St. Jessie

Jessie isn't short for Jessica. I feel the need to stress that. I love to read and write. I'd like to think I'm quite the witty one. I've been known to make people laugh. I make a fool of myself.
Unintentionally.
A lot.
I hate girls who act like they're all big and bad. I'm talking about the ones who are all, "Yeah, don't fuck with me, I'll mess up your face. Mhm, that's right, whores. I'm the bitch and I'm the best so kiss it." You know what I think you girls are? I think you're big losers. Get a life. [:
I play bass and guitar and bass on guitar, because I do not own an actual bass.
I enjoy caffeine.
My stepmom plays favourites and my sister and I got the short end of the stick on that one.
I like sticking new things up on my walls.
I am the kid who has already started saving up money for My Chemical Romance's new tour. I collect every single bit of pocket change that comes my way to save up for it - hey, don't judge me. I've already got something like 50 dollars. (I had a head start on that one, though, because what else is there to do with pocket change but save it until you find a purpose for it?)
My Chemical Romance is my inspiration and my stronghold. Everyone has one, and this wonderful band is mine. MCRmy for life. Foo'. [:
I'm darn proud to be a Green Day fan and a student in the Freshman Class of '13.
I wouldn't call it an obsession, but I really like Saint Jimmy. He's a cool kid. Pretty much the coolest fictional character to ever live, besides Fred and George Weasley... and Winnie the Pooh.
I am hostile and sarcastic towards people I do not know/haven't seen in a while. Forgive me, for I don't mean it.. believe me, if I actually hate you, you will be able to tell.(:

You make me so angry. I am going to light you on fire, roll you around in weed, and then smoke you.

MEEEEOOOWWW. MEOW.

That's no average hobo. That's a lamp-post hobo.

"Hello? Yes? YOUR SON IS BEING EATEN BY ZOMBIES! OH GOD, YOU HAVE TO CALL SOMEONE - ZOMBIES EVERYWHERE" -Hangs up-

"Do you have any idea who you're messing with!?" // "A guy with a gun?"

"Dude, there's no one there." // "Yes! Yes there is! That idiot right there!" // "That's Mr. American Idiot to you."

"I love fucking penguins." // "... What?" // "I MEAN I FUCKING LOVE PENGUINS. OH GOD. xDD NO."

You fail. No. You're beyond fail. You are a janitor in the Enterprise that is life.

"I lost the game." // "I swear I'm going to kill you."

The camels won't fit!

It takes two to tango, my friend.

"Sports is kinda like Toys R Us. When I go by Toys R Us, I'm thinkin' real happy thoughts, but I'm never quite happy enough to go in."

I eat like Jesus.

Spencer, get out of my bookbag.

Shut your cornhole.

"You should be ashamed of yourself." // "Your mom's comin'!"

Stalk me? I am boring. And own weapons.

@BrianSchechter well hello there. Normally I am really passive. I mind my own business. But here is an idea. Stop pretending to be me.

"What would you do if there was a seagull in your pants?" // "That would be the happiest day of my life. Ca-caw!"

Mr. H, we have a savage in the classroom.

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