Miss Murder-Way
- Name
- イモクプケキ
- Age
- 15
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- May 12th, 2009
Stories
White Macabre
Latest update: Part 3 on November 15th, 2009And The Collision Of Your Kiss, That Made It So Hard
Latest update: Part 8 on November 10th, 2009Alice In Despairland
Latest update: Part 6 on October 21st, 2009The Demolition Lovers
Latest update: Part 6 on October 16th, 2009
Poems
If It Wasn't For You...
November 4th, 2009Why Do I Bother?
November 2nd, 2009Bipolar
November 2nd, 2009So What?
November 1st, 2009The Songs That Saved My Life
October 28th, 2009The Roar Of The Crowd
October 28th, 2009
Journals
Adventures On The School Bus
November 18th, 2009Look For Something Good To Read/Listen To/Watch/Play
November 15th, 2009Writing To Solve Your Problems?
November 13th, 2009Lyric Writing, Stupid People, And My Mom
November 11th, 2009What The F*** Is Up With My Mom?!
November 6th, 2009NaNoWriMo
November 3rd, 2009Know Any Good Ferard Stories?
November 3rd, 2009Should I Add A New Story Or Finish Up?
November 2nd, 2009If You're Depressed Or Angry
November 1st, 2009Need Help: Writer's Block
October 29th, 2009
About
Music: Alternative To Therapy
There once was a girl named Miss-Murder-Way. She was an emo taco eating ninja robot pixie shinigami cupcake superhero vampire zombie bunny. She often spent her days writing, drawing, listening to music, watching anime, or daydreaming about her future husband, Gerard Way. Her bestest friends in the whole world were Anna and Chelsea (also known by Welcome to the Fall and Torosaurus!)
Please don't hurt yourself. If you feel unloved like I did, feel free to talk to me. I am ALWAYS here. If you or someone you know has a problem with depression call 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
MySpace
Enter The Ferard Contest
Skype: irisabsurd
"Every word Gerard sings. Every beat Bob plays. Every solo Ray has put his heart into. Every note Mikey hits. Every rhythm that has ever come out of Frank's guitar. Saved lives of thousands who didn't think they could make it."

The sexy bitch in the picture is mine!

OMFG! Yummy! <3

This was so cute that I just had to put it on here! -^_^-
My Musical Tastes
My Chemical Romance
Mindless Self Indulgence
Avenged Sevenfold
Evanescence
All Time Low
Green Day
Nirvana
Hole
Paramore
Cute Is What We Aim For
The Beatles
Slipknot
The Goo Goo Dolls
The Used
Otep
Jack Off Jill
3OH!3
Aiden
Leathermouth
Tat
AFI
Fall Out Boy
Panic At The Disco
Leathermouth
No Doubt
Kill Hannah
The Beastie Boys
The Misfits
Oomph!
Linkin Park and lots more that I'm too lazy to write down...
Birthdays To Remember:
Frank Iero-October 31
Gerard Way-April 9
Bob Bryar- December 31
Mikey Way-September 10
Ray Toro- July 15
There once was a girl named Miss-Murder-Way. She was an emo taco eating ninja robot pixie shinigami cupcake superhero vampire zombie bunny. She often spent her days writing, drawing, listening to music, watching anime, or daydreaming about her future husband, Gerard Way. Her bestest friends in the whole world were Anna and Chelsea (also known by Welcome to the Fall and Torosaurus!)
Please don't hurt yourself. If you feel unloved like I did, feel free to talk to me. I am ALWAYS here. If you or someone you know has a problem with depression call 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
MySpace
Enter The Ferard Contest
Skype: irisabsurd
"Every word Gerard sings. Every beat Bob plays. Every solo Ray has put his heart into. Every note Mikey hits. Every rhythm that has ever come out of Frank's guitar. Saved lives of thousands who didn't think they could make it."

The sexy bitch in the picture is mine!

OMFG! Yummy! <3

This was so cute that I just had to put it on here! -^_^-
My Musical Tastes
My Chemical Romance
Mindless Self Indulgence
Avenged Sevenfold
Evanescence
All Time Low
Green Day
Nirvana
Hole
Paramore
Cute Is What We Aim For
The Beatles
Slipknot
The Goo Goo Dolls
The Used
Otep
Jack Off Jill
3OH!3
Aiden
Leathermouth
Tat
AFI
Fall Out Boy
Panic At The Disco
Leathermouth
No Doubt
Kill Hannah
The Beastie Boys
The Misfits
Oomph!
Linkin Park and lots more that I'm too lazy to write down...
Birthdays To Remember:
Frank Iero-October 31
Gerard Way-April 9
Bob Bryar- December 31
Mikey Way-September 10
Ray Toro- July 15
Ways to Tell If You're aRealStupidMy Chemical Romance Fan (credit to horsie 890)
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RealStuck-up MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade" (and think it makes them more important than others).Real Violent MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.RealObsessive MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.Real Impaired MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.RealSickMCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."RealCannibalistic MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.RealCompletely retarded MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.Real Moronic MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.RealPervertedMCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.Real DisgustingMCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.Real Childish MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.Real Disturbed MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.RealPsychotic MCR fans go into a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say "so long."RealObnoxiousMCR fanshavethink they need this on their profile.RealBrain deadMCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in the songs.RealFreakish MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.Real MCR fans with no lives watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.RealMindlessMCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.Real MCR fans who wish to fail school write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.Real Bothersome MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.Real Sugar-addicted MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.RealMentally handicapped MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.RealCompulsive MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.Real ADD MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.RealNeurotic MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!Real InsaneMCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.(credit to Torosaurus!)
I Pledge Allegiance To The Deathbat Of The United Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which They Plague, One Nation, Under Christ, Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All
(credit to Torosaurus!)
If You Ever Felt Alone
If You Ever Felt Rejected
If You Ever Felt Confused
If You Ever Felt Anxious
If You Ever Felt Wrong
If You Ever Felt Wronged
If You Ever Felt Unclean
If You Ever Felt Angry
If You Ever Felt Ashamed
If You Ever Felt Curious
If You Ever Felt Used
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge
Feel The Romance
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Childish Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-Rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Chemical Romance
(credit to Kill Me Romantically)
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I <3 boys who wear guyliner.
[credit to Gerardxisxmyxfantasy]
My Chemical Romance Fans!
So we claim to be an army
To be part of any army, you need co-operation,
trust and bravery.
But why are some of our MCR soldiers turning
their backs on us?
To fall in line with a conformist society?
Is that what they want from us?
For us to FALTER and fall onto our knees?
We will NEVER BE AFRAID.
We will NEVER BACK DOWN
We will NEVER BE ALONE.
So it's time to celebrate. Not for MCR, for
the MCR Fans.
For the kids who are not okay.
For the kids who stuck by MCR to the very end.
For the kids who aren't afraid to walk this
FUCKING world alone.
On August 22nd, lower your guns soldiers.
Do something special for an MCR fan.
It's finally time to celebrate the Fans;
Who put up with everyone's shit
Who defend MCR
Who are told to cut their wrists because they
listen to My Chemical Romance.
August 22nd, My Chemical Fan's day.
If you're an MCR fan, repost this and spread
the world.
Let's unite this motherfucking army !
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Join the Black Parade...add this on your profile
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!
92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh").
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84....you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives"...
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MCR FREAK WHEN:
-Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
-You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
-You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
-You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
-You feel like burning the TRL building down
-You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
-You have a MCR song for every point in your day
-You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
-You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
-You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
-You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
-You are on this page.
-You have seen EVERY music video, including 'the old version of i'm not okay (i promise)'
-Your desktop wallpaper is MCR themed.
-You hate yourself coz you're too much of a chicken sh!t to blow up a microwave like Mikey did.
-You check their website everyday.
-You are in despair because MCR is becoming mainstream.
-You sing 'I'm Not Okay' so many times that your friends have to ask if you're actually okay.
-You think there should be a religon of MCRNESS.
-Your heart skips a beat when you hear the words 'Chemical' or 'Romance.'
-You know all the words to all their songs.
-You know more about MCR than you do about your friends.
-You constantly find yourself quoting the members.
-It upsets you to see rows of 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge' for just anyone to buy.
-You name your pets after Mikey, Ray, Frank, Bob and Gerard.
-You celebrate their Birthdays.
-You think that people who do not know about MCR, do not deserve to be glorified with the greatness that is MCR.
-You know who Matt Pelisser is and you know that he is no longer in the band.
-You write 'My Chemical Romance' upon basically anything that is hard enough to write on.
-You have written to them at least twice.
-You have created a website dedicated to the band.
-Everyone knows you as 'That Crazy MCR Freak.'
-Everything someone says reminds you of a MCR song or quote.
-You know what The Breakfast Monkey is.
-You have MCR ringtones.
-You're actually happy for MCR to have girlfriends, instead of plotting to kill them.
-You want to visit New Jersey.
-You love MCR not only because of how cute Gerard/Frankie/Mikey/Bob/Ray are.
-You read this to the end
This is for those who cried to The Ghost Of You.
For those who felt empowered during Famous Last Words.
For those who felt they could relate to I'm Not Okay.
For those who want to start a riot because of Teenagers.
For those who are demolition lovers.
For those who killed all their friends.
This is for those who got welcomed To The Black Pararde.
For those who aren't afraid to keep on living;
Who aren't afraid to walk this world alone.
So let's crash the cemetery gates, with heads held high and MCR in out hearts, because we are the MCRmy.
For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what color his hair was.
For anyone who loves that pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.
For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt.
For anyone who cried every single time Gerard got drunk or high.
For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying.
For anyone who isn't okay.
For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with all of their "black little hearts".
For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics, too.
For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give the band hugs.
For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say "thank you".
For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money.
For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.
For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey" or "Ray".
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance", "My Chem" or "MCR".
For anyone who says "I am a My Chemical Romance fan" with pride, and with honesty.
For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.
For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please, no more MCR today!"
For anyone who gets excited when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt.
For anyone who will go across the country to see a My Chemical Romance concert.
For enyone who listens to the message MCR has to share with the world.
For anyone who doesn't know where they'd be without them;
For anyone who's life changed the moment they heard one song.
For everyone who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up.
We ARE the MCRmy.
They told us they weren't okay.
They told us vampires would never hurt us.
They want us to say our famous last words and join The Black Parade.
They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them.
They cried for the ghost of us.
They introduced us to Helena.
They don't love us like they did yesterday.
We ARE the MCRmy.
Real MCR fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
Real MCR fans get exited and hyper when one of there songs come on the radio.
Real MCR fans punch anyone who disses Gerard's hair, or anything about MCR, for that matter.
Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band, and what they do.
Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket that looks like the Black Parade uniforms.
Real MCR fans will keep reading this.
I am a demolition lover.
I am never okay.
I was welcomed to the Black Parade.
I am young, and I don't care.
I am disenchanted.
I am filled with unapolagetic apathy.
I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy.
I live life on the murder scene
I did cry to The Ghost Of You.
I did feel empowered by Famous Last Words.
I worried about Bob and his burn.
I helped Gerard stay sober.
I have an obsession with Ray's hair.
I am not afraid to keep on living,
or to walk this world alone.
I crashed the cemetery gates.
I brought you my bullets when you brought me your love.
I gave three cheers for sweet revenge.
I know what they do to guys like us in prison.
I gave 'em hell and hung 'em high.
I killed all my friends.
I gave gallons of blood.
I have seen the early sunsets over Monroeville.
Vampires can never hurt me!
So shut your eyes, kiss me goodnight, and sleep.
These are our famous last words.
So thank you for the venom; so long, and goodnight.
I am the MCRmy, and they did save my life!
Post this if you are truely part of the MCRmy...
So Long And Goodnight!
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RealStuck-up MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade" (and think it makes them more important than others).Real Violent MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.RealObsessive MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.Real Impaired MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.RealSickMCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."RealCannibalistic MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.RealCompletely retarded MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.Real Moronic MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.RealPervertedMCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.Real DisgustingMCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.Real Childish MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.Real Disturbed MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.RealPsychotic MCR fans go into a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say "so long."RealObnoxiousMCR fanshavethink they need this on their profile.RealBrain deadMCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in the songs.RealFreakish MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.Real MCR fans with no lives watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.RealMindlessMCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.Real MCR fans who wish to fail school write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.Real Bothersome MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.Real Sugar-addicted MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.RealMentally handicapped MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.RealCompulsive MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.Real ADD MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.RealNeurotic MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!Real InsaneMCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.(credit to Torosaurus!)
I Pledge Allegiance To The Deathbat Of The United Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which They Plague, One Nation, Under Christ, Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All
(credit to Torosaurus!)
If You Ever Felt Alone
If You Ever Felt Rejected
If You Ever Felt Confused
If You Ever Felt Anxious
If You Ever Felt Wrong
If You Ever Felt Wronged
If You Ever Felt Unclean
If You Ever Felt Angry
If You Ever Felt Ashamed
If You Ever Felt Curious
If You Ever Felt Used
Be Prepared To Feel Revenge
Feel The Romance
My Brutal Romance
My Beautiful Romance
My Innocent Romance
My Childish Romance
My Miserable Romance
My X-Rated Romance
My Harlequin Romance
My Selfish Romance
My Chemical Romance
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My Chemical Romance Fans!
So we claim to be an army
To be part of any army, you need co-operation,
trust and bravery.
But why are some of our MCR soldiers turning
their backs on us?
To fall in line with a conformist society?
Is that what they want from us?
For us to FALTER and fall onto our knees?
We will NEVER BE AFRAID.
We will NEVER BACK DOWN
We will NEVER BE ALONE.
So it's time to celebrate. Not for MCR, for
the MCR Fans.
For the kids who are not okay.
For the kids who stuck by MCR to the very end.
For the kids who aren't afraid to walk this
FUCKING world alone.
On August 22nd, lower your guns soldiers.
Do something special for an MCR fan.
It's finally time to celebrate the Fans;
Who put up with everyone's shit
Who defend MCR
Who are told to cut their wrists because they
listen to My Chemical Romance.
August 22nd, My Chemical Fan's day.
If you're an MCR fan, repost this and spread
the world.
Let's unite this motherfucking army !
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Join the Black Parade...add this on your profile
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!
92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.
95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh").
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84....you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives"...
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MCR FREAK WHEN:
-Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
-You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
-You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
-You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
-You feel like burning the TRL building down
-You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
-You have a MCR song for every point in your day
-You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
-You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
-You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
-You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
-You are on this page.
-You have seen EVERY music video, including 'the old version of i'm not okay (i promise)'
-Your desktop wallpaper is MCR themed.
-You hate yourself coz you're too much of a chicken sh!t to blow up a microwave like Mikey did.
-You check their website everyday.
-You are in despair because MCR is becoming mainstream.
-You sing 'I'm Not Okay' so many times that your friends have to ask if you're actually okay.
-You think there should be a religon of MCRNESS.
-Your heart skips a beat when you hear the words 'Chemical' or 'Romance.'
-You know all the words to all their songs.
-You know more about MCR than you do about your friends.
-You constantly find yourself quoting the members.
-It upsets you to see rows of 'Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge' for just anyone to buy.
-You name your pets after Mikey, Ray, Frank, Bob and Gerard.
-You celebrate their Birthdays.
-You think that people who do not know about MCR, do not deserve to be glorified with the greatness that is MCR.
-You know who Matt Pelisser is and you know that he is no longer in the band.
-You write 'My Chemical Romance' upon basically anything that is hard enough to write on.
-You have written to them at least twice.
-You have created a website dedicated to the band.
-Everyone knows you as 'That Crazy MCR Freak.'
-Everything someone says reminds you of a MCR song or quote.
-You know what The Breakfast Monkey is.
-You have MCR ringtones.
-You're actually happy for MCR to have girlfriends, instead of plotting to kill them.
-You want to visit New Jersey.
-You love MCR not only because of how cute Gerard/Frankie/Mikey/Bob/Ray are.
-You read this to the end
This is for those who cried to The Ghost Of You.
For those who felt empowered during Famous Last Words.
For those who felt they could relate to I'm Not Okay.
For those who want to start a riot because of Teenagers.
For those who are demolition lovers.
For those who killed all their friends.
This is for those who got welcomed To The Black Pararde.
For those who aren't afraid to keep on living;
Who aren't afraid to walk this world alone.
So let's crash the cemetery gates, with heads held high and MCR in out hearts, because we are the MCRmy.
For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what color his hair was.
For anyone who loves that pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.
For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.
For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt.
For anyone who cried every single time Gerard got drunk or high.
For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives.
For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying.
For anyone who isn't okay.
For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with all of their "black little hearts".
For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics, too.
For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.
For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give the band hugs.
For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say "thank you".
For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money.
For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.
For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.
For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey" or "Ray".
For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance", "My Chem" or "MCR".
For anyone who says "I am a My Chemical Romance fan" with pride, and with honesty.
For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.
For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please, no more MCR today!"
For anyone who gets excited when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt.
For anyone who will go across the country to see a My Chemical Romance concert.
For enyone who listens to the message MCR has to share with the world.
For anyone who doesn't know where they'd be without them;
For anyone who's life changed the moment they heard one song.
For everyone who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up.
We ARE the MCRmy.
They told us they weren't okay.
They told us vampires would never hurt us.
They want us to say our famous last words and join The Black Parade.
They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them.
They cried for the ghost of us.
They introduced us to Helena.
They don't love us like they did yesterday.
We ARE the MCRmy.
Real MCR fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.
Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
Real MCR fans get exited and hyper when one of there songs come on the radio.
Real MCR fans punch anyone who disses Gerard's hair, or anything about MCR, for that matter.
Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band, and what they do.
Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket that looks like the Black Parade uniforms.
Real MCR fans will keep reading this.
I am a demolition lover.
I am never okay.
I was welcomed to the Black Parade.
I am young, and I don't care.
I am disenchanted.
I am filled with unapolagetic apathy.
I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy.
I live life on the murder scene
I did cry to The Ghost Of You.
I did feel empowered by Famous Last Words.
I worried about Bob and his burn.
I helped Gerard stay sober.
I have an obsession with Ray's hair.
I am not afraid to keep on living,
or to walk this world alone.
I crashed the cemetery gates.
I brought you my bullets when you brought me your love.
I gave three cheers for sweet revenge.
I know what they do to guys like us in prison.
I gave 'em hell and hung 'em high.
I killed all my friends.
I gave gallons of blood.
I have seen the early sunsets over Monroeville.
Vampires can never hurt me!
So shut your eyes, kiss me goodnight, and sleep.
These are our famous last words.
So thank you for the venom; so long, and goodnight.
I am the MCRmy, and they did save my life!
Post this if you are truely part of the MCRmy...
So Long And Goodnight!






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