TillyTheSerialKillie

My name is Christina.

I'm an instigator of all things illegal.

I quote obscure movies at appropriate times just to see if anyone will get it. No one usually does, but it makes me seem witty, odd, and quarky...All at the same time.

My best friend and I once prank called people for two hours, telling them, in a fake Jamaican accent, they've won a free trip to Barbados to hang out with Shia LaBeouf, Kelly Osborne, and a pack of wild wolverines while playing pre-programmed Caribbean music from my keyboard in the background.

I've probably met more famous people than you, but I honestly don't brag about it that often.

I flock towards people who like:

Green Day


The Beatles


My Chemical Romance


Avenged Sevenfold


Smosh


Blink 182


and/or Tim Burton


...just to name a few.

But chances are I'm gonna talk to you anyway.

And when you have doubts, just know that there's nothing wrong with me, this is how I'm supposed to be, in a land of make-believe that don't believe in me.