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I'm Rachel I'm 15 and I'm a girl.

95%of teens would go into panic if the Jonas Brothers were on top of a building about to jump. I'm the other 5% that would bring popcorn and a folding chair.

95% of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was about to jump off a building. I'm the other 5% that would be screaming, "Jump, Bitch, Jump!" at the top of my lungs.

I love these two (above) but even though there almost the same its true I hate them.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the five percent that don't give a shit, copy this, put it in your profile!

The bookworm section:
If you walk into walls because you have your nose in a book, copy this to your profile.

The crazy section:
When life gives you lemons demand that they take it back and give you cookies

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Im the kind of girl that loves so many and hates so few but is hated by so many and loved by so few.

Person on Twilight add: "When you can live forever what do live for?"
Me: "Oh, that's easy, you live for cookies"

90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead

92% of the teenage population would be dead if abercrombie and fitch, hollister, American eagle and aeropostale decided that breathing wasn't cool. Put this on your profile if you are one of the other 8% that would be dying of laughter in the background.

92% of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8% that still listen to real music copy and paste this into your profile

98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

When I go hyper I describe it as 'Being high on Oxygen' screw drugs all I need is the air I breathe

You say Zac Effron
I say Gerard Way
You say Pink
I say Black
You say Hollister
I say Hot Topic
You say Emo Boys Are Ugly
I say F U, they the sex!
You say Hannah Montana
I say Cobra Starship
You say I'm Weird and Crazy
I say, It took you that long to figure it out? Stupid.

I'd pick Damon Salvatore over Stefan and Edward Cullen any day of the year,

I hate sunlight,

I hate summer,

I love fall,

I like winter,

Anyone ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
just thought you might want to know! :)

Judge Me
And I'll prove you wrong
Tell me what to do
And I'll tell you off
Say I'm not worth it
Watch where I end up
Call me a bitch
And I'll show you one
Fuck me over
And I'll do it to you twice as bad
Call me crazy
You really have no idea!

Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the titanic was built by proffesionals!