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Emmers-Tastic

Emmers-Tastic
Name
Emmers
Age
19
Gender
Female
Location
Neverland
Joined date
July 2nd, 2007

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About




I laugh at the most awkward times. Being loud is just part of my daily routine. I smoke Marblo Menthol Lights. Captain Morgan is my best friend.I swear too God Damn much for my health. Gossiping is something I hate. But I love D-R-A-M-A! I may be fat but honey I am not jealous of any skinny bitch.Music is my life. Writing is my God Damn therapist. My Chemical Romance didn't save my life they just made me believe in myself. Spencer Smith will be my husband. I'm a Rockstar so remember my name I'm gonna be famous.My sister is my best friend, she's my Paris and I her Nicole. Cecilia Catherine is my soul mate.If you don't like me don't fucking talk to me. Oh yeah leave me my family and friends alone or I will kick your ass.




Torrey is Paris To My Nicole


Statistics say that one out of every four Americans suffer from a mental illness. Check your best friends. If they are okay then it's you




13 Things PMS Stands For:
1. Pass My Shotgun
2. Psychotic Mood Shift
3. Perpetual Munching Spree
4. Puffy Mid-Section
5. People Make me Sick
6. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
8. Pimples May Surface
9. Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.

13.Potential Murder Suspect

Mibba ♥ Family
Wifey
Sister From Another Mister
Twin
Bestie
Paris Hilton
Lover
Mistress
Daniel Radcliffe

New Kids On The Block Always Have Been And Always Will Be My Favorite Band!!


Jake Says: Whose your favorite super hero?
Zack Says: Superman
Jake Says: Me Too! *kisses*
Emily Says: Batman *grins*
Jake & Zack: *stares blankly*
Emily Says: What?
Zack Says: You Like A Man In A Rubber Suit
Jake Says: Who Enjoys Running Around With A Little Boy
Emily Says: *thinks deeply* You Effing Suck
Jake & Zack: *break out into a fit of laughter




I Love My VivianCupcake!

DarkmgrL Is My Best Friend!




DO THIS:

So You Think You Know Me...

(2 Points) My name:
(4 Points) My last name:
(4 Points) Who am I in love with:
(1 Points) Where did we meet:
(6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name:
(1 Points) Where do I work:
(3 Point) What am I afraid of:
(2 Points) Do I smoke :
(3 Points) Do I drink:
(3 points) Do you think Im a virgin:
(1 Point) Do I have any siblings:
(2 Points) How many:
(2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do:
(1 Point) How many piercings do I have:
(4 Points) How many tattoos do I have:
(3 Points) What's my favorite type of music:
(4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing:
(3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
(2 Points) Whats my favorite color:
(3 Points) Name something I hate:
(4 Points) Name a talent I have:
(4 Points) Whats my phone number:
(4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear:
(4 Points) Do I have any pets:
(2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now:
(5 Points) How long have I been dating them:
(5 points) How tall am I:
(5 Points) What is my worst habit:
(5 Points on creativeness) If I were stranded on a desert island, what would I bring:

i'll send you your grade...

80-85 Points; Best Friend.

70-79 Points; Great Friend.

40-69 Points; Friend.

20-39 Points; You should hang out with me more! Ask me when.

00-19 Points; Either you're a crappy friend, or you're new friend