xxReVengeanceIsSynxx
- Name
- Brittany Valentine
- Age
- -
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- July 7th, 2007
Stories
Thank God For The Sugar Shack...
Latest update: Part 4 on December 10th, 2008As Make Up Runs Down Your Cheeks
Latest update: Part 2 on March 16th, 2008You're the one, and in you I confide.
Latest update: Part 3 on January 21st, 2008
Journals
one of the best days of my life
January 11th, 2008
Photos
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About
I'm on hiatus people! I'm sorry, Loves, I will get back to writing asap. Sorry again guys!
OK so yea i just got accused of trying to copy this girl,
everything below is fucking true about me,
MYSELF not some bitch just trying to start BULLSHIT,
I'm all ways getting criticized.
she told me I HAD to get my story down within one hour,
what the fuck? are you gonna kill me if I don't?
I'd like to see you try.
Hey my name is Brittany
my friends tend to call me the following:
Brit
Brit Brit
Britty
Brit Face
Valentine
Cupcake
Tink
Barkky
Jelly Bean
Gummi Worm
Brittany Ballistic
nyny (pronounced nini)
Bumble Bee
minnie (or) minnie mouse
B.
Brit Brat
Bitch (gotta love that one eh?)
I'm 15 years young.
I was a loser before being a loser was cool.
A rainbow vomited on my profile.
I'm a bitch, and i'll admit it faster than you can call me one.
I'm actually pretty nice.
I'm adhd.
I cuss more than i really should.
Fuck is in almost every sentence i use.
I'd be dead if I didn't have my amazingly awesome friends.
They keep me somewhat sane.
I love my sunglasses and my eyeliner.
I love my music.
I love to write.
I love to take pics.
I love to argue with people just to prove that i'll win.
I'm constantly underestimated.
I could eat my body weight in mac & cheese,
that and pizza.
And twizzlers.
yumm.
Avenged Sevenfold,
Pantera,
The Beatles,
and Escape The Fate
are the best fucking bands ever!
And you know I'm right.
R.I.P dimebag
Ive been in way to many fights in my short lifetime.
I have no dad. He's a whore.
Seriously he has like 6 kids all with different mothers.
If I ever met him id probably kick his ass.
I have too many friends.
I'm just a lovable person.
So, love me.
Be nice to me and we can be friends.
If revenge is sweet,
and payback is a bitch,
well then i must be the sweetest bitch.
Things To Ponder:
Why DID they start putting erasers on pencils?
What exactly does nsync stand for?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Why are they called APPARTments, if they are so close together?
Why do suicide bombers wear helmets?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Who decided 'Stutter' should have a double 't' in it?
Me: Dude, lala your a freak"
Lauren:"One boooger"
Me:"Oh look, a chewed up tootsie roll!"
Kristen:"Thats dogshit"
Lauren:"Whats drug paraphernalia?"
Me:"I do believe you're the blondest person i know"
Lauren:"One boooger"
Katrina:"What do you want chalk for?"
Me:"so i can..."
Nannie:"So she and her little friends can go vandalize the playground"
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
OK so yea i just got accused of trying to copy this girl,
everything below is fucking true about me,
MYSELF not some bitch just trying to start BULLSHIT,
I'm all ways getting criticized.
she told me I HAD to get my story down within one hour,
what the fuck? are you gonna kill me if I don't?
I'd like to see you try.
Hey my name is Brittany
my friends tend to call me the following:
Brit
Brit Brit
Britty
Brit Face
Valentine
Cupcake
Tink
Barkky
Jelly Bean
Gummi Worm
Brittany Ballistic
nyny (pronounced nini)
Bumble Bee
minnie (or) minnie mouse
B.
Brit Brat
Bitch (gotta love that one eh?)
I'm 15 years young.
I was a loser before being a loser was cool.
A rainbow vomited on my profile.
I'm a bitch, and i'll admit it faster than you can call me one.
I'm actually pretty nice.
I'm adhd.
I cuss more than i really should.
Fuck is in almost every sentence i use.
I'd be dead if I didn't have my amazingly awesome friends.
They keep me somewhat sane.
I love my sunglasses and my eyeliner.
I love my music.
I love to write.
I love to take pics.
I love to argue with people just to prove that i'll win.
I'm constantly underestimated.
I could eat my body weight in mac & cheese,
that and pizza.
And twizzlers.
yumm.
Avenged Sevenfold,
Pantera,
The Beatles,
and Escape The Fate
are the best fucking bands ever!
And you know I'm right.
R.I.P dimebag
Ive been in way to many fights in my short lifetime.
I have no dad. He's a whore.
Seriously he has like 6 kids all with different mothers.
If I ever met him id probably kick his ass.
I have too many friends.
I'm just a lovable person.
So, love me.
Be nice to me and we can be friends.
If revenge is sweet,
and payback is a bitch,
well then i must be the sweetest bitch.
Things To Ponder:
Why DID they start putting erasers on pencils?
What exactly does nsync stand for?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Can you be arrested for selling illegal-sized paper?
Why can't Mr. Fork and Mr. Electrical Socket be friends?
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How is it that "Fat Chance" and "Slim Chance" mean the same thing?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Why are they called APPARTments, if they are so close together?
Why do suicide bombers wear helmets?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Who decided 'Stutter' should have a double 't' in it?
Me: Dude, lala your a freak"
Lauren:"One boooger"
Me:"Oh look, a chewed up tootsie roll!"
Kristen:"Thats dogshit"
Lauren:"Whats drug paraphernalia?"
Me:"I do believe you're the blondest person i know"
Lauren:"One boooger"
Katrina:"What do you want chalk for?"
Me:"so i can..."
Nannie:"So she and her little friends can go vandalize the playground"
You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE
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