trappedxinxreality

kidsXinXlove

Hi, umm, i'm mary. i am cool (like Tre). if you like Green Day or MCR, you can be my bestest friend in the ENTIRE WORLD!

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I wish i lived in canada... think about it cool accents, maple syrup, mounties, moose beavers, ummm curling (did u no 98% of canadians can curl while drunk, oh its true all right!)..... EH!

I'll give u some words of wisdom:
1. "Dont jack-off a cactus, ull only hurt ur hand... and the cactuses feelings"
2. "Beach balls, at festivals, are the work of the devil"
3. "No man can eat 50 eggs."
4. "As the ancient hawaiins say, if the shirt fits...buy it in every color"
5. "The apocolpse!! Its raining office suppies!!"
6. "That's what she said"

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I LOVE TO PLAY guitar! I also play ukealele and mandolin. Trying to form a band but it seems like no one knows how to play drums
Oh and by the way if anyone has a good idea for a band name i need one despretly (i no i suck at spelling)
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Uhhhh bands i like:
Green day (duh)
My Chemical Romance
Rise Against
Daivid Cook (Don't be jealous but I meet him twice!!)
Our Lady Peace
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Hot Chele Ray
Black Flag
Iron Maiden
Panic! at the disco (notice the !)
The Ramones
The Misfits
Johnny B. Morbid (look it up, seriously if ur a fan of horror punk DO IT, hes really good!)
Linkin Park
Foxboro Hottubs
The Beatles
Rolling Stones
The Doors
Avril lavigne (her early stuff)
Baumer
Kiss Kiss
Nirvana
The number 12 looks like you
Slightly Stoopid
State Radio
Rusted Root
Incubus
U2
Teddy Gieger
three days grace
Vampire Weekend
Three doors Down
Weezer
the used
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BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON A FUCKED UP DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES
ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT, ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET, ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING.

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the heck can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!
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Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

One day, you will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. I guess i can settle for second place.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled "BANG!", I don't think you'd kill too many people.

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much, smart one?"

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you hate it when people label you, copy this into your profile

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." (too true)
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please.”

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1.You have other albums than American Idiot
2. You know other songs than American Idiot
3. You have Bullet in a Bible
4. When someone says 'cool' you start thinking Tre Cool
5. Green is one of your favorite colors
6. You hate George W. Bush
7. You celebrate their birthdays
8. Your walls are covered in their posters
9. If you don't have all of their albums/dvd's, you never give up on looking for them
10. You're against war
11. You have sent an e-mail to George Bush from greendaynrdc.com
12. You buy anything that has something to do with Green Day
13. You're not ashamed to wear their merchandise stuff in school or anywhere in public
14. You scream when you hear one of their songs on the radio
15. You buy every magazine that has something about them
16. You (almost) cry when you forget to watch one of their interviews on Tv
17. At least one of their songs has emotional meaning to you
18. You start laughing in the middle of a class in school when you remember something they have said or done in an interview
19. If someone talks shit about them, you get offended and punch that motherfucker(or at least kick or something)
20. You have heard all of their songs
21. You listen to their music everyday
22. You remember many of their quotes
23. Some of their songs make you just wanna jump around and dance
24. You want to play guitar/bass/drums just like Billie Joe/Mike/Tre does
25. You make sure you spell the band name 'Green Day' and not 'green day' (or greenday)
26. You truly love each of the band members
27. You (almost) scream out of happiness everytime you watch Bullet in a Bible
28. You never shut up about them
29. You have read Catcher in the rye because it's Billie Joe's favorite book (and you loved it)
30. You have this on your profile

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92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided that breathing wasn't cool!! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!!!

92% of teens move on to rap music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day, put this in your profile.

95% of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5% who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

90% of teens would die if Hannah Montana jumped off a cliff. If you're part of the 10% yelling "Jump, bitch!" in the background, put this in your profile.

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RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.

1. If someone says ‘Are you okay’, you say?
"In Repair"

2. How would you describe yourself?
"Let Go"

3. What do you like in a guy/girl?
"Chirtians Inferno"

4. How do you feel today?
"Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

5. What is your life’s purpose?
"Love you to"

6. What’s your motto?
"Vampires will never hurt you"

7. What do your friends think of you?
"American Idiot"

8. What do your parents think of you?
"Anything but ordinary"
(that was wierd)

9. What do you think about very often?
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams

10. What is 2 + 2?
"This an't a sence it's an arms race"

11. What do you think of your best friend?
"Having a Blast"

12. What is your life story?
"Say it an't so"

13. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"Restless Heart Syndrome"

14. What do you think when you see the person you like?
"Charlie"

15. What will you dance to at your wedding?
"Re-Education (through Labor)"

16. What will they play at your funeral?
"Tnks fr th Mmrs

17. What is your hobby/interest?
"Drowning Lessons"

18. What is your biggest fear?
"Starseed"

19. What is your biggest secret?
"The Sharpest Lives"

20. What do you want right now?
"No Pride"

21. What do you think of your friends?
She's A saint not a celeberity

soo, BYE!

add me as a friend......NOW!