Paradise Lost
- Name
- Tiffany
- Age
- 17
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- September 6th, 2009
Mindless Rambles of MY Life
Have you ever been robbed at gun point?
November 20th, 2009
Gangsta's
TestItOut
better.than.sex
catie_chaos
SubconciousIllusion
Hannuhhhh
Spiritual Healing.
amy3tears
GeeBearsTopFan
TheBoardwalkBody
Charlie is awesome.It Ain't Easy Being Scenie
Life reveals her beauty one precious miracle at a time.
T: you're loyal to those who love you (Yep,yep.)
I: great in bed
F: you are dead sexy
F: you are dead sexy (You know it!)
A: you like to drink
N: you like to drink a lot
Y: great in bed (Fuck, YES!)
What is up? I am Tiffany and i'm 17 years young. I love reading the stories on here but i think i suck at writin' um.
I LOVE CKY AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD, but who could resist them? I mean just look at how fucking hot they all are and plus their music is excellent.
I'm seriously going to kill the Jonas Brothers. God, I fucking hate them so much it's not even funny. Does anybody here wanna help me do so?
I pledge allegiance to the mask,
that I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you,
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day we Die
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
T: you're loyal to those who love you (Yep,yep.)
I: great in bed
F: you are dead sexy
F: you are dead sexy (You know it!)
A: you like to drink
N: you like to drink a lot
Y: great in bed (Fuck, YES!)
What is up? I am Tiffany and i'm 17 years young. I love reading the stories on here but i think i suck at writin' um.
I LOVE CKY AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD, but who could resist them? I mean just look at how fucking hot they all are and plus their music is excellent.
I'm seriously going to kill the Jonas Brothers. God, I fucking hate them so much it's not even funny. Does anybody here wanna help me do so?
I pledge allegiance to the mask,
that I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you,
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day we Die
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
Speak It Loud, Speak It Proud