Lady LA

-------------Lady L.A.-------------

'Agnostic. Passionate. Daring. Edgy. Spontaneous. Artistic. Quiet. Obsessed.'

Moment of the Day! 10/27/09 ::
During: PSSA retakes.
Those Involved: Myself, Aly, and Ashley, Ian.

Ashley: This is fucking BULLSHIT!
(Starts throwing 'special' No.2 pencils to the back of the room.)
Me: I know. I don't need this shit, I'm going to art school.
Aly Yeah. I'm just drawing things All over the open ended question page.
Ian: Well Jesus Fucking Christ!
Me: What's your problem?
Ian: I can't get service in here.
Me: Shouldn't you be taking your pointless, wast of time test right now?
Ashley: FUCK THIS. These P-S-S-A's can kiss my big white A-S-S!
Me: I say we just draw all over them and make designs out of the bubbles.
All of us.: Let's fucking do it!

Photos from the day::
What Ashley thought of her test.
"I'm going to art school, this means nothing to me." My math page.
Aly and I during the test break.
Ashley's ass, me on the toilet, and Aly the photographer.



= The Basics.=
(Name)
- Avery -
(Nicknames)
- Chuckles -
- Pinky -
- Boober -
- Shanetta Twat - (Apparently that's my alter ego name? so say my friends.)
(Age)
- 17 years young. -
(Birthday)
- July 7th, 1992. - (I am aware that this is also Syn's birthday, and yes that's my actual birthday. I have the birth certificate to prove it.)
(Birthplace)
- Myrtle Beach, SC -
(Current Location)
- Hershey, PA -
(Eye Color)
- Hazel -
(Hair Color)
- Brown -
(Height)
- 5'7" -
(Weight)
- 107 lb. -
(Zodiac Sign)
- Cancer -
(Screenname)
- shadowsseduction -

= The Favorites.=

(Color)
- Purple -
(Number)
- 7 - (since my birthday is 7/7)
(Top 3 Bands)
- Avenged Sevenfold -
- Hollywood Undead -
- H.I.M (His Infernal Majesty)
(Music Genre)
- Hard Rock -
(TV Show)
- True Blood -
(Movie)
- One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest -
- or -
- The Strangers -
(Actor)
- Jack Nicholson -
(Actress)
- Jaime Lee Curtis -
(Kind of Movie)
- Comedy -
(Cartoon)
- Spongebob Squarepants-
(Sport)
- Horseback Riding -
(Fast Food Restaurant)
- KFC -
(Food)
- Beef Ramen Noodles -
(Ice Cream)
- Dairy Queen Brownie Batter Blizzard -
(Cereal)
- Reese's Puffs -
(Candy)
- Cookies & Cream by Hershey -
(Alcoholic Beverage)
- "Brompton Cocktail" -
( a.k.a whatever alcohol my friends and I have left, mixed together, with black food coloring and a cherry. )
(Quote)
- "Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and twenty cents for your soul." -

= Does Lady L.A....?=

(Have any siblings?)
- No -
(Have any pets?)
- Yes. A black wolf, and a black cat. -
(Have a job?)
- Yes. I help train young horses for showjumping and basic equitation. -
(Have a cellphone?)
- Who doesn't anymore? -
(Have any special talents or skills?)
- I can fit myself through a plastic coat hanger. And play piano like it's abc's. -
(Have any fears?)
- Depending on others. -
(Have a bedtime?)
- Nope. -
(Sing in the shower?)
- Duh. -
(Want to go to college?)
- I'm going to PRATT. -
(Get along with her parents?)
- I'm a daddy's girl. My mom and I fight about anything and everything. -
(Have any piercings?)
- Not currently. But I used to have: snakebites, septum, and tongue. All of which are gone now. -
(Have any tattoos?)
- Yes. 'Traitors Die First' between my shoulder blades, and I plan on getting many more. My appointment for my next piece is set up for sometimes in December. It's going to be a quote I made up when I grew tired of overly religious people acting like they were better than I. And it goes something like this = "And if there is a judgement day, I will stand before God as he judges my soul. And if he asks me to prove myself to him, I will simply cross my arms and stand in silence. For afterall, where was he when I asked him to prove himself to me?" -
(Swear?)
- Fuck yes. -
(Smoke?)
- Yes. Not cigarettes though. Hookah. -
(Drink?)
- Intoxication inspires the greatest of minds. -
(Do Drugs?)
- I've tried the gateway plant. But it's not my scene. -

= Has Lady L.A. ever...?.=

(Danced in a public place.)
- Yes. -
(Smiled for no reason.)
- Life is a reason to smile. -
(Laughed so hard you cried.)
- My friends make me do so every day. That takes true skill. -
(Talked to someone you don't know?)
- Yes. -
(Drank alcohol?)
- Obviously. -
(Partied 'til the sun came up?)
- I think once or twice. I'm usually passed out on the pool table or on the bar by the time the sun comes up. -
(Gotten a ticket?)
- Haha, no. Which is surprising. Fuck Speed Limits! -
(Been arrested?)
- Nope. -
(Commit a crime?)
- Shoplifting (Before you make accusations and judgments about me, listen to what I have to say first. Okay? Thanks.) -
- Underage Drinking. -
- Indecent Exposure (Flashing people in cars.) -
- Forgery. ( I forged my mom's signature on a detention slip. So I don't think that even counts.) -