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You eediot!

You eediot!
Name
Mabely
Age
13
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
October 28th, 2009

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Hiya I'm Mabely.
13.
Single.
and
I WILL EAT YOUR BELLY BUTTON!!
he-he just kittens just kittens ^^
I once heard people came from monkeys...
well i think i came from Godzilla! >:)
...
I shall take over America! With sporks, napkins, and Styrofoam! And bubble wrap!
....
I have an imaginary mum and dad.
Their names' are Marisol and Abelardo.
Except, they're kind of real.
Go figure.
anywho, I hate Valentine’s Day. I think V-Day should be made into Pie Day! Everybody loves pie! Yeah, Pie Day sounds good! From this moment on, V-Day is now Pie Day!

I always have the randomest questions like
Why can’t they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand guys with M16s going, “Who’d you call a faggot?”
is that weird?
no.
i Prefer to be called Eccentric or Flamboyant.
You call me anything else and you will start to feel tingly down there.
And now you have crabs.
OH OH OH! i LOVE ghost hunting yet i am scared of seances. I always tell my friends

"Seance my ass! If the ghost comes and follows me home and rips off my flesh and kills me. I’m gonna come back and haunt your ass."

"dude you are ONE SERIOUSLY crazied up fruit-loop..."

"You’re a fibber and a teller of falsities!"
.
"LET DO SOMETHING DARING...LETS ALL EAT FROZEN YORGERT!!! bwahaha"

tennis players have fuzzy balls
oh yeah? well, i don’t likke your pants

I know CAUSE MAH COOKIES BRING ALL TEH PEOPLE TO TEH YARD AND THEY'RE LIKE “NOM NOM NOM” AND I’M LIKE.. “FAWK YOU” AND .. “SNAP.” and stuff.

THE END.

oh and i found something important.
look at this equation thing below.

Santa=magic
Magic=free stuff
Free stuff=stealing
Stealing=illegal
THEREFORE,
Santa=ILLEGAL!!!

^^

PS. i just put random stuff i think everyday on here... O.O