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Hey! I'm Megen. Comments on anything are like TTLY WELCOME. Hope you like anything else I write! ;)

I love...
HOUSE MD
Jesse Spencer (Actor ;) he's australian, gotta love the accent
yes he's old, but who cares???)
European guys with hot accents (Australian 2)
Alice in Wonderland
Breathe Carolina!
Yellowcard
Writing!
Malcolm in the Middle
Teen Titans!!!
Good Eats, Yea!
And my secret crush (SHHH)

Oh yeah...
and MICHELLE [TheMaliciousSiren] Yea, u rocks!! Even tho you scare me with your coldness o_o and even more so with your incessant love of your rodent nikki *Michelle smax me* "She's a HAMSTER, and NIKI has ONE K!" -_-

And my other two bffs who don't have an account here! XP

Just to let you know, I have many irrational fears, like clowns, looking into mirrors while alone, being hung in my sleep, sharp things, paper cuts, avacados and grapes (Seedless or not. I do like grape juice, though X3) O yah I have a 4 year old sister

I can sing.
I can DAANCE (Not really- It's like, regular pubescent spazz-dancing)
I can be painfully sarcastic
I can be creepily flirty
I can be a fattie... ;)
I can be hurtful
I can be smart
I can be stupid
I can be amazing
I can be inept
I can be graceful
I can be clumsy
And.. I can write! So watch out world! Cuz I kick butt!!

For my stories, I really liked writing as a Blind person. And like for the people that hung on long enough to my story (like two, promise it'll be more exciting!) to notice that I changed the name twice, thanks. Blind was to general, Blind ontology is confusing, but I like Blind Existence. Very poetic, no? ;)
You're Mine... I like it. You? I need a plot tho ;)

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I'm wild. You jealous?
I'm out of this world. Your friendly neighborhood alien!
Call me crazy, cause that's the best compliment I'll ever want.
Don't like my personality? DEAL.
*Exits dramatically*

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HOW DOTH THE LITTLE CROCODILE,
IMPROVE HIS SHINING TALE
AND POUR THE WATERS OF THE NILE
ON EVERY GOLDEN SCALE!

HOW CHEERFULLY HE SEEMS TO GRIN
HOW NEATLY SPREADS HIS CLAWS,
AND WELCOMES LITTLE FISHES IN
WITH GENTLY SMILING JAWS!
-How Doth the Little Crocodile, Lewis Carroll, greatest writer of all time. Favorite. Poem. Ever.