bloodizmyheroin

"Studies show intelligent girls are more depressed because they know that the world can lie,
Don't think for a bit they sit around and think everything's gonna be alright,
They know who: sides, shadows; shapes, a devil, an angel; no in-between
She speaks in third person so that she can forget that she's me."

— Emilie Autumn, Opheliac.

My name is Natalie

Born 20/MARCH/1993

5'4 with short brown, currently red hair and brown eyes

The Ten Commandments of My Chemical Romance
1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love..
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you .
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shall unleash the bats.
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires).
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the black parade.
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall fuckin say fuck a lot, especially during the fuckin MCR concerts and while thou art fuckin jammin to thy fuckin music thou shall think happy motherfuckin thoughts

LINKS

fanfiction - linky
fictionpress - linky
Polyvore outfits - Please excuse the difference in name, it was my first choice and is the one I currently use on fictionpress - linky

NOTICE
Everyone needs to read this comic - Paradox. It's absolutely amazing, so please click and go has a looksie!!

1 - YOUR REAL NAME:
Natalie
2 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')
= Natizzle
3 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)
= Purple Beagle o.o
4 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)
= Patrica Cockatoo
5 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)
= Wotna o_0
6 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)
= Black Coke Zero
7 - YOUR IRAQI NAME: (second letter of your first name, third letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, second letter of your mum's maiden name, third letter of your dad's middle name, first letter of a sibling's first name, and last letter of your mum's)
= Atircwl
8 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)
= Catherine Micheal
9 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)
= Bloody Mack
10 - BONUS - PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet's name and the name of the first street you ever lived on)
= Kara Alice



I love the following;

The Mighty Boosh (see above)
Doctor Who and other British TV shows
Anime
Books of all kind
Internet Roleplay i.e. Skython Roleplay
Any type of music
The 60s
Being myself
Helping other people be themselves

LIFE!

Annoying things to do in an elevator:
Taken from Lurking_shadow

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in their?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open then act as if your embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.
7. SAY Ding at each floor.
8. SAY, "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. MAKE explosion noise when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while,then announce: "I have new socks on"
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, and pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, then go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while let the doors close, and say "Hi Greg, how's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wait til someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND your a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "group hug" then enforce it.

This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it every day.
You may not realize it, but it's 100 percent true.
There are at least two people in this world that you would die for.
At least 15 people in this world
love you in some way.
The only reason anyone would ever hate you
is because they want to be just like you.
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone,
even if they don't like you.
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you
before they go to sleep.
You mean the world to someone.
You are special and unique.
Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
When you make the biggest mistake ever,
something good comes from it.
When you think the world has turned its back on you
take another look.
Always remember the compliments you received.
Forget about the rude remarks. Good friends are like stars.
You don't always see them,
But you know they are always there.

Find Him
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
Who calls you back when you hang up on him,
Who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
Who keeps your picture in his wallet,
Who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
Who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
The one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
The one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
The guy that for some freaking reason I can't find!!

itunes game....
Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Have people guess what songs they are.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is cheating.

1. I like to move it move it
2. I woke the other day
3. Your butt is mine
3. Our time as we go
4. Cause we rock We Rock by Camp Rock - guessed by Sib;
5. Hey there, teenage Baltimore!
6. Every drop of rain that falls in sahara desert says it all
7. I'm a man in the box
8. His royal highness Christopher Rupert Vwindemier Vlandamier Carl Alexander Francois Reginald Lancelot Herman
9. Backstroke lover always hidin' 'neath the covers
10. You don't know my name
11. I don't want another pretty face Beautiful Soul by Jesse McCartney - guessed by x.Elijah.x
12. Here I'm standing in the night
13. Words are flowing out like endless rain into a paper cup
14. We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
15. If I could tell the world just one thing
16. It's true you sold your guitar and bought a car
17. May I have your attention please? The Real Slim Shady by Eminem - guessed by Sib;
18. You say you want a revolution
19. You'll never make me stay
20. We were strangers
21. I've been driving for an hour
22. Now taste
23. You look like an angel
24. There's times where I want something more Underneath It All by No Doubt - guessed by x.Elijah.x
25. I'm sitting in a room Fences by Paramore - guessed by Sib;
26. I'm going away for a while
27. And you're rushing headlong you've got a new goal
28. Rushing way too fast
29. Is this a dream You Found Me by Kelly Clarkson - guessed by Sib;
30. Well he looks at me with those innocent eyes

Post your guess in the comments below!
eg. Number. Song name, band name