Misery.
- Name
- Lizzy
- Age
- 14
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- July 24th, 2007
Friends
Wayward Mistress
FadeToBlack
spiRitgummi bear freak
sockergirl620
xxZombieAsylumAbout
We sing the death song kids 'cause we've got no future
I'm Lizzy.
And. I'm gay. :]
I'm more of a listener than a talker.
I like to write poems and stuff.
But I won't post them here. :P
That's all you need to know for now.
The end. kaybye!
Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you,
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die.
1, 2, 3 ,4
Plague Rats get down on the floor
5, 6, 7, 8
We are at the fucking gate
Plague Rats
Plague Rats
1,2, 3, 4, 5
What is the new alive?
Best Nights of My Life:
My Chemical Romance: 2/23/07
Projekt Revolution: 8/29/07
Bamboozle: 5/4/08
My Chemical Romance: 5/9/08
Mindless Self Indulgence: 7/3/08
Reggie and the Full Effect w/ Leathermouth: 9/12/08
Hammer of the Gods: 9/20/08
Aussie Floyd concert: 10/18/08
Mindless Self Indulgence concert: 12/6/08
The Misfits: 12/13/08
Bamboozle: 5/2/09
Bamboozle: 5/3/09
Papa Roach: 7/19/09
Emilie Autumn: 10/13/09
Bands Seen Live:
3OH!3- 5/3/09
All Time Low- 5/4/08 & 5/2/09
Anti-Flag- 5/4/08
Australian Pink Floyd- 10/18/08
Bayside- 5/2/09
Billy Talent- 5/3/09
Bloodhound Gang- 5/2/09
Boys Like Girls- 5/2/09
Bret Michaels (sadly)- 5/4/08
Circa Survive- 5/4/08
Cobra Starship- 5/4/08 & 5/2/09
Coheed and Cambria- 5/4/08
Danger Radio- 5/4/08
Demi Lavato *gags*- 5/3/09
Drive By- 5/9/08
♥Emilie Autumn♥
Every Time I Die- 5/4/08
Fall Out Boy *gagsss*- 5/2/09
Family Force 5- 5/3/09
Forever the Sickest Kids- 5/4/08 & 5/2/09
Gym Class Heroes- 5/4/08
Hammer of the Gods- 9/20/08
H.I.M.- 8/29/07
Honor Society- 5/3/09
Hollywood Undead- 5/3/09
Ja Moustache Eddies- 12/13/08
Julien-K - 8/29/0 & 7/3/087
Leathermouth- 9/12/08 & 12/6/08
Linkin Park- 8/29/07
Madina Lake- 8/29/07
MC Chris- 9/12/08
Mindless Self Indulgence- 8/29/ & 7/3/0807 & 12/6/08Left In Ruins- 12/13/08
Murphy's Law- 12/13/08
My Chemical Romance- 2/23/07 & 8/29/07 & 5/9/08
NeverShoutNever!- 5/2/09
New Found Glory- 5/2/09
Panic At The Disco- 5/4/08
Papa Roach- 7/19/09
Reggie and the Full Effect- 9/12/08
Rise Against- 2/23/07 & 5/3/09
Saosin- 8/29/07
Say Anything- 5/4/08
Scary Kids Scaring Kids- 5/4/08
Scotty Don't- 5/3/09
Senses Fail- 5/4/08
Silverstein- 5/3/09
Static Summer- 7/19/09
Stereo Skyline- 5/2/09
Sonny Moore- 5/2/09
Soul For Sale- 12/13/08
Styles of Beyond- 8/29/07
Sum 41- 5/3/09
Taking Back Sunday- 8/29/07 & 5/9/08 & 5/3/09
The Academy Is...- 5/4/08
The Birthday Massacre- 7/3/08
The Bled- 8/29/07
The Buddha Heroes- 12/13/08
The Champagne Charade- 9/12/08
The Dear Hunter- 5/4/08
The Drama Club- 7/19/09
The Get Up Kids- 5/2/09
The Hush Sound- 5/4/08
The Misfits- 12/13/08
The Maine- 5/3/09
The Secret Handshake- 5/4/08
The Starting Line- 5/4/08
The Used- 5/3/09
The White Tie Affair- 5/4/08
Thrice- 5/4/08
Tub Ring- 12/6/08
UTD-12/13/08
Warship- 9/12/08
We The Kings- 5/2/09
Bands/Famous people I've met:
Hollywood Undead<3
Sonny Moore
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Chris Crocker
Jimmy Urine
Lyn-Z (i've met her twiceee)
Steve, Righ? (like. lots of times we met)
Kitty (the above 4 people are MSI..if you were wondering)
Rich Rafte
Steve Looker
J
James Dawes (sp?)
and some other people i'm incapable of remembering.
RANDOM STUFF...
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
]x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when...
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story & claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
This is dedicated to,
Everyone who was a demolition lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire,
This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live life on the murder scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who cried watching Famous Last Words,
This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn,
Who are obsessed with Rays hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses,
Who worry about Franks health,
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living,
Lets crash the Cementery Gates!
We will have the band and eachother,
To the very end!
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of The Black Parade.
1.Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes.
2.Thou Shalt Sing And March Without A Question.
3.Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret.
4.Thou Shalt Not Let Go Of Thy Dreams.
5.Thou Shalt Give Blood.
6.Thou Shalt Not Fear Thy Sins.
7.Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms.
8.Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes.
9.Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone.
10.Thou Shalt Carry On.
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way
(yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch Him self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
Then Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
//MCR Is Our
Religon\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Gerard Are Our Preachers\
//FRANK IS OUR GOD\
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
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Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade" (and think it makes them more important than others).
Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.
Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
Real MCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.
Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.
Real MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.
Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say "so long."
Real MCR fans have think they need this on their profile.
Real MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in the songs.
Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
Real MCR fans with no lives watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
Real MCR fans who wish to fail school write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
Real MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.
Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
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I'm Lizzy.
And. I'm gay. :]
I'm more of a listener than a talker.
I like to write poems and stuff.
But I won't post them here. :P
That's all you need to know for now.
The end. kaybye!
Pledge allegiance to the mask,
That I'll carry whiskey in my flask,
And anyone to diss HU,
I'll leave a bloody mess with you,
For we are family, you and I,
3 Tears for you, we all shall cry,
All day all night, our flags will fly,
The Undead Army Till The Day We Die.
1, 2, 3 ,4
Plague Rats get down on the floor
5, 6, 7, 8
We are at the fucking gate
Plague Rats
Plague Rats
1,2, 3, 4, 5
What is the new alive?
Best Nights of My Life:
My Chemical Romance: 2/23/07
Projekt Revolution: 8/29/07
Bamboozle: 5/4/08
My Chemical Romance: 5/9/08
Mindless Self Indulgence: 7/3/08
Reggie and the Full Effect w/ Leathermouth: 9/12/08
Hammer of the Gods: 9/20/08
Aussie Floyd concert: 10/18/08
Mindless Self Indulgence concert: 12/6/08
The Misfits: 12/13/08
Bamboozle: 5/2/09
Bamboozle: 5/3/09
Papa Roach: 7/19/09
Emilie Autumn: 10/13/09
Bands Seen Live:
3OH!3- 5/3/09
All Time Low- 5/4/08 & 5/2/09
Anti-Flag- 5/4/08
Australian Pink Floyd- 10/18/08
Bayside- 5/2/09
Billy Talent- 5/3/09
Bloodhound Gang- 5/2/09
Boys Like Girls- 5/2/09
Bret Michaels (sadly)- 5/4/08
Circa Survive- 5/4/08
Cobra Starship- 5/4/08 & 5/2/09
Coheed and Cambria- 5/4/08
Danger Radio- 5/4/08
Demi Lavato *gags*- 5/3/09
Drive By- 5/9/08
♥Emilie Autumn♥
Every Time I Die- 5/4/08
Fall Out Boy *gagsss*- 5/2/09
Family Force 5- 5/3/09
Forever the Sickest Kids- 5/4/08 & 5/2/09
Gym Class Heroes- 5/4/08
Hammer of the Gods- 9/20/08
H.I.M.- 8/29/07
Honor Society- 5/3/09
Hollywood Undead- 5/3/09
Ja Moustache Eddies- 12/13/08
Julien-K - 8/29/0 & 7/3/087
Leathermouth- 9/12/08 & 12/6/08
Linkin Park- 8/29/07
Madina Lake- 8/29/07
MC Chris- 9/12/08
Mindless Self Indulgence- 8/29/ & 7/3/0807 & 12/6/08Left In Ruins- 12/13/08
Murphy's Law- 12/13/08
My Chemical Romance- 2/23/07 & 8/29/07 & 5/9/08
NeverShoutNever!- 5/2/09
New Found Glory- 5/2/09
Panic At The Disco- 5/4/08
Papa Roach- 7/19/09
Reggie and the Full Effect- 9/12/08
Rise Against- 2/23/07 & 5/3/09
Saosin- 8/29/07
Say Anything- 5/4/08
Scary Kids Scaring Kids- 5/4/08
Scotty Don't- 5/3/09
Senses Fail- 5/4/08
Silverstein- 5/3/09
Static Summer- 7/19/09
Stereo Skyline- 5/2/09
Sonny Moore- 5/2/09
Soul For Sale- 12/13/08
Styles of Beyond- 8/29/07
Sum 41- 5/3/09
Taking Back Sunday- 8/29/07 & 5/9/08 & 5/3/09
The Academy Is...- 5/4/08
The Birthday Massacre- 7/3/08
The Bled- 8/29/07
The Buddha Heroes- 12/13/08
The Champagne Charade- 9/12/08
The Dear Hunter- 5/4/08
The Drama Club- 7/19/09
The Get Up Kids- 5/2/09
The Hush Sound- 5/4/08
The Misfits- 12/13/08
The Maine- 5/3/09
The Secret Handshake- 5/4/08
The Starting Line- 5/4/08
The Used- 5/3/09
The White Tie Affair- 5/4/08
Thrice- 5/4/08
Tub Ring- 12/6/08
UTD-12/13/08
Warship- 9/12/08
We The Kings- 5/2/09
Bands/Famous people I've met:
Hollywood Undead<3
Sonny Moore
Scary Kids Scaring Kids
Chris Crocker
Jimmy Urine
Lyn-Z (i've met her twiceee)
Steve, Righ? (like. lots of times we met)
Kitty (the above 4 people are MSI..if you were wondering)
Rich Rafte
Steve Looker
J
James Dawes (sp?)
and some other people i'm incapable of remembering.
RANDOM STUFF...
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
]x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when...
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story & claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
This is dedicated to,
Everyone who was a demolition lover,
Who was NEVER okay,
Who was welcomed to the Black Parade.
This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire,
This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play,
Who live life on the murder scene,
Who cried watching The Ghost Of You,
Who cried watching Famous Last Words,
This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn,
Who are obsessed with Rays hair,
Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses,
Who worry about Franks health,
And those who help Gerard stay sober,
This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living,
Lets crash the Cementery Gates!
We will have the band and eachother,
To the very end!
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of The Black Parade.
1.Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes.
2.Thou Shalt Sing And March Without A Question.
3.Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret.
4.Thou Shalt Not Let Go Of Thy Dreams.
5.Thou Shalt Give Blood.
6.Thou Shalt Not Fear Thy Sins.
7.Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms.
8.Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes.
9.Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone.
10.Thou Shalt Carry On.
The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way
(yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch Him self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
Then Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
//MCR Is Our
Religon\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Gerard Are Our Preachers\
//FRANK IS OUR GOD\
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
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Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade" (and think it makes them more important than others).
Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.
Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
Real MCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.
Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.
Real MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.
Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say "so long."
Real MCR fans have think they need this on their profile.
Real MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in the songs.
Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
Real MCR fans with no lives watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
Real MCR fans who wish to fail school write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
Real MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.
Real MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
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