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the original ninja turtle
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i like the british, they invented the americans. cause they were all like 'hey lets go over to that america shaped continent' and they were all like 'sail sail sail on our big huge boats, our way of storing food kinda sucks so half of us are gonna die but who cares cause we're going to that one place that christopher columbus thought was india(what a retard) and when they landed there they were all like 'hooray' well that was until they started taking land from the native americans who were all like 'how rude, that's ours give it back' and the british were all like 'no way, its ours now bitches!' and soon this whole huge battle erupted and mayhem and destructions ensued. then the native americans got all sick like and were all like 'what the hell is happening to us?!' and the british were all like 'ha! that's what you get for messing with us. we give you disease!' and the native americans were all like 'you suck!' and well that was then end for a while about that and soon other people from other countries were all like 'hey the british are kinda smart like, lets go live on the america shaped continent too!' so over comes more people and it was all tra la la la la good times until the king of england was all like 'hey i own you' and the british people who were now unbritish people cause they moved were all like 'oh no you didn't, you don't own us! we're free' and the king was all like 'oh hell no!' and the british were all like here's some tea and the now unbritish people were all like 'oh you know what, we don't want your fancy tea!' and so they threw it in the ocean and were all like 'boo yeah in your face!' and the king was all grr and soon a whole big war thing started and this one dude on a horse was all like 'the british are coming, the british are coming!' and the now unbritish people were all loadin up their ak-47s and uzi's and were ready to go 'say hello to my little friend!' on the british soldiers and so this comes from the file marked duh but the now unbritish people won the war and were all like 'hooray, we're free! in your face king!' and that's what happened. i could go into the whole slavery thing but that's a different part of history. so yeah that was history according to me

hi.i'm addicted to muffins and the ninja turtles.
my favorite color is plaid.
A Very Potter Musical completes my life.
I'm in love with Supernatural.

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