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Hi, my name is Manda, and I may be a little crazy.

MY FAN FICTIONS:

I Don't Expect You To Understand:
-A Jimmy Urine (Mindless Self Indulgence) story.
-WARNINGS: drug-abuse
-COMPLETED

The Jump
-A Mikey Way (My Chemical Romance) ONE-SHOT.
-WARNINGS: Death
-COMPLETED

All I Want For X-Mas
-A Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) and Lyn-Z (Mindless Self Indulgence) ONE-SHOT
-WARNINGS: none?
-COMPLETED

The Challenge
-A Jimmy Urine (Mindless Self Indulgence) and Chantal Claret (Morningwood) ONE-SHOT
-WARNINGS: none
-COMPLETED

All I Ask
-A Brandon Novak ONE-SHOT
-WARNINGS: language? I dont remember
-COMPLETE

The Thing Between The Walls
-A Roach (from The People Under The Stairs) ONE-SHOT
-WARNINGS: I don't think there are any.
-COMPLETE

The New Years Party
-A Mark (Empire Records) ONE-SHOT
-WARNINGS: Its rated NC-17 for a REASON! D:
-COMPLETE

Two Weeks with CKY
-A Chad I. Ginsburg (CKY) story
-WARNINGS: Attempted rape, violence, language
-INCOMPLETE (it will probably remain so.)

Remembering the Past
-A Brandon DiCamillo (Viva La Bam/Jackass/CKY movies) story.
WARNINGS: maybe language, I dont rememeber
-IN PROGRESS (it's completed in my notebook, so I'm working on getting it online)

Destiny:
-A Lt. Dan (Forrest Gump) story.
-WARNINGS: war violence, language, death
-IN PROGRESS (it's completed in my notebook, so I'm working on getting it online)

I Need You Here:
-A Trevor Moore (The Whitest Kids U'Know) story.
-WARNINGS: language, implied sex
-INCOMPLETE (and I probably wont be writing it anymore)

Currently Untitled:
-A HP (The Dudesons) story.
-WARNINGS: language?
-INCOMPLETE (and will probably remain so.)



About my FAN FICTIONS:

I write a lot, and what you see on this site isn't even A QUARTER of what I have written in the last 2 1/2 years. If I don't write for a VERY long time, then it is because I am no longer obsessed with the main character and therefore the story has lost interest to me. There's a chance that I am going to start writing it again, but there's a chance I may not.
I tend to write more than one story for one particular character too. Just because I have so many ideas for stories when the obsession is new.
The stories I do finish can be anywhere from very short to very long. The longest one so far is 64 pages (handwritten).
I do not take requests.
If there is a character named 'Amanda' in any one of my stories, then yes she is named after me (or a close friend). No, the character is NOT based off of me and in many cases she is the complete OPPOSITE.
YES, MOST of my stories include OC's or as some people who hate OC's say "Mary-Sues."
Why? Because I write romance stories for the most part. How am I going to write a hetero romance fic with Brandon DiCamillo in it without making up an OC? Turn Ryan Dunn into a girl? Make Missy divorce Bam and go for Dico?
NO! To the first one, and as for the second one, Bam would most likely DESTROY Brandon. And just because its my story I cant make Bam go and do something UN-Bam-like. So therefore, I have to make up an OC.
I DO NOT WRITE SLASH! No! Out of the question.
People tend to tell me that the organization in my stories are...well...bad. But I think that if you can't follow it, then there's something wrong with you. I don't use astronomically large words, or anything so it should be fairly easy to understand.
I have stories that resemble scripts more than anything else because of the way they are written.
Example:

Person A: Why do you write stories like this?
Person B: Because I can and it's all dialog.
Person C: But why not add more details and make it a story?
Person B: Because sometimes these stories are 83 pages (NOT KIDDING) and there could be anywhere from 2 to 20 people in these stories at one time. Sometimes someone only has one line of dialog. Besides, its only talking going on, never anything else. If something is going on, like someone went to rescue their baby from the well it fell in, then it is noted.

I DO however, have these stories on-line. If anyone wants to read them then let me know.

Also, I love comments on my stories. But good ones. If you don't like my story, then don't comment. I didn't make you read it, therefore the time wasted is your fault not mine.

My best friend (I call her Moomy) reads my stories on here, and I expect her to comment. Yes, I do. Sometimes she has parts in my stories (only the ones where the main OC's name is Amanda). NO, you can not have a part in my story. I don't know you personally so I wouldn't be able to write you a part.

Sometimes the things that happen in my stories are real. But what is and isn't is a mystery to you. But I'll just through this out there. If in one of my stories someone calls Deron Miller "Mr. Piggy-Man" and as a result they have Deron yell "Mr. what!?" at them and almost strangle them to death....that actually happened. To me. Long story.

OK, I think that's all you have to know about my stories...for now.




NOW ABOUT ME:


I'm not good at this.

I like turtles, wolves and snakes. I love chicken and mozzarella sticks. If I have McDonalds and someone asks for some of my food, well then they're S.O.L.

My favorite color is red, because I said so, and my favorite number is 394. Why? It involves Severus Snape and that's all I'm going to say. Not because it is weird, only because I don't feel like explaining.

My lucky number is 28, because my friend said so.

I do not like Rap, or Heavy Metal. I like the music in between. If I can sing it and it has a good beat (and maybe I can even dance to it too) then I like it. I will listen to a band at least once before deciding weather or not they suck.


I will watch a movie once if there is an attractive guy in it. I will not, however, watch it more than once if the movie sucks.

I am afraid of driving and spiders. I love snakes though. I want to own one someday, hopefully soon.

I love Forrest Gump, and Twister. I also tend to like the people who some would find 'weird' or 'unattractive'. For Example: Alan Sanders (Twister) and Lt. Dan (Forrest Gump), and Barnell "Beak" Bohusk (New X-Men) are VERY cute/attractive/adorkable even though Alan has big teeth, Lt. Dan has no legs and Beak is well...a human/chicken thing. Nightcrawler (X-Men) is awesome too.

I watch movies that many people probably haven't heard of (The People Under the Stairs and Hangman's Curse) and also listen to music that no one has heard of (as of yet) like Gnar Kill (lol. Dico = LOVE), J-Bigga, and The Champagne Charade.

Sometime I go through periods where I am COMPLETELY OBSESSED with things (which is when I start writing fan fictions) and then I can also go through periods where I absolutely HATE something. For Example: From 9th grade till September of my Senior year (THATS THIS YEAR D: ) I could NOT stand Brandon Novak when from 8th grade till sometime during my Freshman year I LOVED him.
Now, my current obsessions are Lt. Dan (cause I have loved him since I first saw the movie around '94/'95 but haven't actually said anything about it until last year or so), Brandon DiCamillo (because how do you NOT love him?), and Chad I. Ginsburg.

I hate my dad and my mom annoys the hell out of me. My sister is just as bad and I hate my moms boyfriend. I would rather sit in my room alone, even though I hate that. I don't have much faith in relationships at this current point in time, and the faith is progressively declining as the relationships around me start to end. However, I do wish to be married one day within (hopefully) the next 10 years but the thought scares the shit out of me. I wouldn't be able to deal with it if it ended in divorce.
There are a lot of other people that I can't stand who live within a 100 mile radius of my house, but that is a very long list. However, there is a list of people who I would be around everyday if I could be.

And thats all you need to know.