The Narrator

Quote of the week -

"He'll f.ckin rape you or something." - Heidi

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Okay, so there are a lot of unknown things people still have to find out and I'm willing to just put them up of the board. Let's start with my neurotic parents.

My mother's name is Holly and she used to live on Holly Lane. Pretty weird, eh? She is turning fifty this year; God forbid she see's this on the live internet. She also has the 'Michael Jackson' skin disorder, as she likes to call it, on her hands. My mum attempts to act 'in' by saying how awesome "live" performances are when it's a music video and calling a copied CD a "demo". She never graduated college, but somehow earned the job as a pharmacist. Now, she no longer has that job since they moved further away from our home. I now am happy they never moved, because then I would be able to meet the people I now know.
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My dad is a complete oppisite from my mother. His name is Dan, grew up poor, and as apart of a family that was 'less civilized' - so to say - he had more life changing expirences. You see, as a child, my Dad had six brothers and sisters, all first names starting with D, (all together, not six of both) and they all lived in a really small house that was more of a shack. Despite of their poorness, they were able to somehow turn their two roomed and attic house in to a hang out for the local kids to keep out of getting in to drugs and things of that nature.

Here's another paragraph about my dad. Yeah, he did a lot of shit, so let's just begin by naming them in the shortest way. One time, my dad decided to drive a motorcycle at the age of 15. He crashed, broke his pinky finger, and is now unable to bend it. The motorcycle was never found, so the cops never gave him the ticket.

He also thought it was safe to shoot b-b guns at the neighbor's cars, ride around on the bumper of cars to get around, and drive a car 95 miles an hour on highway 95.

Then he got arrested at Disney Land. The person who took their money, 600 dollars, told them that everything was free. Apparently rain coats and suvineors are NOT free there.

And then he and his friends thought it was a wonderful idea to skate across the Neshaminy Creek during winter when the ice was partially frozen. Some people fell in, got back out, and were smart enough to go back.

Now, from seeing all the crazy ass stunts he's done, and I haven't mentioned all of them, I had made it my duty, my vow, and my goal to do things he's done and more. Have I mentioned he streaked across town during my mother's highschool graduation party?
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My friends are another story...

First, there's Jenn, my first real bestfriend. She's been there throughout the time of our 'badass' stage, our 'pretty in pink' stage, and our current 'I don't really care' stage. She's a vegetarian, and I admire her for her dedication to animals. My bestbuddie here has the cutest dog in the world. Jenn plays guitar, and is planning to get another guitar (the kind Frank Iero has, Pansy), marking her guitar owning number up to 3. She owns 3 guitars, but her amp sucks ass. We can just sit there, alone, with nothing to do, and end up laughing for no reason.

Next, there's Emy-lay. She is formally known as Emily, but since I tend to call her name in a British/Australian accent, she's Emy-lay. We've done a lot of shit together from getting yelled at for stepping on a can to stealing from the ice-cream man. There's not much to say about her except she's a really awesome cheeka who knows her men and her comedy. She walks like a penguin, which would explain why we always refer to her as 'weeble' from weebles and wobbles but they don't fall down, 'whatever that penguin's name is' from Happy Feet, and the ever so obvious 'penguin'.

Emma is the donkey-cactus-with-purple-spikes. Yes, she came up with the cacuts part, no with the donkey, and yes to with purple spikes. What can I say about Emma? She's rad, as she likes to say. When we were in math class, she would purposely drop her pencil and ask me to pick it up. I'd stare. Sh'e go 'hehaw' and I'd pick it up. That would explain our 'rip on anyone being weird and make it funnier than it already is' friendship.

Now, last, there's me. I'm a creative person with ideas after ideas that are written down are saved for that perfect moment to do it, which is mostly at night. My childish antics get me in to trouble a lot, but only with friends. I am anything but uptight; a car could explode a few feet away from me and I'd look at it and shrug. I don't have enemies, but if I did I'd be ready to make their lives hell. I prefer the tough looking guys compared to the ones who wear entirely black. There are many unknown things about, many questionable disorders, and a couple future wants to my mind(s). I want to be a interior decorator when I grow up, if not a rockstar. My thoughts are very shocking to normal people, but to my friends it's just what they were about to say.

Life is too short, shit happens, and live each day like it's your last, but more importantly be a fool. They have more fun.
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Quotes

"Love is for the foolish, and I must be the fool."

"Live you childhood like it's ending tomorow and get in crazy circumstances. Just don't get yourself killed."

"To deny our impluses is to deny the very thing that makes us human." - Matt Doran

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent." - Thomas Neiel

"In the world of the emotionless, the wrecked, the damaged, and the hopeless, there will always be salvation."

"Frustration is just another obsticle to surpass in order to recieve the key to sucess."

"Allowing yourself to enter another's mind is beyond the perfect gift anyone can recieve. When that person comes, there will no longer be war, individuality, nor rage, and only peace-makers and those who accept will survive. No more will death be a concept to concur and no longer shall a human have to suffer. Life will survive in the deep depths of madness and death will have it's anticipated end on an unexpected day. But for now, all we can do is hope."

"Someone gets excited
In a chapel yard
Catches a bouquet
Another lays a dozen
White roses on a grave." -Audioslave, Be Yourself

"In the end, death is the only one able to defeat us."

"Death? No, I'm not afraid of death. I never will be. Pain? Yes, oh yes. I'm petrified of pain. I'm afraid I may be hurt so serverely that I will only feel pain my whole life. Death is the end to pain; you feel numb, and it's wonderful."

"People don't make themselves famous; society does, and it's becoming a higher price to pay to become accepted."

Quotes without a signature of who it's by means the statement is from yours truely.