ladyvampyre

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The names Crystal;



The stubborn one

The dreamer

The admirer

The quiet one

The next best thing

The pathetic

The looser

The freak

The bitch

The carer

The favourite

The hated

The hater

The animal lover

The arrogant

The obsessive

The repetitive

The centre of the universe

The crazy

The insane

The silent one

The weirdo

The real one

The fucking emo

The aggressive one

The placid one

The hypocrite

The sarcastic

The lyrical

The brutally honest

The paranoid

The loved

The lover

The idiot

The kind

The kid

The bored

The cold

The distant

The mature one

The sexual one

The social

The obscene

The literal

The musically cultured

The innocent one

The pirate

The TV show cultured

The unique

The face in the crowd

The agony aunt

The non-judgmental

The emotionally unstable

The giggly

The manic depressive

The smiling one

The frowning one

The dirty minded

The talkative

The over the top

The point maker

The one.



Label me, I dare ya.



lady.vampire@hotmail.co.uk

Can’t say I’ll talk to you, but sometimes I like laughing at your pathetic attempts to get me to meet up and screw you.



~*I know this profile is ridiculously emo, but it wouldn’t be about me if it wasn’t*~

General I am desperately trying to impress you. I’ll change my passions for just about anyone – I just want to feel close to someone.



I can’t stand people, but I have no idea how I’d get by without them.

((I crave human touch))



I do have a sense of humour; I can take a joke. Unless said joke promotes hate, then I don’t want to know you.



I don’t drink; alcohol ruins lives.

I don’t do drugs; my life’s fucked enough as it is.



I see things my own special way.

What I can see all the time, you may never even notice.



I need the kind of help no one can give, but I’ll still ask for it ‘cause maybe, just maybe, someone out there feels the same, someone who can take my hand and lead the way.



So welcome to my fantasy world;

A world that no eyes will ever see

No one in their right mind would want to.



Remember;

Never blame yourself – everyone has a part in everyone else’s mistakes.

Music I go through phases; at the minute its pretty much anything.

But music truly is my life; my grasp on reality; my escape into fantasy; my drug; my hope; my fate; my love; my hate; my cure; my disease; myself.



What I listen to? Anything.



And one little thing; if you’re about to flame my music tastes, I suggest you re-think it because not only do I not give a shit about what you think or have to say, but I’m not flaming the band that gave you the chance to take those little baby steps away from the skeletal hands of death itself.

So fuck off and get a fucking life.

Films Do I have to list them all?

I'll take that as a yes... But I'm gonna cheat with this one...



I love action movies – the stunts are breathtaking, and with a witty line or two and some decent acting, you gotta winner.

I hate comedies – they’re too fake and I end up cringing rather than laughing.

I love thrillers – anything to make you second guess yourself.

I hate “documentary films” – how the fuck did an American help the British during that battle of Britain? That’s Hollywood for ya.

I love fantasies – If only I could create the surreal world around me.

I hate gory flicks – there’s no point in a movie created to make people throw up.

Television Although I hardly watch telly, I do have my few favourites.

Seeing as this profile already seems to go on forever, let's just roll a few off the top of my head...



Pokemon

Moonlight

Get Smart

Bones

Zoo Gang

Scrubs

Blackadder

CSI

Professionals

The Avengers

Angel

Thunderbirds

Cold Case

Stingray

Buffy

Mr Bean

Have I Got News For You

Blood Ties

Avatar

Captain Scarlet

Sailor Moon

Mock the Week

Yu-Gi-Oh



And I can bet you a million pounds I’ve missed a load, but here’s a nice taster.

Books I can’t read.



Actually I lie, I can read, if badly. I prefer to write;

‘He gazed up the willow staircase, knowing full well what lay behind the shadowed doorframe at the top. A hand gently lay on his shoulder. Without words, he turned, gathering the hand and pulling the girl he could always imagine into a waltz, his hand neatly resting in the curve of her waist. They span delicately through decorated halls. His attire became iridescent in the candle light. He let his gaze be lost in her sad emerald eyes.

“It’s not meant to be…” He stopped swiftly and let go of her. A small smile crept onto her face. She breathed a ‘thank you’ and stepped back and turned, letting his heart rip into a thousand pieces. All he could do was stare as the woman of his dreams ascended the staircase. All he could ask was;

“Why?”’ ^^

For more, ask and I’ll write it on the spot.



Basically, I favour graphic novels over normal reading books. Comics are good too.

I hate books with lots of words and made-up languages, because they just become boring and unimaginative – every bloody fantasy book is the same these days.



Heroes ~*Anyone who doesn’t tip-toe around the truth; who tells it like it is.*~

((I’m not gonna lie, why should you?))

~*Anyone who can give the world the finger, and laugh about it.*~

~*Anyone who respects me; they’ll be respected in return.*~


Who I'd like to meet:

~I’d love to meet the serial killers who’ve become more famous than Jesus. On that note, John Lennon would be pretty cool.

~I would enjoy meeting people who are fanatical about anything, so I can plot holes in every theory.



There are certain people who catch my fancy;

>Frank Iero <3

>The rest of My Chemical Romance – My saviours

>Marilyn Manson – I see some interesting conversations coming up.

>Hitler – I’d love an insight into his views.

>Jesus – Who wouldn’t?

>Jareth the Goblin King – I wish the goblins would take me away right now.

>The creator of the Legend of Zelda – I owe you lots of laughs, enjoyment and embarrassment.



**And anyone who has something to say about anything and will change the world.**

((For better or for worse))


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Yeah, i'll vamp it up when I can be assed :P