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Eiri Yuki.

Eiri Yuki.

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¡Viva la Resistencia!

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STOP RINGING THE FUCKING DOORBELL!


I'm not a 'people person', but I will talk when held at gun point.
I wouldn't advise you to take advantage of that bit of background information.
It will come back to haunt you when all is done, I can promise you that.



WE'RE HERE AND WE'RE QUEER!


I make my living through a paper and a pen, or at least I plan to.
The novel I'm working on currently stands at 130 pages.
For now I watch snot-nosed children and I'm a 'mystery shopper'.
Unfortunately, both of these jobs require human interaction.
So, I should suppose it's a lose - lose situation.
I'm currently waging a personal vendetta against self-portraits.
Fighting a losing battle sucks massive cock.
I want a Mercedes Benz and a pure bred Alaskan Huskie someday.
For now I'll stick with the Mercedes; it won't shit all over the place.



ANY OTHER QUESTIONS!?


Jeff Dunham, Maki Murikami and Dean Koontz are my idols.
But I aspire to be like Stephen King and Milla Jovovich.
A hottie with a morbid sense of literary thought.
Interesting combination, I have to say.

"That day I met you, out on the street... I should have just backed my car up and killed you."


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