The Totally Epic Owner:
Is defined as being crazybeautifulrobot (Tye), and is an eighteen (18) year old college student majoring in Computer Science, with the hopes of programming robots in the future.

The Totally Epic Owner is not liable for the stupidity of others, The Totally Epic Owner will not design a profile for you, but she will teach and show you how to do it on your own.

The Totally Epic Owner is not defined as being emo, boring, or of the male speices. The Owner is neither a Jonas Bros. fangirl, a Green Day fangirl, nor an MCR fangirl. The Totally Epic Owner is of the AFI and Linkin’ Park loving variety.

The Creepy Stalker:
Is defined as being a Mibbian (member of the website Mibba) or a Visitor of said site, who ‘stumbled’ across the profile of The Totally Epic Owner.

The Creepy Stalker is a visitor of this profile who will be using, looking at, and laughing at The Free Candy & White Van.

The Creepy Stalker is required to leave his/her (most likely her) digital signature below. This digital signature can either bash, praise, question, or laugh at The Totally Epic Owner's profile. The digital signature should include at least one swear word of the fuck or bitch variety in order to get in the good graces of The Totally Epic Owner.

The Free Candy & White Van:
Is defined as being a list of The Totally Epic Owner's masterpieces of disaster, and should not be read under any circumstances ever. These items can be found here: 1. stories 2. poems 3. articles 4. website

The Totally Epic Owner invites you to get into her very hot, very sexy, very normal unmarked white van with the promise of ‘free candy’, ‘helping me find my lost dog’, and ‘giving you a safe ride home since it’s raining so hard’.

The Totally Epic Owner is not The Creepy Stalker.
The Totally Epic Owner is just Creepy.