memoryphase

Jinxeh

My Coffee Romance

Roshambo.

Harvey Dent

yes this is all a bunch of junk...

Kay, Um... words words words my name really is Carmen (not Carmen San Diego, I will pop you if you call me that).
I actually get really violent so back off will avoid conflict through the power of words


I is a coloegie stoodent, so of course I live on YouTube!
cause those fucking professors take all your money and tell you to do work that they dont even understand. I mean really, who devised this system?



I am really REALLY REALLY sarcastically funny, which doesn't always work well on the internet.
that's why I'm not allowed on chatrooms anymore. saddness.

You can tell mainly by
abuse of exclamation points
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gratuitous amounts of things

that make absolutely no sense!!!



I only have 3 buttons that no one should ever push.
I wont tell you what they are, but you'll know when you've crossed the damn line when Chuck Norris rings your doorbell with someone else's finger.
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I am not joking.
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!!! I have conversations with myself !!!
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'Cause we're all just some silly little munchkins that God gave a staple gun to
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"Put up Your Peace Sign and Put the Index Finger down. There's the sign for our times"
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!!!FABULOUS!!!

now that we have an understanding


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PEOPLE COMPRISED OF AWESOMNESS THAT PWN YOU ALL!!

I joined Mibba because of the fabulous ladyx_00.07_x and her story Could you sign this photograph, 'cause I'm your biggest fan


I'm obsessing over Jinexh's story No Man's Land.Go forth and read it!!!

All of Roshambo's stories are amazing.
You'll Laugh! You'll Cry!! You'll Die!! (waits for someone to get it...)

Fact: All the people I friend are psychadelic and aHAmazing!

I love all the stories on Mibba, but if you got one, or know one that is just freakin SCORE! lemme know! I love reading new stories.
It seriously is like Christmas when I find one.

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<< meet Frank Iero-bunny, add him to your signature, to help him gain world domination!!! yay! go bunny! gooo!!!


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just want to point out something...
When you had to smoke a cigarette after watching the "Famous Last Words" video because it was

BETTER. THAN. SEX.



... then yes, you know MCR is a main point in your life!



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im really not all that, but i know it. thats why I laugh so hard when

people call me so, cause I knew it WAY before they did!


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This here always makes me happy:

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
x.Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it’s soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x.Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x.Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x.Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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YEAH THAT'S ALL I GOT FOR NOW

toodles!