Yagami-chan

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Let me make you a vampire too!

I'm Not Okay Crestview Knights Style


Congrats!!! its a twin girl!!! say hello to Aeocin Jennifer Martinez and Nomine Eve Martinez
The middle names came from my best friends Jen and Amaris Eve


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JOIN GERARDISM
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I AM A DEMOLITION LOVER
I WAS NEVER OKAY
I WAS WELCOMED TO THE BLACK PARADE
I AM YOUNG AND I DON'T CARE
I AM DISENCHANTED
I AM FILLED WITH UNAPOLOGETIC APATHY
I MOURNED MIKEY'S GLASSES && THE DEATH OF PANSY
I LIVE LIFE ON THE MURDER SCENE
I CRIED TO THE GHOST OF YOU
I CRIED TO FAMOUS LAST WORDS
I WORRIED ABOUT BOB AND HIS BURNS
I HELPED GERARD STAY SOBER
I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH RAY'S HAIR
I AM NOT AFRAID TO KEEP ON LIVING
I CRASHED THE CEMETERY GATES
I'VE BROUGHT YOU MY BULLETS WHEN YOU BROUGHT ME YOUR LOVE
I'VE GIVEN THREE CHEERS FOR SWEET REVENGE
I KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISON
I GAVE 'EM HELL && HUNG 'EM HIGH
I'VE KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS
I GAVE YOU GALLONS OF BLOOD
I'VE SEEN THE EARLY SUNSETS OVER MONROEVILLE
VAMPIRES WILL NEVER HURT ME
I WAS KILLING BEFORE KILLING WAS COOL
I AM DEAD!
AND I WILL BE BURIED IN ALL MY FAVORITE COLORS [BLACK]
I WILL STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE AND DARKEN ALL OF MY CLOTHES
SO SHUT YOUR EYES, KISS ME GOODBYE, AND SLEEP
THESE ARE MY FAMOUS LAST WORDS
SO THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM
THIS AIN'T A FASHION STATEMENT, IT'S A FUCKING DEATHWISH
SO LET'S CRASH THE CEMETERY GATES IN THE DRESS OUR HUSBANDS HATE
TO THE END
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Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there.
Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
The dinosaurs did go exstinct because of a meteor. They bacame exstinct because of Torosaurus.
When if comes to girls, Gerard Way doesn't use pick up lines, he simply says "Now".
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
If Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky".
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "Say please."

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[color=hotpink] Right I am updating this profile paragraph just so people know who I am! I am Taylor but my middle name is Evan I got my nickname from that my nickname is Evee. I prefer you call me Evee because There are way way way!!! Too many Taylors in the world! Its confusing and I don't like being confused!!! O.o It hurts meh head! ! I have a ton of friends on Mibba My best friends on here are...
Rin (she got me started on mibba)
Jiffy! (I got her started on mibba. jiffy is my bitch dawg!)
Saixx (his is very kewl and I love him like a brother)
AJcolor] ( Aj shares my extreme love of MCR ILY AJ!!!!!)
Kar Bear! (She is way too funny and Hyper! I love her like a sister!)
Ashy (She goes to school with me I also set her up with mibba)
Tori(He is the creater of my Osakan mind evan though Im Mexican O.o)
anyway I love Anime and am right now way into Death Note my fave character is L because he is so funny and cute! I like to write and draw. I am into paranormal investigations Which is like on that show Ghost Hunters (Only I don't got the fancy gizmos they do!) I am also big into Video Editing and Photo Editing I have a hyper personality, I drink alot of coffee, I wear alot of black red and pink, I shop at Hot Topic, and Spencers, I am so into Monkeys cuz they are SOOOOO CUTE!!! I love My Chemical Romance and am a huge fan Of Gerard Way as you see from my layout! I also like Frankie cuz he is so funny! I look Up to My Chem cuz they can teach alot about life from their songs! I have a Twin sister that is with me always! I also have an Older Brother Who Watches out for me and always makes sure I take my medication. Alright now for the dreded physical Description. I am 5'9" have espresso bron(Almost black) And red hair I wear glasses cuz i'm legaly blind( not so bad i need to use that mean stick that my friend anna uses but still) I wear a ton of black cuz i like that color! got a prob with that!? I paint my nails black and red. I have been told by some of my friends that I look like Kikyo from InuYasha so I'll put a pic of her up here cuz I don't like Cameras and really the only people that have pics of me are my Friends Rosie and Jiffy and my ex bf who's name will not be mentioned cuz he is a dirty cheating son of a bitch! so yeah here is what I look similar to,



and i wear black makeup sounds goth huh? Well wrong! Im not goth Im punk I have goth friends so i do like the gothic population but im just not one of them. I also have a few gay friends. I am straight but i still support gay rights! I participated in the day of scilence this year with almost two hundred people at my school. Oh shiz i was on a physical description and got into this oh well. Anyway I keep my hair eather down or in a poney tail and normally its straight but i do curl it sometimes. I have Hazel eyes but i want to get contacts to make them look blue. I have been called a vampire before but thats because I watch vamp movies alot! WHOS EXCITED ABOUT THE NEW LOST BOYS MOVIE?????!!!!! I love me my horror films and have a pretty good collection going. ok so I am going to be a seinor this year in highschool and I can't waite to get out of Crestview!!! Its annoying and full of preps and jocks!!! So thats me Who are you? Leave me a comment you CORN BALLS!!!! O and watch out u-tube video that me and my friends made!! heres the link:
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1, Humans are fun
2. the emptier your head is the more room to pack it full of dreams
3. DATTEBAYO!
4.Geriaya is no liya!
5. if you see gum on the sidewalk DON'T eat it Its not free candy!
6. DON'T CLIMB IN THE COFFIN FRANK!
7. You like D&D Audry Hepburn Fangoria Harry Houdinni and Croquett You cant swim you cant dance and You dont know Karate Face it your never gonna make it!
8. I dont wanna make it I just wanna make out with Gerard Way!
9. Diamonds are not a girls best friend! Strawberries and Whipped cream are!
10. GAYS ARE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
11. Live today , then you can die later.
12. Mommy can I go out and kill tonight? NO ITS A SCHOOL NIGHT!
13. *sorry crissy i cant resist the next few* Heidi Its broken It wont go up FIX IT!
14.Penis butter!
15.I HATE MANWHICH!
16.i was gonna write some poems but i couldn't think of any depressing and suicidal words because i was in such a good mood then i just got pissed off. ~Jiffy
17. I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.♥ I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.♥ I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.♥ I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.♥ We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.♥ I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.♥ I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.♥I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.♥ We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.♥ I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.♥ I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.♥ I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.♥ I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.♥ I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.♥ I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.♥ I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.♥ I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.♥ I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.♥ I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.♥ I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.♥ I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"♥
IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG THEN PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!
HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY! -Frank Iero

-i know that one was a long one but i do it for my friends who recently had to get married in Canada just because it was eather that or they go the rest of their lives as just boyfriends BULL CRAP PEOPLE!

This next quote goes right up there with the last quote
Stereotyping

I am the girl who dresses in all black and never got to finish middle school because I was called emo everyday.
I am the friend afraid to tell you that I'm bisexual, because you'de leave me for it.
I am the girl who loves to read and is pushed into the corner and beat up because of what I love to do.
I am no one. Just the kid that was pushed to far at school for being emo and cut a little too deep.
I'm the teenager who was kicked out of her house because I was caught hugging my girlfriend.
I am the woman who commited suicide just before I graduated highschool. Since I'm a CheerLeader, no one suspected it was coming.
I am the best friend who just found out she has AIDS, and is afraid to tell her parents because she'll be considered gay. My parents would never accept me if I was.
I am the athlete everyone expects to be perfect, when in reality I'm sneaking heroin between games.
I am the girl who is called a slut everyday because I can't afford to buy new clothes every year. My skirt doesn't cover what I want it to.
I am the sibling forced to clean their sister's blood off of the carpet. Why didn't I see it coming?
I am the boy who wakes up crying because the bruises my parents gave me hurt so much, but aren't even noticed because I'm always wearing the baggy clothes the kids in gangs wear.
I am the girl who got raped at twelve and am considered a whore because of it.
I am the gullible parent who let my child hurt themselves. No one can know this. We have to keep this secret. We have to be
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17. another crissy quote "Oh look plastic!"
and the last and most important
18. im not a litlle perv... imma BIG ONE
19.onespoken by a fictional gay man as we just found out not too long ago, Nitwit, Oddment Blubber and Tweak! - Albus Dumboldore

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Funny huh? Isnt it funny, that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything?
Isnt it funny, you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?
ISNT IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone. Are you laughing?
Isnt it funny, a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?
ISNT IT FUNNY, that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?
im not laughing.
ITS SO FUNNY, that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.
ISNT IT FUNNY, that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.
HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS. KEEP ON LAUGHING
Isnt it funny, you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE
BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON A FUCKED UP DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT, ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET, ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS. KEEP ON LAUGHING


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TRY NOT 2 CRY"

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!


But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.


: Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****

Please if you would,

Pass this around,

I'd be happy if you could,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Dont send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are.


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Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of shxt!

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lieing dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

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A child dies every day from child abuse.
And if you have an ounce of pity in you for Auroura (the little girl),
and you hate child abuse with a passion,
you will but this in your profile and help out those abused children,
and let them know that someone cares for them.
It doesn't take that long only about 10 seconds
so please just do it.


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Things to do at Walmart:

1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
16. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheelchairs at the entrance)
17. Pillow fights with stuffed animals
18. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"
19. Clip clothing to customers w/out their knowledge, clip-on ties work great
20. Clip a clip on tie to yourself on your back and walk in and out of the store a bunch of times and see if anyone notices
21. Men: Take womens clothing and go to the changing rooms
22. Take embarrassing items (massive amounts of duesche in mens carts works really well, or self enema kits) and hide them in random people's carts
23. Get a blue or red vest from a friend who works at walmart and walk around helping customers and moving things and talking to other employees.
This is my absolute favorite and completely original
24. Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you.
Bonus Points: Commando crawl through isles doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and crawl away as fast as possible.


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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


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Life is impossible. Suicide is your way out. Fine -- but before you kill yourself, consider these facts.

Suicide is not usually successful.

You know a guaranteed way? Ask the 25-year-old who tried to electrocute himself.
He lived. But, both of his arms are gone.

What about jumping? Ask John.
He used to be intelligent, with an engaging sense of humor.
That was before he leapt from a building. Now, he's brain damaged and will always need care.
He staggers and has seizures. He lives in a fog. But worst of all he knows he used to be normal.

What about pills? Ask the 12-year-old with extensive liver damage from an overdose.
Have you ever seen anyone die of liver damage? You turn yellow. It's a hard way to go.

What about a gun?
Ask the 24-year-old who shot himself in the head.
Now he drags one leg, has a useless arm and has no vision or hearing on one side.
He lived through his "foolproof" suicide.

You might too. But who will clean your blood off the carpet or scrape your brains from the ceiling?
Commercial cleaning companies may refuse the job--
but someone has to do it. Who will cut you down from where you hung yourself, or identify your bloated body after you've drowned?
Your father?
Your mother?
Your sister or brother?
The carefully worded "loving" suicide note is of no help. Those who loved you will never completely recover.
They'll feel regret and an unending pain.

Suicide is contagious. Look around at your family. You don't want them to die, do you?
You do have other choices. There are people you can help you through this crisis.
Call a hotline. Call a friend. Call a doctor or hospital. Call the police.
They will tell you there's hope. Maybe in a phone call this weekend. But what you're seeking could be just a minute, a month, or a day away.

You say you don't want to be stopped?
Still want to do it?
Well, then, I may see you in the psychiatric ward later.
And we'll work with whatever you have left. There's always someone who will be there for you to talk things through even if it seems like no one is there for you.
Everything will get better, and it will be okay.

So whenever you are going to pick up that knife, or razor,
just think about all the people you are leaving behind, all the memories, and all the good times.


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LOVE

Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.

Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.

Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
*Put this on your profile if you agree*
Funny Thing:


Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"


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90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead.


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Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!

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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS


1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
If you're a girl and you've ever
beaten a guy in an arm wrestle, copy this into your profile!
(Sorry girls only)

If you ever felt like just running somewhere , copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this too your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you are called 'weird' at least 5 times a day, post this in your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (I'm doing it right now :P)

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

IF YOU ARE ON A MAJOR SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

IF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE MORE AWESOME THAN ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile(I'm so with that group!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Pick a band, any band, and answer only using that band's song titles.
Band: My Chemical Romance!!! (Hell yeah!)
1. Are you male or female?: Our Lady Of Sorrows
2. Describe yourself?: Disenchanted
3. How do some people feel about you?: Kill All Your Friends 4. How do you feel about yourself?: Cemetary Drive
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: To The End
6. Where would you rather be?: Welcome to the Black Parade
7. Describe what you are: Astro Zombies
8. Describe how you live: Under Pressure
9. Describe how you love: This Is How I Dissapear
10. Share a few words of wisdom: Famous Last Words



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