xxMommyVengeancexx
- Name
- Rian[[Mommy Vengeance]]
- Age
- 16
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- December 15th, 2007
Stories
It's Not That I'm Shy, I'm Just Secretive
Latest update: Part 3 on March 24th, 2009Save Me From Myself
Latest update: Part 3 on February 16th, 2009My Hearts Always With You
Latest update: Part 2 on December 31st, 2008Escape From This Afterlife
Latest update: Part 5 on October 24th, 2008All Alone
Latest update: Part 2 on September 16th, 2008
Poems
Doctors Are Clowns
August 4th, 2008
Journals
Theatre Class Assignment... about A7X!
May 3rd, 2008
About
My name is Rian Mother Fucking Vengenace;;
And I am not your normal and average 16 year old girl.
I am a downright bitch.
You do not know me.
You do not know anything about me.
For what it's worth,
I could be a pysco serial killer.
Some days I act like a 50 cent whore.
Others;; I'm completely innocent.
Have a nice day. =)
I am not afraid to keep on living.
And I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
R.I.P
Raven.
Amberlynn.
Ella.
Romeo.
Grandad.
Great Grandma.
Tiger.
Dani.
Stormy.
Rex.
Me.
I will always remember the way you were.
Favorite bands:
My Chemical Romance
A7X
Hollywood Undead
The Academy Is...
Hawthorne Heights
Good Charlotte
Panic at the Disco
Random things my friends have said before:
I'm in love with Joey's sister![[to the tune of the song, I'm in love with a stripper]] - One of my brothers friends to me. *lol*
I'm not as think as you drunk I am ossifer - Brandi.
The cow goes quack, and the duck goes LLAMA! - Me.
If a cyclops eats someone, does that make it a cannible? -Shelby.
If I were a cat, I would be in heat all the time- Meagan.
I taught Gerard how to masturbate - Gabriel.
So, you blow your beer and then you give it head - Dad.
Four hundred and eleventy-seven - Dad.
"Ryan Seacrest, that BITCH is EVERYWHERE!" - Daddy.
Pledge of Avenged Sevenfold
I Pledge Allegiance To The Deathbat Of The United Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which They Stand Plague, One Nation, Under Christ, Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All
WE COME AT NIGHT to BAT COUNTRY, to BURN IT DOWN. We saw THE BEAST & THE HARLOT BLINDED IN CHAINS with a CLAIRVOYANT DISEASE. It was ALMOST EASY to sing CHAPTER FOUR but we were instantly BETRAYED. We saw the CROSSROADS leading us to the DANCING DEAD. We heard their CRITICAL ACCLAIM. With DARKNESS SURROUNDING, we had AN EPIC OF TIME WASTED as we watched THE FIGHT of the DEMONS with a FLASH OF THE BLADE. We saw a GIRL I KNOW with her LIPS OF DECEIT and we prayed to DEAR GOD. We saw a RADIANT ECLIPSE, and the GUNSLINGER putting her to ETERNAL REST. Now she's in A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN and SHATTERED BY BROKEN DREAMS. I feel the TENSION UNTIL THE END. We TURN THE OTHER WAY hopefully TO END THE RAPTURE but we just end up TRASHED & SCATTERED. We walk with the STRENGTH OF THE WORLD to THE WICKED END. We chant our UNHOLY CONFESSIONS and stay UNBOUND. We are LOST in THE ART OF SUBCONSIOUS ILLUSION. We hope to feel the WARMNESS ON THE SOUL while we SEIZE THE DAY and SCREAM for a SECOND HEARTBEAT. We meet FORGOTTEN FACES. I WON'T SEE YOU TONIGHT because I'm sipping my BROMPTON COCKTAIL and taking a WALK down the STREETS to the AFTERLIFE.
01. Zacky Vengeance’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02. Synyster Gates counted to infinity - twice.
03. Johnny Christ does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Johnny Christ goes killing.
04. If you can see M. Shadows, he can see you. If you can't see M. Shadows you may be only seconds away from death.
05. The Rev sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drumming ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Rev stabbed the devil in the eye while he played "Beast and The Harlot" and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Johnny Christ.
07. M. Shadows built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, M. Shadows met all three bullets with his screaming, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08. the Rev has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09. They once made a Synyster Gates’ toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10. A blind man once stepped on Zacky Vengeance’s shoe. Zacky replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Zacky fucking Vengeance!" The mere mention of his name cured this man’s blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal guitar blow delivered by Zacky Vengeance.
11. The chief export of M. Shadows is pain.
12. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Johnny Christ’s nutsack.
13. Synyster Gates made Ellen Degeneres straight.
14. The Rev knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
15. Zacky Vengeance can speak braille.
The A7X Bible =]]
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shadows has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the beginning, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
The rev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.
MCR Pledge
_____
I pledge allegiance to theblack & red flag And honor the members themselves I march inThe Black Parade I promise to you I'm not okay [trust me] And thank you for the venom Remember it's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish And honor Helena who love to hear the sound of Gerard's angelic voice This is my pledge to the best band ever Pledge everybody to the freaking awesomest band ever!
LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!
MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
Real MCR Fans:
Real MCR fans are not the people who know every detail of each band member’s pre-MCR life.
They aren’t the people who shop for a jacket for hours just to copy the band.
They don’t ask for various band members for dinner.
They don’t start smoking because “they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.”
Instead they know what smoking can do to people and wish Frank and Gerard would stop because we don’t want to lose them before their time.
Real MCR fans don’t ask for Bob for Christmas because that’s just stupid.
They don’t have to own the MCR action figures.
They don’t sleep with a picture of MCR and drool all over it.
They don’t spend hours searching the TV guide to find anything MCR-related.
They are excited when they just happen to see MCR on TV because the surprise makes it all the more exciting.
Real MCR fans don’t randomly break into song just because of hearing one phrase of lyrics in everyday speech.
They don’t spend hours scouring the Internet to find out what Ray’s favorite color is.
They don’t hound people about “MCR sav3d mi life!!!!” because they know that would make people think MCR only breeds annoying fans.
The real MCR fans are the people who don’t own their CD’s just to own them.
They are the people who only know the lyrics to “I’m Not Okay” and “Welcome to the Black Parade” because those are the only songs they’ve ever heard on the radio…and that’s all they can afford to listen to.
They borrow CD’s from their friends at every possible moment.
They don’t memorize the lyrics to all the B-side songs just to show off to the people who haven’t heard them.
The real MCR fans are the people who get thrown out of the arena where MCR is playing. Not for moshing too hard or trying to steal merchandise…but because they can’t afford the tickets and tried to sneak in.
They have never seen a picture of the band and don’t care because it’s not about the image.
They don’t dress to the “emo” stereotype because it’s a label MCR is trying to get rid of, not endorse.
They don’t always wear black just to prove a point.
They wear whatever they want because that is true self-expression…black, blue, pink, or otherwise.
Because it’s not about how much you know.
Because it’s not about the stuff you own.
Because it’s not about what you wear, the lyrics you’ve memorized, or how many songs you know.
Because the real MCR fans care about the music.
And real MCR fans have this on their profiles.
MCR= Five angels in disguise
MCR= Unicorns
MCR= Skittles
MCR= Coffee
MCR= Greatness
MCR= Parades of black
MCR= Blood
MCR= Afros
MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras
MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black
MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge
MCR= Romances unlike any other
MCR= Fear of needles
MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported
MCR= Addiction
MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!
MCR= Fantasy
MCR= Guitar burn
MCR= Ferard fan fiction
MCR= Demolition lovers
MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay
MCR= Secrets
MCR= Many injuries
MCR= Obbsesion
MCR= An army
MCR= Dancing corpses
MCR= Comics
MCR= Sticking forks and toasters and wanting to do it again and again
MCR= Brothers
MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul
MCR= Icy blues
MCR= Love
MCR= Two little boys who lose their grandmother.
MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.
MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.
MCR= Coke Zero
MCR= Power
MCR= Raging guitar solos
MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant
MCR= Living in a house of wolves.
MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.
MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.
MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.
MCR= Letting them in.
MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.
MCR= Diving headfirst for halos
MCR= Bulletpfoof vests.
MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.
MCR= Life only being a joke.
MCR= Cats owning all dogs at all costs.
MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.
MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.
MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*
MCR= Never forgeting your roots.
MCR= Saving a soul.
MCR= Putting a spike in a heart.
MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.
MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.
MCR= Finding a way to carry on.
MCR= Disappering with out your love.
MCR= Never coming home.
MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.
MCR= Not going down with yourself but indeed going down with your friends.
MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.
MCR= Life.
? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
? My Harlequin Romance ?
? My Selfish Romance ?
? My Chemical Romance ?
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD
Friends = life
Family = life
Music = life
MCR = life
A7X = life
? = that and so much more.
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
And I am not your normal and average 16 year old girl.
I am a downright bitch.
You do not know me.
You do not know anything about me.
For what it's worth,
I could be a pysco serial killer.
Some days I act like a 50 cent whore.
Others;; I'm completely innocent.
Have a nice day. =)
I am not afraid to keep on living.
And I am not afraid to walk this world alone.
R.I.P
Raven.
Amberlynn.
Ella.
Romeo.
Grandad.
Great Grandma.
Tiger.
Dani.
Stormy.
Rex.
Me.
I will always remember the way you were.
Favorite bands:
My Chemical Romance
A7X
Hollywood Undead
The Academy Is...
Hawthorne Heights
Good Charlotte
Panic at the Disco
Random things my friends have said before:
I'm in love with Joey's sister![[to the tune of the song, I'm in love with a stripper]] - One of my brothers friends to me. *lol*
I'm not as think as you drunk I am ossifer - Brandi.
The cow goes quack, and the duck goes LLAMA! - Me.
If a cyclops eats someone, does that make it a cannible? -Shelby.
If I were a cat, I would be in heat all the time- Meagan.
I taught Gerard how to masturbate - Gabriel.
So, you blow your beer and then you give it head - Dad.
Four hundred and eleventy-seven - Dad.
"Ryan Seacrest, that BITCH is EVERYWHERE!" - Daddy.
Pledge of Avenged Sevenfold
I Pledge Allegiance To The Deathbat Of The United Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which They Stand Plague, One Nation, Under Christ, Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All
WE COME AT NIGHT to BAT COUNTRY, to BURN IT DOWN. We saw THE BEAST & THE HARLOT BLINDED IN CHAINS with a CLAIRVOYANT DISEASE. It was ALMOST EASY to sing CHAPTER FOUR but we were instantly BETRAYED. We saw the CROSSROADS leading us to the DANCING DEAD. We heard their CRITICAL ACCLAIM. With DARKNESS SURROUNDING, we had AN EPIC OF TIME WASTED as we watched THE FIGHT of the DEMONS with a FLASH OF THE BLADE. We saw a GIRL I KNOW with her LIPS OF DECEIT and we prayed to DEAR GOD. We saw a RADIANT ECLIPSE, and the GUNSLINGER putting her to ETERNAL REST. Now she's in A LITTLE PIECE OF HEAVEN and SHATTERED BY BROKEN DREAMS. I feel the TENSION UNTIL THE END. We TURN THE OTHER WAY hopefully TO END THE RAPTURE but we just end up TRASHED & SCATTERED. We walk with the STRENGTH OF THE WORLD to THE WICKED END. We chant our UNHOLY CONFESSIONS and stay UNBOUND. We are LOST in THE ART OF SUBCONSIOUS ILLUSION. We hope to feel the WARMNESS ON THE SOUL while we SEIZE THE DAY and SCREAM for a SECOND HEARTBEAT. We meet FORGOTTEN FACES. I WON'T SEE YOU TONIGHT because I'm sipping my BROMPTON COCKTAIL and taking a WALK down the STREETS to the AFTERLIFE.
01. Zacky Vengeance’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02. Synyster Gates counted to infinity - twice.
03. Johnny Christ does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Johnny Christ goes killing.
04. If you can see M. Shadows, he can see you. If you can't see M. Shadows you may be only seconds away from death.
05. The Rev sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled drumming ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Rev stabbed the devil in the eye while he played "Beast and The Harlot" and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Johnny Christ.
07. M. Shadows built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, M. Shadows met all three bullets with his screaming, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08. the Rev has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09. They once made a Synyster Gates’ toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
10. A blind man once stepped on Zacky Vengeance’s shoe. Zacky replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Zacky fucking Vengeance!" The mere mention of his name cured this man’s blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal guitar blow delivered by Zacky Vengeance.
11. The chief export of M. Shadows is pain.
12. The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Johnny Christ’s nutsack.
13. Synyster Gates made Ellen Degeneres straight.
14. The Rev knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
15. Zacky Vengeance can speak braille.
The A7X Bible =]]
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shadows has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the beginning, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
The rev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.
MCR Pledge
_____
I pledge allegiance to theblack & red flag And honor the members themselves I march inThe Black Parade I promise to you I'm not okay [trust me] And thank you for the venom Remember it's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish And honor Helena who love to hear the sound of Gerard's angelic voice This is my pledge to the best band ever Pledge everybody to the freaking awesomest band ever!
LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE!
MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!
Real MCR Fans:
Real MCR fans are not the people who know every detail of each band member’s pre-MCR life.
They aren’t the people who shop for a jacket for hours just to copy the band.
They don’t ask for various band members for dinner.
They don’t start smoking because “they think they will be hott like Frank and Gerard.”
Instead they know what smoking can do to people and wish Frank and Gerard would stop because we don’t want to lose them before their time.
Real MCR fans don’t ask for Bob for Christmas because that’s just stupid.
They don’t have to own the MCR action figures.
They don’t sleep with a picture of MCR and drool all over it.
They don’t spend hours searching the TV guide to find anything MCR-related.
They are excited when they just happen to see MCR on TV because the surprise makes it all the more exciting.
Real MCR fans don’t randomly break into song just because of hearing one phrase of lyrics in everyday speech.
They don’t spend hours scouring the Internet to find out what Ray’s favorite color is.
They don’t hound people about “MCR sav3d mi life!!!!” because they know that would make people think MCR only breeds annoying fans.
The real MCR fans are the people who don’t own their CD’s just to own them.
They are the people who only know the lyrics to “I’m Not Okay” and “Welcome to the Black Parade” because those are the only songs they’ve ever heard on the radio…and that’s all they can afford to listen to.
They borrow CD’s from their friends at every possible moment.
They don’t memorize the lyrics to all the B-side songs just to show off to the people who haven’t heard them.
The real MCR fans are the people who get thrown out of the arena where MCR is playing. Not for moshing too hard or trying to steal merchandise…but because they can’t afford the tickets and tried to sneak in.
They have never seen a picture of the band and don’t care because it’s not about the image.
They don’t dress to the “emo” stereotype because it’s a label MCR is trying to get rid of, not endorse.
They don’t always wear black just to prove a point.
They wear whatever they want because that is true self-expression…black, blue, pink, or otherwise.
Because it’s not about how much you know.
Because it’s not about the stuff you own.
Because it’s not about what you wear, the lyrics you’ve memorized, or how many songs you know.
Because the real MCR fans care about the music.
And real MCR fans have this on their profiles.
MCR= Five angels in disguise
MCR= Unicorns
MCR= Skittles
MCR= Coffee
MCR= Greatness
MCR= Parades of black
MCR= Blood
MCR= Afros
MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras
MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black
MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge
MCR= Romances unlike any other
MCR= Fear of needles
MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported
MCR= Addiction
MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!
MCR= Fantasy
MCR= Guitar burn
MCR= Ferard fan fiction
MCR= Demolition lovers
MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay
MCR= Secrets
MCR= Many injuries
MCR= Obbsesion
MCR= An army
MCR= Dancing corpses
MCR= Comics
MCR= Sticking forks and toasters and wanting to do it again and again
MCR= Brothers
MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul
MCR= Icy blues
MCR= Love
MCR= Two little boys who lose their grandmother.
MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.
MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.
MCR= Coke Zero
MCR= Power
MCR= Raging guitar solos
MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant
MCR= Living in a house of wolves.
MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.
MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.
MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.
MCR= Letting them in.
MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.
MCR= Diving headfirst for halos
MCR= Bulletpfoof vests.
MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.
MCR= Life only being a joke.
MCR= Cats owning all dogs at all costs.
MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.
MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.
MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*
MCR= Never forgeting your roots.
MCR= Saving a soul.
MCR= Putting a spike in a heart.
MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.
MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.
MCR= Finding a way to carry on.
MCR= Disappering with out your love.
MCR= Never coming home.
MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.
MCR= Not going down with yourself but indeed going down with your friends.
MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.
MCR= Life.
? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
? My Harlequin Romance ?
? My Selfish Romance ?
? My Chemical Romance ?
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD
Friends = life
Family = life
Music = life
MCR = life
A7X = life
? = that and so much more.
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