FunnehFarm
- Name
- Seras Victoria
- Age
- 17
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- January 1st, 2008
Journals
I'm a little door mat, sit and stay..Let people use me ev'ry single day...
May 3rd, 2008Reincarnation is my only hope. >.<'
April 4th, 2008I'M DEAD I'M DEAD!
February 21st, 2008HAPPY SINGLE AWARENESS DAY!!!
February 14th, 2008Reality is a BITCH!
February 9th, 2008
About
(Just FYI I am the creepy one in orange. I know..Aren't I fugly??
~RANDOM CRAP~
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch im self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
About ME~
THE DRESDEN DOLLS ARE MY ANTI-DRUG!!.....
Okay....That was weird....
O.o....Anyways!
Hello! I'm Holly! I love anime and manga, and anything that involves vampiric things!
I am a product of little sleep and a different view of life...
I am a "Drama Queen"...
And a user of Big Words and lots of indents....
I am a creator of holidays...
And *although I don't really believe it* make friends fairly easily.
Labels are for soup, which I am not.
And skittles are my energy source.
My mother is going back to college, and I don't care if I spelled that right or not. My dad won't let me get a Myspace (I know this because I just asked like 5 seconds ago....To no avail) I live in Hell (Aka Massachusetts) and am neither a Red Sox fan or a Yankees fan.
When I get taller (not older) I plan to live in the U.K....But I'll still bring an American car with me, because I'd never be able to drive on the right side...
I think accents are smexi,(But not a Massachusetts accent..Those are weird and kinda annoying..But kinda fun..BIG oxymoron =)
I like acting and when I get taller I want to be either an actor or a comedian.
I'm not random...I just have many different thoughts about many different subjects at the exact same time..
I'm an idiot...
I recently almost killed my vaccume by sucking up a sock.(My dad wasn't too happy there)
And I suck at advice. (But I still give it out anyways)...
I'm not very self-confident...
Nor do I believe I'm very attractive.
I've never had a real boyfriend...But men are evil. >.<'
I like all kinda of music (BESIDES COUNTRY AND RAP AND MOST CLASSICAL MUSIC)
PUNK IS LIFE.
MUSIC IS LIFE.
{{INSTER OTHER RANDOM LOVE THAT}} IS LIFE.
I'm very sarcastic...
I'm really weird...
I LOVE VAMPIRES!!!....
I'm a twin (I have a brother, but I'ma girl)
And if none of my other future jobs work out..I'll be a Police officer, because I believe in justice.
(Or an author..But that doesn't seem to be working very well for me right now)
And with this random list of stuff that i like, I bet you haven't learned a THING about me....Which was my origional goal. So i just wasted your life, because you wasted mine. But if you promise to die ten minutes later (or however long it took you to read this thingy) or something, then you may have the extra time to haunt me. So I guess we're even...
Somehow...
~RANDOM CRAP~
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch im self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters
TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
About ME~
THE DRESDEN DOLLS ARE MY ANTI-DRUG!!.....
Okay....That was weird....
O.o....Anyways!
Hello! I'm Holly! I love anime and manga, and anything that involves vampiric things!
I am a product of little sleep and a different view of life...
I am a "Drama Queen"...
And a user of Big Words and lots of indents....
I am a creator of holidays...
And *although I don't really believe it* make friends fairly easily.
Labels are for soup, which I am not.
And skittles are my energy source.
My mother is going back to college, and I don't care if I spelled that right or not. My dad won't let me get a Myspace (I know this because I just asked like 5 seconds ago....To no avail) I live in Hell (Aka Massachusetts) and am neither a Red Sox fan or a Yankees fan.
When I get taller (not older) I plan to live in the U.K....But I'll still bring an American car with me, because I'd never be able to drive on the right side...
I think accents are smexi,(But not a Massachusetts accent..Those are weird and kinda annoying..But kinda fun..BIG oxymoron =)
I like acting and when I get taller I want to be either an actor or a comedian.
I'm not random...I just have many different thoughts about many different subjects at the exact same time..
I'm an idiot...
I recently almost killed my vaccume by sucking up a sock.(My dad wasn't too happy there)
And I suck at advice. (But I still give it out anyways)...
I'm not very self-confident...
Nor do I believe I'm very attractive.
I've never had a real boyfriend...But men are evil. >.<'
I like all kinda of music (BESIDES COUNTRY AND RAP AND MOST CLASSICAL MUSIC)
PUNK IS LIFE.
MUSIC IS LIFE.
{{INSTER OTHER RANDOM LOVE THAT}} IS LIFE.
I'm very sarcastic...
I'm really weird...
I LOVE VAMPIRES!!!....
I'm a twin (I have a brother, but I'ma girl)
And if none of my other future jobs work out..I'll be a Police officer, because I believe in justice.
(Or an author..But that doesn't seem to be working very well for me right now)
And with this random list of stuff that i like, I bet you haven't learned a THING about me....Which was my origional goal. So i just wasted your life, because you wasted mine. But if you promise to die ten minutes later (or however long it took you to read this thingy) or something, then you may have the extra time to haunt me. So I guess we're even...
Somehow...
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