shadowsXinXdarkness
- Name
- L.
- Age
- 88
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- January 4th, 2008
Stories
Save Me
Latest update: Part 20 on October 30th, 2009Could This Be Real?
Latest update: Part 1 on December 8th, 2008Unholy Confessions
Latest update: Part 7 on October 3rd, 2008
Journals
Dorney Park
October 5th, 2009Give me some stories to read please.
January 12th, 2009UM...HELP. Please
January 4th, 2009HELP!!!!!
September 21st, 2008I'm so MAD
August 28th, 2008
Friends
Mama Shadows
lizzicleromance
Haste
elf.About
[] online [x] offline
Date: November 3, 2009
Mood: Feeling a bit ill
Hearing: My kittens running around, sounding like elephants
Loving: My kittens
Hating: That I don't feel well
Wants: Some cold medicine that'll knock me out
Updates: Save Me Ch.20
Working on: NaNoWriMo
Avenged Sevenfold....Loyal To The End!
I pledge allegiance to the DEATHBAT of the United Nation of SEVENFOLD, and to the GATES for which they stand PLAGUE, one nation, under CHRIST, indivisible with SHADOWS and VENGEANCE for all.
Unholy Confessions is still on hiatus. I think I'm going to re-write it, but I'm not sure yet. Hopefully I'll get back to writting it either way. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=DfhoXzE3dHc[/youtube]
THE AVENGED SEVENFOLD BIBLE
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shadows has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
M. Shadows can speak Braille.
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.
Johnny Christ went back in time and stopped the JFK assignation by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the beginning, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
The rev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.
"It's just, you know, I need to go to bed. That's just the fuckin' bottom line. And when there's absinthe just like, looking at you in the eye, then that's what you do." Synyster Gates.
"A spoon full of Jimmy makes the whole world go down!!!"
-The Rev
"I seriously listen to Barbie Girl by AQUA way more than I should. It was Rev's cd, and he seriously threw his OWN cd out the window, because I would listen to it too much."
-M. Fucking Shadows
"Pink is the new black. Pink is the new black, Pink is the new black. When everybody fucking knows that black is the new black...silly french," Synyster Gates.
Obsessed With Avenged Sevenfold if:
1. The only reason you bought Guitar Hero II was because ‘Beast and the Harlot’ was on it.
2. You are willing to get their names tattooed anywhere on your body.
3. Your computer and phone backgrounds and screensavers are pictures of the guys.
4. Your pictures on your phone is all Avenged Sevenfold.
5. You write stories about them.
6. You have the word rape and one of their names in the same sentence.
7. All of your dreams are about them.
8. Your 3 year old nephew knows who Zacky Vengeance is.
9. You name the deathbats on your bag after each member.
10. Your conversations during lunch at school are nothing but A7X.
11. Your mom threatens to murder you if she hears one more thing about any of them.
12. You start telling people you married Zacky Vengeance.
13. You cry when people say there are bad musicians.
14. You lick the TV when they come on.
15. Your walls are covered in nothing but A7X pictures.
16. You made up a rock n roll high school with Avenged Sevenfold as the top leaders of it.
17. Whenever you come across one of their names in a book you say ‘hubba hubba.’
18. You celebrate all their birthdays.
19. You frame their pictures and hang them on your bedroom wall.
20. You put their initials in your studded belt.
21. You get Jack Daniels t-shirts and belt buckles because it’s Zacky’s favorite drink.
22. You wish Vengeance University was a real school.
23. You name your dog after Zacky’s dog.
24. You plan on getting the same piercings as them.
25. You have watched ‘All Excess’ over a hundred times and can repeat it word for word.
26. You’ve seen all their videos on You Tube.
27. You change the Pledge of Allegiance to the Pledge of the Deathbat.
28. You name your mom’s plants after the members.
29. You agree with everything on this damn list.
30. You are writing this list of obsession.
31. You name your child after a member of the band, and middle names count.
(I added # 31 due to the suggestion from A7Xmcs.)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=n_zUHpCNklU[/youtube]
|............|
|............| Put this on your
|............| page if you have
|.........O| ever pushed a
|............| door that said pull.
|............|
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=qC_hF31z130[/youtube]
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!
Date: November 3, 2009
Mood: Feeling a bit ill
Hearing: My kittens running around, sounding like elephants
Loving: My kittens
Hating: That I don't feel well
Wants: Some cold medicine that'll knock me out
Updates: Save Me Ch.20
Working on: NaNoWriMo
Avenged Sevenfold....Loyal To The End!
I pledge allegiance to the DEATHBAT of the United Nation of SEVENFOLD, and to the GATES for which they stand PLAGUE, one nation, under CHRIST, indivisible with SHADOWS and VENGEANCE for all.
Unholy Confessions is still on hiatus. I think I'm going to re-write it, but I'm not sure yet. Hopefully I'll get back to writting it either way. I'm sorry for any inconvenience.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=DfhoXzE3dHc[/youtube]
THE AVENGED SEVENFOLD BIBLE
M. Shadows puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Synyster Gates can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Rev is pain.
Johnny Christ counted to infinity...twice.
Zacky Vengeance can divide by Zero.
They say that lightning never strikes the same place twice. Neither does M. Shadows. He doesn't have to.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless M. Shadows has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
Synyster Gates died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The Rev once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Zacky Vengeance sleeps with a night light. Not because Zacky Vengeance is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from The Rev.
How many times does it take Synyster Gates to screw in a light bulb? None. Synyster Gates does not need light. Light needs Synyster Gates.
Zacky doesn’t get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Johnny Christ got in a fight with a cloud.
M. Shadows does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
The Rev crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
M. Shadows can speak Braille.
Johnny Christ is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Johnny Christ.
M. Shadows jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Zacky Vengeance.
If The Rev is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15 a year switching to Synyster Gates.
Johnny Christ went back in time and stopped the JFK assignation by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
The Rev brushes with Plutonium.
Zacky Vengeance has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
M. Shadows made Satan cry.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Synyster Gates" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Johnny Christ walked on Jesus.
When Zacky Vengeance gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
M. Shadows doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
In the beginning, Johnny Christ told God to make him something to play with and gave Him a seven day deadline.
Contrary to popular belief, George Bush is a great speaker and rarely mispronounces words. He appears incompetent because he knows Synyster Gates is watching.
M. Shadows does not leave messages. M. Shadows leaves warnings.
The idea for the show "24" is actually stolen from a drawing Zacky Vengeance made when he was drunk.
The Rev kicked a 50 yard field goal while having sex.
The biggest mistake Clint Eastwood ever made is when he told Johnny Christ to make his day.
M. Shadows once drop kicked Tim Allen for popularizing his mating call.
Synyster Gates killed the last Unicorn with his bare hands.
The Rev plays soccer with severed heads.
Johnny Christ can lift a mountain over his head with one arm and make a perfect pitcher of Kool Aid with the other.
M. Shadows is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Uncle Sam doesn't want you anymore. He's got Zacky Vengeance.
Johnny Christ beat up the Jolly Green giant.
M. Shadows ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
The rev didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of M. Shadows.
When God said, "Let there be light", Synyster gates said, "say please."
Johnny Christ plays Russian Roulette with the Grim Reaper.
Zacky Vengeance punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
The symbol for Zacky Vengeance in sign language is a middle finger on fire.
"It's just, you know, I need to go to bed. That's just the fuckin' bottom line. And when there's absinthe just like, looking at you in the eye, then that's what you do." Synyster Gates.
"A spoon full of Jimmy makes the whole world go down!!!"
-The Rev
"I seriously listen to Barbie Girl by AQUA way more than I should. It was Rev's cd, and he seriously threw his OWN cd out the window, because I would listen to it too much."
-M. Fucking Shadows
"Pink is the new black. Pink is the new black, Pink is the new black. When everybody fucking knows that black is the new black...silly french," Synyster Gates.
Obsessed With Avenged Sevenfold if:
1. The only reason you bought Guitar Hero II was because ‘Beast and the Harlot’ was on it.
2. You are willing to get their names tattooed anywhere on your body.
3. Your computer and phone backgrounds and screensavers are pictures of the guys.
4. Your pictures on your phone is all Avenged Sevenfold.
5. You write stories about them.
6. You have the word rape and one of their names in the same sentence.
7. All of your dreams are about them.
8. Your 3 year old nephew knows who Zacky Vengeance is.
9. You name the deathbats on your bag after each member.
10. Your conversations during lunch at school are nothing but A7X.
11. Your mom threatens to murder you if she hears one more thing about any of them.
12. You start telling people you married Zacky Vengeance.
13. You cry when people say there are bad musicians.
14. You lick the TV when they come on.
15. Your walls are covered in nothing but A7X pictures.
16. You made up a rock n roll high school with Avenged Sevenfold as the top leaders of it.
17. Whenever you come across one of their names in a book you say ‘hubba hubba.’
18. You celebrate all their birthdays.
19. You frame their pictures and hang them on your bedroom wall.
20. You put their initials in your studded belt.
21. You get Jack Daniels t-shirts and belt buckles because it’s Zacky’s favorite drink.
22. You wish Vengeance University was a real school.
23. You name your dog after Zacky’s dog.
24. You plan on getting the same piercings as them.
25. You have watched ‘All Excess’ over a hundred times and can repeat it word for word.
26. You’ve seen all their videos on You Tube.
27. You change the Pledge of Allegiance to the Pledge of the Deathbat.
28. You name your mom’s plants after the members.
29. You agree with everything on this damn list.
30. You are writing this list of obsession.
31. You name your child after a member of the band, and middle names count.
(I added # 31 due to the suggestion from A7Xmcs.)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=n_zUHpCNklU[/youtube]
|............|
|............| Put this on your
|............| page if you have
|.........O| ever pushed a
|............| door that said pull.
|............|
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch=qC_hF31z130[/youtube]
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this.
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !!
Comments