Loserface;;

The Nameless

sir_clark

meex18

X.teenhearts.X

x_dontripmypearls_x

savingsara.

Rawr I Eat You All

Beautiful Casualty

youlightmyfire

edward502

Vivi; Which Is It?

varkatzas.

iliveontightwadhill

Heatharrrrgh

memoriesdefeatus

x.Lost.Soul.x

tarnishedhope

Koi

missus moxxie.

Conspiracy-x

There are two major things about me that one should know.

1. I'm in the Army. Yes, that means I will come to your house and kill your pets should you irritate me.

2. I'm madly in love with My Chemical Romance. Everything about them. They've saved my life numerous times, and I will forever be indebted to them. They're so rad that it hurts.


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I’m the kind of girl that laughs at
her mistakes, so pardon me
if I laugh in your face.


the best things in life are unseen,
that’s why we close our eyes when we
CRY | LAUGH | KISS | DREAM


And I'm the kinda girl
That will crack a joke
To brighten your day
Even when I can't
Seem to brighten my own.


You think you just wanna die, but in reality, you just want to be saved.


It’s like I wanna push you into oncoming traffic… but I know I would probably kill myself trying to save you.


And we're the kind of friends... that if the house was burning down, we'd be roasting marshmellows and hitting on the hott firemen.


If all the worlds a stage, how'd I get the part of the psycho?


<We're the best of friends.>
<You cry, I cry.>
<You laugh, I laugh.>
<You jump off a bridge,>
<and I'm gonna miss your dumb ass.>


Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls.


Love is like Texas, Don't mess with it.
-For Britt! I saw it and thought of you. ^_^


Dream as if you'll live forever.
Live as if you'll die tomorrow.


we're not sarcastic ; we're hilarious
we're not annoying ; we're just cooler than you
we're not bitches ; we just dont like you
we're not obsessed ; we're just best friends


its the kind of friendship
where I can call you ugly
and you can call me fat while we
sit there and laugh our asses off


You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!


Fight Crime: Shoot back.


My day is incomplete until I’ve terrified a complete stranger


Depression is only anger without enthusiasm.


Don't be so quick to judge me, you only see what I choose to show.


To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.


Sometimes I miss the happy girl I used to be.

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X-The Ten Commandments Of A Chemical Romance-X

1. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shall be willing to die for love .
3. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you
4. Thou shall be a demolition lover
5. Thou shall unleash the bats
6. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
7. Thou shall respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
9. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love
10. Thou shall rock hard


X-The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero-X

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

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.::..::.Frank Iero, You Are My Hero.::..::.





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I PWN BRITTANY'S SOUL!!!

AND SHE PWNS MY BUUUUUUUUUUUM!!!
I have no idea what she would want with that. >.<

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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE

Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.

The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.

Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.

Frank Iero can divide by Zero.

The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.

The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.

Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.

A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.

Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.

Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.

Mikey Way can speak braille.

Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.

Jeeves asks Ray Toro.

If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.

Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.

Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.

The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"

Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.

When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."

Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.

Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.

Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.

When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."

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George Carlin = More Rad Than You



- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

- Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.

- May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

- Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

- Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

- Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?

- Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

- Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

- I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds!

- There are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven you can’t say on television. What a ratio that is! 399,993 to 7. They must really be baaaad. They must be OUTRAGEOUS to be separated from a group that large. “All of you words over here, you seven….baaaad words.” That’s what they told us, right? …You know the seven, don’t ya? That you can’t say on TV? Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.

- The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

- Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”

- God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

- The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

- The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt not commit adultery,” and “Thou shalt not lie” in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

- Thou shalt keep thy religion to thyself.

- And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, “Fuck waffles.”

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Jacob Black > Edward Cullen



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