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JellyWisher

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MidnightNinjah

Broccoli

Unwanted Guest

No_dolly

jelly jar

I stuck to my guns without promoting the pistol

A proud nosespray sister of the Safety Squad. Saving lives one asmatic cat at a time.

Ten secrets about me. Not so much secrets, just stuff people don't know.
1. I'm a choir girl.
2. I haven't had an amazing life.
3. I only live to have fun.
4. I'm scared that my friends will die.
5. Kids make me uncomfortable.
6. I hate talking on the phone.
7. I'm scared of bussiness women.
8. My moral code is way out of wack.
9. I don't like birds, and waterbirds scare the crap out of me.
10. I name inanimate objects.

Tolerance goes both ways. Respect is a gift. Earn it.


QUOTES:

"If everyone laughed on the inside then the world would be much quieter... Then maybe people will listen to me after I trip on my shoelace."

"He hugs like a mini rapist."

"...thus going by the old proven rules of boyus who-as hasus crushus on girlus and pickus onus themus to hideus the factus... he thinks your spooty"
"How do you know thats what he meant when he was being annoying?"
"He's a boy. Boys are stupid" Belle, ace guidance councillor.

"I'm going to go steal someone's spacebar. Can I have your spacebar?" Seriously, I didn't have a space bar.

"You know how I get stuck between the fridge and the wall a lot?"- whilst stuck between the fridge and the wall.

"Reckon Ray Toro would notice if we stole his hair?"
"Reckon Joel would notice if you stole his hair?"
"Fair point."

"You really need to extend your vocabulary." - being as insulting as i dare
"What the fuck does vocabulary mean?"
*-_-*
"No seriously, if you insulted my penis im going to be very mad."

"Wierd like sonnets" cause yeh sonnets are wierd

"It's seriously the only poem I've written that hasn't dacked and ass-fucked everyone else's!" WHY sonnets are wierd

"GET YOUR OWN FUCKING TREE!"

"ive decided that seems how im not religous i shall now say oh my butt"

"We should like.... make a cow... out of sunscreen..."

"Im a star!"- Natters

"A FUCKING UNICORN OK?!?"- Jane

"Gramcrackerness"- (about her gramcrackerness-_-, yes she's THAT cool)

"You know what? the world we be so much easier if we could use fart gas for energy. did you know that cows are like killing the world with their farts? And we're killing the world getting energy. I think it would just make stuff better, you know?" Just think about it... If it were possible...

"I hate asians" - Hana, who is asian 0_0

"Does Joel even talk?"
"Yeh, he talks to the retards sometimes."
"He talks to me..." says I -_- ( By the way, joel is rad, and i am not a retard, joel is actually radder then rad, so suck, just because THEYRE not worthy of joel conversation)

"Does Joel even walk?" (after we established that he did in fact talk (TO ME!!))

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Note from Tuesday 25/03/2008= Easter sucks, Draco Malfoy beats Harry Potter with a stick, and Meatloaf and Queen still run things. (meatloaf is my sleepy music)

Note from Monday 26/05/2008= DIDJA KNOW THAT JANE'S WRITING A BOOK? Well, I'm here to tell you that she is, in fact, writing a real legitimate and tangible book. As in, to be published. When it is published you should all like, read it, and buy it and stuffs. Cause she writes much better then my sad excuses for gay porno ^-^ Eheheh. I made a funny.

Note from Monday 18/08/2008= I have just realized that Mibba is excessively blue. I have nothing against mibba's colour choice or anything, but there is a lot of blue. Plus, I have deleted some of my more boring notes and quotes ^-^ And um, go to Kate's profile, she's my dollface ^-^ No_Dolly

Note from Saturday 06/09/20008= I have noticed, in my extensive, extensive life, spanning decades, that i have a wierd obsession with writing poetry in ABAB. just to test myself, i tried writing in AABB. I cant, its like *ocd annoying* to me!

Note from Tuesday 23/09/2008= I need. to go. to bed.

Note from Tuesday 23/09/2008= Screw bed, Ima play neopets. And uno. And monopoly.

Note from Tuesday 23/09/2008= No one will play with me.

Note from Tuesday 23/09/2008= Ima still not go to bed.

Note from Tuesday 23/09/2008= VACUOLE!!!

Note from Sunday 12/10/2008= I put permanent marker on my palm and it isnt staying!!!! But anyway... Back to my point... I didn't make this page just to make this page.. Read my shit, it's actually kinda good stuff.

Note from Saturday 18/10/2008= http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=Bellerina <== Click that. Don't judge me, it's vice. Like Gilbert and the nasty icecream lady, I know it's wrong, but I wanna so I'm gonna, even if it has a husband.

Note from Monday 03/11/2008= You know what? Boys are stupid. But anyway. I'm a bit peeved... One of my favourite stories ever has a background with condoms on it. Now how the hell am I supposed to read that at home??? Or the story with the full on gaysex BG. But thats all I got to say. G'Day my international people.

Note from Tuesday 04/11/2008= Oh My Butt. I just listened to my Year 7 graduation song... Second time I cried tonight... Well not cried, but I almost did I swear. I miss Primary School *wipes tear*

Note from Thursday 06/11/2008= Wah... You know what happened today? Well recess and lunch were boring cause the guys didn't "hang" with us today, maybe something to do with Jane not being here, or something. Nana and me were chilling in science class, cause we are radcore and finished SUPER early and so we drew on a chair and its called the butt chair, and we put our shoes in the sink and took lots of cool irrelevent photos. And after on the bus, I was looking at the bottom of Harley's shoes, and he pretended to kick my face and laughed at me. Eh, little does he know that shoe looking equals subtle leg perving. Not that I can do subtle or anything. It's a skill I don't have. Oh and Tyson's got a new bag, and its mega wierd. I mean, it's cool... But it's so new it's shiny, and it just looks puncy. I suppose after jake and harley and aiden chuck it on the shade sail a few times it'll be cool. But it's not... Yet. OH and while we was chilling in science, I found a photo of my ex sitting on my lap, and it was obviously after we broke up. and i was like. NO KATE. You will NOT show that photo to Katie and Xanthe. And she's like giggle, and I'm like, YOU BETTER LOOK OUT FOR YOUR CATS BITCH!!!! ^-^ That was my day.

Note from Sunday 09/11/2008= http://poem.mibba.com/62134/Best-of-both-worlds <== Go here... It just reminded me of something a guy told me once... (Yeh Jane... It's the guy you're thinking... *MELTS*)

Note from Wednesday 12/11/2008= Oh my butt... Yeh... Good times... I'm so f-dang happy today... Jon's out of hospital, the guy I like may be noticing me, and Jon's out of hospital. DID I TELL YOU JON'S OUT OF HOSPITAL??? He got a girlfriend there and is rubbing it in my face cause I'm still single... Apparently I'm incapable of any form of relationship... Which doesn't bode well with the whole "guy I like" situation, but oh well. Jon's out of hospital.

Note from Wednesday 19/11/2008= I changed my username! AGAIN!!! AnnaGraceIs...Witty. is just too hard to type everytime I log in... let me know what you think of the new one... Oh, and I have sticks in the back of my bra and leaves in my hair (lol, sounds sus) cause that mofu Harley bitch put a whole bunch of stupid whatsibush down the back of my shirt and rubbed a whole bunch into my hair!!! He's not really that horrible, he's just scary. Soooo according to the rest of society I never called him a mofu bitch, neither did I think it.

Note from Wednesday 19/11/2008= You know those cat pictures that people send you in those emails??? they suck. they ruined my grammar