WaayTooObsessed
- Name
- Kelly [Geetard]
- Age
- 20
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- January 9th, 2008
Unparalleled Lies
Forget About The Sunshine When It's Gone
Latest update: Part 39 on November 17th, 2009You're The One That I Need, I'm The One That You Loath
Latest update: Part 22 on January 16th, 2009Deserving
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008You're The One Mistake I Really Didn't Mind
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008I Can See You Awake Anytime In My Head
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008Your Lips Say That You Love Your Eyes Say That You Hate
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008One Night Out Won't Kill You
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008And When You Go Don't Return To Me My Love
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008You're Running Out Of Places To Hide From Me
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008I'll Keep You Locked In My Head Until We Meet Again
Latest update: Part 1 on July 19th, 2008
Meandering Thoughts
My (insert word here) lover
January 6th, 2009The Window
October 5th, 2008We Salute You In Your Grave
October 4th, 2008The Point
October 3rd, 2008Time's Race
October 3rd, 2008One Of Them
October 3rd, 2008True Beauty
October 3rd, 2008Weakness
October 3rd, 2008Look Of Love
October 3rd, 2008Shards
October 3rd, 2008
A Thousand Words
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Sanity Keepers
Helter-skelter
morbid.beauty
Luxaeterna
BaCkfrom_dead01
Donnie Darko.
A Mibbian Amoeba
Mindless Popsicle;
Harmony77uk
Rachie Technicolor
Robert Langdon
underpants.
Another Part Of MeBrilliant Facades
Bands/People I've Seen Live
Dane Cook- September 4, 2009
David Cook- September 26, 2009
Kelly Clarkson- October 10, 2009
Anberlin, All American Rejects, Taking Back Sunday- November 8, 2009
Started classes...bear with me :)
Kami- my puppy
made by the rib cracking beast: KATRINA!!!!!!
bands who dominate my i-Pod (Top 10):
My Chemical Romance
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The Offspring
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Boys Like Girls
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Avenged Sevenfold
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All American Rejects
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Panic At The Disco
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30 Seconds to Mars
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Maroon 5
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Linkin Park
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Paramore
R.I.P Heath Ledger 1-22-08
I write because I want to have more than one life- Anne Tyler
Being alone doesn't make you indepdent, but being indepent doesn't mean being alone- "God" from Joan of Arkadia
Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain- Unknown
I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things- Gerard Way
Books
*from what i can remember*
Harry Potter
The Hobbit
Lord Of The Rings
The Chronicals of Narnia
All American Girl
The Thief Lord
Dragon Rider
Inheritance Cycle
How To Kill A Mocking Bird
The Great Gatsby
Macbeth
Hamlet
A Tale of Two Cities
A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Raging Quiet
Where The Red Fern Grows
Some King Arthur Trilogy
The Lost Years Of Merlin (five books in all)
Fire Bringer
Catcher In The Rye
Lord Of The Flies
Fahrenheit 451
All the Blue Moons at the Wallace Hotel
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (#10 on list of banned books 2007 lol)
Speak
Dearly Devoted Dexter
Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Dexter In The Dark
The Outsiders
Ordinary People
The Posionwood Bible
The Pillars of the Earth
The Westing Game
The Little Prince
The Shining
Stowaway
Bloody Jack Series
Silent To The Bone
Calvin and Hobbes (Cartoon Books, they're hilarious!!!)
Any book by: Lloyd Alexander
Likes. LOVES
New York Yankees
Oreos
Wawa
History
Showers
Roxy
Friends
Being Silly
Pina Colada Smoothies
Not Being Able To Breathe Due To Laughter
Smirnoffs
The Color Blue
Working
Thunder and Lightning Storms
False Images of Reality
Living Inside of my Head
Hates INTENSELY LOATHS
Boston Red Soxs
Joe Buck
Busy Work
Snobs
Patellar Tendonitis
Scary People
False Happy Endings (non-realistic)
Smokers
Shoobies
Dumb Asses
Contrived Feelings
Shitty Weather
K-Mart
Bugs/Insects
Conformity (even though i so do it. i guess i hate myself?)
People Who Don't Know How To Drive
Can't forget these lol.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters /heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction /lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON.
The Ten Commandmenths of My Chemical Romance
01. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
02. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
03. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
04. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
05. Thou shall unleash the bats.
06. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
07. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
08. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
09. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
01. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
02. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
03. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
04. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
05. You feel like burning the TRL building down
06. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
07. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
08. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
09. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
1)Stuck-up MCR fans know more songs than “Welcome to the Black Parade” (and think it makes them more important than others).
2)Violent MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.
3)Obsessive MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
4)Impaired MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
5)Sick MCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear “I love Gerard.
6)Cannibalistic MCR fans ask their mom “What’s for dinner?” and are disappointed when she doesn’t say Gerard.
7)Completely retarded MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.
8)Moronic MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
9)Perverted MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
10)Disgusting MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
11)Childish MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.
12)Disturbed MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.
13)Psychotic MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say “so long.”
14)Obnoxious MCR fans have think they need this on their profile. (that's totally me)
15)Brain dead MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word ‘way’ in the songs.
16)Freakish MCR fans will scream “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!” on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
17)MCR fans with no lives watch “Life On the Murder Scene” twice a day then apologize to plants.
18)Mindless MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
19)MCR fans who wish to fail school write ‘my’ and ‘romance’ around the word ‘chemical’ when in science class.
20)Bothersome MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
21)Sugar-addicted MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
22)Mentally handicapped MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
23)Compulsive MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
24)A.D.D. MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.
25)Neurotic MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
26)Insane MCR fans spaz out when they see the word ‘way’ in books, on trucks, anywhere.
on the other hand
Okay, here's the D.E.A.L. people. A lot of people on Mibba have the "R.E.A.L. M.C.R. F.A.N." thingy on their page. Well listen up. That's not a R.E.A.L. MCR fan. A real MCR fan doesn't S.T.A.R.T. smoking because they think they will beH.O.T. like Frank and Gee. A real MCR fan knows that no one in MCR E.N.C.O.U.R.A.G.E.S. smoking. They know that smoking is bad for you and you shouldn't do it. They also dont ask for G.E.R.A.R.D. or B.O.B. or anyone for dinner. Also, they might not know more S.O.N.G.S. than the black parade, but maybe they just H.E.A.R.D. of them and thats the only song they know. Or maybe they only K.N.O.W. that song because it's on the radio a lot and they can't A.F.F.O.R.D. the CD. Anyone can be a MCR fan. You don't have to know all their songs, including "S.I.S.T.E.R. T.O. S.L.E.E.P." , "kill all your friends", "heaven help us" , "B.U.R.Y. M.E. I.N. B.L.A.C.K.", "my way home is through you" and all the other ones. A real MCR fan likes the boys for their M.U.S.I.C., not their looks. They dont W.R.I.T.E. fan fiction to prove they know MCR. They write it for their own E.N.T.E.R.T.A.I.N.M.E.N.T.. They dont write "I love Gerard" on all their underwear. Thats O.B.S.S.E.S.I.V.E..
So if your a R.E.A.L. M.C.R. F.A.N., put this on your profile. And yes...this was written by Coolestloserx82x
*In an interview with Anthony Green in AP issue #242*
"I wouldn't wanna be like Gerard Way and not be able to walk into a mall. Of course that guy's a real rockstar. Have you seen his fuckin' shoes?"
*same issue...with Frank Iero!!*
"There's no thought of MCR at all when writing Leathermouth songs," Iero explains. "Sometimes it's just fun to throw everything you've done in the past out the window and just scream your guts out about setting girls on fire."
tell me this isn't adorable!!! haha
Dane Cook- September 4, 2009
David Cook- September 26, 2009
Kelly Clarkson- October 10, 2009
Anberlin, All American Rejects, Taking Back Sunday- November 8, 2009
Started classes...bear with me :)
Kami- my puppy
made by the rib cracking beast: KATRINA!!!!!!
bands who dominate my i-Pod (Top 10):
My Chemical Romance
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The Offspring
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Boys Like Girls
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Avenged Sevenfold
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All American Rejects
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Panic At The Disco
|
30 Seconds to Mars
|
Maroon 5
|
Linkin Park
|
Paramore
R.I.P Heath Ledger 1-22-08
I write because I want to have more than one life- Anne Tyler
Being alone doesn't make you indepdent, but being indepent doesn't mean being alone- "God" from Joan of Arkadia
Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to decide who is worth the pain- Unknown
I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things- Gerard Way
Books
*from what i can remember*
Harry Potter
The Hobbit
Lord Of The Rings
The Chronicals of Narnia
All American Girl
The Thief Lord
Dragon Rider
Inheritance Cycle
How To Kill A Mocking Bird
The Great Gatsby
Macbeth
Hamlet
A Tale of Two Cities
A Series of Unfortunate Events
The Raging Quiet
Where The Red Fern Grows
Some King Arthur Trilogy
The Lost Years Of Merlin (five books in all)
Fire Bringer
Catcher In The Rye
Lord Of The Flies
Fahrenheit 451
All the Blue Moons at the Wallace Hotel
Twilight
New Moon
Eclipse
Breaking Dawn
The Perks Of Being A Wallflower (#10 on list of banned books 2007 lol)
Speak
Dearly Devoted Dexter
Darkly Dreaming Dexter
Dexter In The Dark
The Outsiders
Ordinary People
The Posionwood Bible
The Pillars of the Earth
The Westing Game
The Little Prince
The Shining
Stowaway
Bloody Jack Series
Silent To The Bone
Calvin and Hobbes (Cartoon Books, they're hilarious!!!)
Any book by: Lloyd Alexander
Likes. LOVES
New York Yankees
Oreos
Wawa
History
Showers
Roxy
Friends
Being Silly
Pina Colada Smoothies
Not Being Able To Breathe Due To Laughter
Smirnoffs
The Color Blue
Working
Thunder and Lightning Storms
False Images of Reality
Living Inside of my Head
Hates INTENSELY LOATHS
Boston Red Soxs
Joe Buck
Busy Work
Snobs
Patellar Tendonitis
Scary People
False Happy Endings (non-realistic)
Smokers
Shoobies
Dumb Asses
Contrived Feelings
Shitty Weather
K-Mart
Bugs/Insects
Conformity (even though i so do it. i guess i hate myself?)
People Who Don't Know How To Drive
Can't forget these lol.
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the bats of hell
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters /heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF BOB BRYAR
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction /lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE BLACK PARADE
1. Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes
2. Thou Shalt Sing And March Without Question
3. Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret
4. Thou Shalt Let Go Of Your Dreams
5. Thou Shalt Give Blood
6. Thou Shalt Fear Thy Sins
7. Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms
8. Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes
9. Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone
10. THOU SHALT CARRY ON.
The Ten Commandmenths of My Chemical Romance
01. Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
02. Thou shall be willing to die for love.
03. Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
04. Thou shall be a demolition lover.
05. Thou shall unleash the bats.
06. Thou shall protect thy lover from everything (even vampires)
07. Thou shall respect the lords, Gerard, Mikey, Frank, Ray, and Bob.
08. Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance
09. Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shall carry on.
You know you're a My Chemical Romance Freak when
01. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
02. You cry when u hear them play your favorite song live
03. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
04. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
05. You feel like burning the TRL building down
06. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
07. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
08. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
09. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents millions of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pick-up lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
MCRmy:
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
1)Stuck-up MCR fans know more songs than “Welcome to the Black Parade” (and think it makes them more important than others).
2)Violent MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.
3)Obsessive MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
4)Impaired MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
5)Sick MCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear “I love Gerard.
6)Cannibalistic MCR fans ask their mom “What’s for dinner?” and are disappointed when she doesn’t say Gerard.
7)Completely retarded MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.
8)Moronic MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
9)Perverted MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
10)Disgusting MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
11)Childish MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.
12)Disturbed MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.
13)Psychotic MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say “so long.”
14)Obnoxious MCR fans have think they need this on their profile. (that's totally me)
15)Brain dead MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word ‘way’ in the songs.
16)Freakish MCR fans will scream “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!” on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
17)MCR fans with no lives watch “Life On the Murder Scene” twice a day then apologize to plants.
18)Mindless MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
19)MCR fans who wish to fail school write ‘my’ and ‘romance’ around the word ‘chemical’ when in science class.
20)Bothersome MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
21)Sugar-addicted MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
22)Mentally handicapped MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
23)Compulsive MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
24)A.D.D. MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.
25)Neurotic MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
26)Insane MCR fans spaz out when they see the word ‘way’ in books, on trucks, anywhere.
on the other hand
Okay, here's the D.E.A.L. people. A lot of people on Mibba have the "R.E.A.L. M.C.R. F.A.N." thingy on their page. Well listen up. That's not a R.E.A.L. MCR fan. A real MCR fan doesn't S.T.A.R.T. smoking because they think they will beH.O.T. like Frank and Gee. A real MCR fan knows that no one in MCR E.N.C.O.U.R.A.G.E.S. smoking. They know that smoking is bad for you and you shouldn't do it. They also dont ask for G.E.R.A.R.D. or B.O.B. or anyone for dinner. Also, they might not know more S.O.N.G.S. than the black parade, but maybe they just H.E.A.R.D. of them and thats the only song they know. Or maybe they only K.N.O.W. that song because it's on the radio a lot and they can't A.F.F.O.R.D. the CD. Anyone can be a MCR fan. You don't have to know all their songs, including "S.I.S.T.E.R. T.O. S.L.E.E.P." , "kill all your friends", "heaven help us" , "B.U.R.Y. M.E. I.N. B.L.A.C.K.", "my way home is through you" and all the other ones. A real MCR fan likes the boys for their M.U.S.I.C., not their looks. They dont W.R.I.T.E. fan fiction to prove they know MCR. They write it for their own E.N.T.E.R.T.A.I.N.M.E.N.T.. They dont write "I love Gerard" on all their underwear. Thats O.B.S.S.E.S.I.V.E..
So if your a R.E.A.L. M.C.R. F.A.N., put this on your profile. And yes...this was written by Coolestloserx82x
*In an interview with Anthony Green in AP issue #242*
"I wouldn't wanna be like Gerard Way and not be able to walk into a mall. Of course that guy's a real rockstar. Have you seen his fuckin' shoes?"
*same issue...with Frank Iero!!*
"There's no thought of MCR at all when writing Leathermouth songs," Iero explains. "Sometimes it's just fun to throw everything you've done in the past out the window and just scream your guts out about setting girls on fire."
tell me this isn't adorable!!! haha
Pandora's Box