Vanity Kay
- Name
- Jordan
- Age
- 15
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Lost in a broom closet.
- Joined date
- January 13th, 2008
Stories
We'll Write A Song That Turns Out The Lights
Latest update: Chapter 2 on December 3rd, 2008What A Mother Doesn't Want In A Son
Latest update: Chapter 9 on November 29th, 2008Temptation
Latest update: Chapter 1 on November 29th, 2008Forbidden Love
Latest update: Chapter 9 on November 29th, 2008Sounds Of A Heartbeat
Latest update: Chapter 2 on November 28th, 2008Just A Game?
Latest update: Chapter 2 on November 28th, 2008I'm Every Cliché That You Can Think Of
Latest update: Chapter 2 on November 27th, 2008Summer Camp
Latest update: Chapter 9 on November 25th, 2008P.S. I Love You
Latest update: Chapter 4 on November 20th, 2008Unusual Love
Latest update: Chapter 1 on November 19th, 2008
Friends
thelifers
pplckndrpt20
karen.
Erincer Walker
vengeance.
Court
rainbowz.bleed.
omrREMEDY4luv?
Sister Asleep
dreamcatcher.
jesslovespanic
Mindfreak.
Matthew Leone.
Lightning Zap
Such A Strange Girl
Animal.Crackers.About
"Life is like living a dream. Except for the fact that reality actually hurts."
- I'm Every Cliché That You Can Think Of
En amour la ruse est de bonne guerre.
"All's fair in love and war."
Dude. Homophobia is so gay.
I'm so colorful, I make rainbows jealous.
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it Commands.
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo.
I am the Rydon Slash Fairy!
Only 'cause I'm cool like that! (Ha! I wish.....)
Really, I'm nicknamed the Rydon Slash Fairy due to all of my Rydon stories. (I think I'm up to 12, with a few ideas for more...) My oh-so-amazing friend Erin gave me the nickname. She's awesome and I love her to bits and pieces. (In the platonic way.)
About Me
Alright, so enough stalling. I guess I should go on and tell you about myself. After all, that is what this section's for, right? Right.
Well, to start off....my name is Jordan. (I honestly don't like my name, but whatever.) For the time being, I reside in Portage, Michigan. I'm a 15 year old sophomore and I now go to school at Vicksburg High.
My most favorite things to do are read, draw, and write. And like most teenagers, I love music. I finally finished reading the Twilight Series. And I absolutely loved the ending of the series! [But I'm not on any team. I'm not Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team Switzerland. I like the books and that's it. Haven't seen the movie.]
Like most people, I do obsess over something, and as cliche as it is, I do have a celebrity crush. The thing(s) that I probably obsess over the most are my music and The Nightmare Before Christmas, along with Panic At The Disco. My (biggest) celebrity crush is on Brendon Urie, which should be pretty self-explanatory for those of you who like Panic At The Disco. (I also have this thing for William Beckette and Bill Kaulitz...)
Lets see, what else do you need to know?....
Well, I tend to swear. A lot. Um....I let my emotions get the best of me and I always wear my heart on my sleeve. (a.k.a. - My heart is always out in the open and vunerable.)
Apparently I'm a very easy person to get along with, as long as my personality doesn't clash with yours. I'm also very friendly and rather shy. So, for me, talking to strangers or people that I tend like is hard for me because I always feel like I'm going to make a fool out of myself. But the odd thing is, I love meeting new people.
People that tend to not be themselves and try to conform into what everyone else wants them to be just bugs the shit out of me. I think it's pointless to have people like you just because you dress a certain way or you have a certain amount of money or you like certain music. Fuck all that. If you want to be my friend, just be yourself. I really could care less about what you like, what your sense of style is and how much money you have.
As long as we're on the same page about being yourself here....if you ever talk to me or e-mail me or whatever, you will notice that I am very much myself, even though I have several different personalities. To be bluntly honest, I'm a random, opinionated, independent, goofy, odd, carefree person. I think for myself and I really don't depend on other people's opinions to make my decisions. Although I will ask for people's opinions if I'm having a hard time trying to decide on something. Other than that, I'm pretty independent.
On a totally different note, I can be a total nerd at times. I like comic books and video games, but I don't like Star Wars. I love music and yes, I am a band geek. And I'm proud to be one. Music is a strong passion of mine, just like writing, and I love everything about music. But there are some genres that I don't like, such as Rap and Country.
Usually, I prefer Rock, Alternative Rock, Emo, Indie, Classic Rock, Classical, some Jazz and Blues. But mostly, I stick to Alternative Rock and Emo.
Another thing that you should probably know about me is that I am not judgmental in the least bit. Yes, I have my opinions and I give constructive criticism, but I don't judge. I don't like judging people. End of story. So, in short, I don't care if you're straight, bi, gay or a lesbian. I really don't care. Sexual orientation won't get me to change my mind about having you as a friend. (Besides, I'm bi too, so I'd technically be a hypocrite if I said that I'm homophobic, which I'm not.) And I really don't care about your religion. As long as you don't try shoving it down my throat, we can be friends.
So, if you wanna chat with me at one point in time, don't be afraid to leave me a comment or a message. I'll do my best to respond.
Random things about me
Well, I have a strong hatred towards balloons. I'm deathly afraid of large trucks. And I'm paranoid about dying in a car accident.
I have a lot of phobias and disorders, including: Claustrophobia, Panic disorder, Agoraphobia (fear of being in a place where escape is difficult or embarrassing.), Social anxiety disorder, Obsessive-compulsive disorder, I'm slightly Dyslectic and I have Acrophobia (extreme fear of heights).
I have a weird obsession with Converse. I swear, they are the best shoes ever. End of story.
I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. Love the books and the movies.
I love pie (the kind you eat). It's amazing and the second best thing ever made. Ever. [As you can probably tell, I'm not a huge cake fan. I like it, but I'll choose pie over cake any time.]
My Music Addictions
Panic At The Disco | My Chemical Romance | Fall Out Boy | Tokio Hotel | Hawthorne Heights | The Academy Is... | Green Day | Plain White T's | Shinedown | Cobra Starship | Boys Like Girls | Cute Is What We Aim For | Paramore | Pency Prep | The Hush Sound | Vampire Weekend | Motion City Soundtrack | HelloGoodbye | and some others that I can't think of...
My Other Addictions
I have this huge obsession with slash stories. I don't know why, but I love reading about two guys....as perverted as that seems.... Probably my most favorite slash stories to read are Rydons. (Specially if they're very well written.) I also don't mind reading Frerards and good O.C. Slashes as well. I do read Mpregs because I think that they are hilarious, and really cute.
I don't usually write fluff, but I do like reading it, sometimes. Drama is usually what I go for in a story, along with smut, of course.
I'm not very fond of hetro stories, just for the shear fact that most of them are all the same cliche love story with the same cliche drama in it. And they are usually all about the same people. (I'm not say that all hetro stories are like that. But some are. I highly respect the people that go out of their way and use their imagination to create a non-cliche love story with a twist here and there. Kudos to all of you that do this.)
However, I do read a few hetro stories every once in a great while, just for a change. But my heart will (probably) always be with slash stories.
But, I would be calling myself a hypocrite if I didn't say that I like a cliche love story every now and then. Hell, even I use cliche love stories. But I try my hardest to put my own twist on the cliche-ness to make it somewhat my own.
I love eating lettuce! It's nummy!
My Mibba Family
Erin: My Slash Bunny
Ella: My Baby
Aby (Animal.Crackers.): My sister from another story mister.
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Put this on your profile if you think
emos are normal people.
I hate Quizilla with an unhealthy
passion. But for some ungodly reason, I made an account.
Just to show the idiots at Quizilla how to write a descent story.
On ne choisit pas son orientation sexuelle.
One does not choose his sexual orientation.
[I love this video! Ryan's costume kicks ass.]
- I'm Every Cliché That You Can Think Of
En amour la ruse est de bonne guerre.
"All's fair in love and war."
Dude. Homophobia is so gay.
I'm so colorful, I make rainbows jealous.
Juliet loves the beat and the lust it Commands.
Drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands, Romeo.
I am the Rydon Slash Fairy!
Only 'cause I'm cool like that! (Ha! I wish.....)
Really, I'm nicknamed the Rydon Slash Fairy due to all of my Rydon stories. (I think I'm up to 12, with a few ideas for more...) My oh-so-amazing friend Erin gave me the nickname. She's awesome and I love her to bits and pieces. (In the platonic way.)
About Me
Alright, so enough stalling. I guess I should go on and tell you about myself. After all, that is what this section's for, right? Right.
Well, to start off....my name is Jordan. (I honestly don't like my name, but whatever.) For the time being, I reside in Portage, Michigan. I'm a 15 year old sophomore and I now go to school at Vicksburg High.
My most favorite things to do are read, draw, and write. And like most teenagers, I love music. I finally finished reading the Twilight Series. And I absolutely loved the ending of the series! [But I'm not on any team. I'm not Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team Switzerland. I like the books and that's it. Haven't seen the movie.]
Like most people, I do obsess over something, and as cliche as it is, I do have a celebrity crush. The thing(s) that I probably obsess over the most are my music and The Nightmare Before Christmas, along with Panic At The Disco. My (biggest) celebrity crush is on Brendon Urie, which should be pretty self-explanatory for those of you who like Panic At The Disco. (I also have this thing for William Beckette and Bill Kaulitz...)
Lets see, what else do you need to know?....
Well, I tend to swear. A lot. Um....I let my emotions get the best of me and I always wear my heart on my sleeve. (a.k.a. - My heart is always out in the open and vunerable.)
Apparently I'm a very easy person to get along with, as long as my personality doesn't clash with yours. I'm also very friendly and rather shy. So, for me, talking to strangers or people that I tend like is hard for me because I always feel like I'm going to make a fool out of myself. But the odd thing is, I love meeting new people.
People that tend to not be themselves and try to conform into what everyone else wants them to be just bugs the shit out of me. I think it's pointless to have people like you just because you dress a certain way or you have a certain amount of money or you like certain music. Fuck all that. If you want to be my friend, just be yourself. I really could care less about what you like, what your sense of style is and how much money you have.
As long as we're on the same page about being yourself here....if you ever talk to me or e-mail me or whatever, you will notice that I am very much myself, even though I have several different personalities. To be bluntly honest, I'm a random, opinionated, independent, goofy, odd, carefree person. I think for myself and I really don't depend on other people's opinions to make my decisions. Although I will ask for people's opinions if I'm having a hard time trying to decide on something. Other than that, I'm pretty independent.
On a totally different note, I can be a total nerd at times. I like comic books and video games, but I don't like Star Wars. I love music and yes, I am a band geek. And I'm proud to be one. Music is a strong passion of mine, just like writing, and I love everything about music. But there are some genres that I don't like, such as Rap and Country.
Usually, I prefer Rock, Alternative Rock, Emo, Indie, Classic Rock, Classical, some Jazz and Blues. But mostly, I stick to Alternative Rock and Emo.
Another thing that you should probably know about me is that I am not judgmental in the least bit. Yes, I have my opinions and I give constructive criticism, but I don't judge. I don't like judging people. End of story. So, in short, I don't care if you're straight, bi, gay or a lesbian. I really don't care. Sexual orientation won't get me to change my mind about having you as a friend. (Besides, I'm bi too, so I'd technically be a hypocrite if I said that I'm homophobic, which I'm not.) And I really don't care about your religion. As long as you don't try shoving it down my throat, we can be friends.
So, if you wanna chat with me at one point in time, don't be afraid to leave me a comment or a message. I'll do my best to respond.
Random things about me
Well, I have a strong hatred towards balloons. I'm deathly afraid of large trucks. And I'm paranoid about dying in a car accident.
I have a lot of phobias and disorders, including: Claustrophobia, Panic disorder, Agoraphobia (fear of being in a place where escape is difficult or embarrassing.), Social anxiety disorder, Obsessive-compulsive disorder, I'm slightly Dyslectic and I have Acrophobia (extreme fear of heights).
I have a weird obsession with Converse. I swear, they are the best shoes ever. End of story.
I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. Love the books and the movies.
I love pie (the kind you eat). It's amazing and the second best thing ever made. Ever. [As you can probably tell, I'm not a huge cake fan. I like it, but I'll choose pie over cake any time.]
My Music Addictions
Panic At The Disco | My Chemical Romance | Fall Out Boy | Tokio Hotel | Hawthorne Heights | The Academy Is... | Green Day | Plain White T's | Shinedown | Cobra Starship | Boys Like Girls | Cute Is What We Aim For | Paramore | Pency Prep | The Hush Sound | Vampire Weekend | Motion City Soundtrack | HelloGoodbye | and some others that I can't think of...
My Other Addictions
I have this huge obsession with slash stories. I don't know why, but I love reading about two guys....as perverted as that seems.... Probably my most favorite slash stories to read are Rydons. (Specially if they're very well written.) I also don't mind reading Frerards and good O.C. Slashes as well. I do read Mpregs because I think that they are hilarious, and really cute.
I don't usually write fluff, but I do like reading it, sometimes. Drama is usually what I go for in a story, along with smut, of course.
I'm not very fond of hetro stories, just for the shear fact that most of them are all the same cliche love story with the same cliche drama in it. And they are usually all about the same people. (I'm not say that all hetro stories are like that. But some are. I highly respect the people that go out of their way and use their imagination to create a non-cliche love story with a twist here and there. Kudos to all of you that do this.)
However, I do read a few hetro stories every once in a great while, just for a change. But my heart will (probably) always be with slash stories.
But, I would be calling myself a hypocrite if I didn't say that I like a cliche love story every now and then. Hell, even I use cliche love stories. But I try my hardest to put my own twist on the cliche-ness to make it somewhat my own.
I love eating lettuce! It's nummy!
My Mibba Family
Erin: My Slash Bunny
Ella: My Baby
Aby (Animal.Crackers.): My sister from another story mister.
╔═╦══╦═╗
║╩╣║║║║║
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝
Put this on your profile if you think
emos are normal people.
I hate Quizilla with an unhealthy
passion. But for some ungodly reason, I made an account.
Just to show the idiots at Quizilla how to write a descent story.
On ne choisit pas son orientation sexuelle.
One does not choose his sexual orientation.
[I love this video! Ryan's costume kicks ass.]
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