Jeffrey Dahmer.
- Name
- Tyler Durden. =]
- Age
- 17
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Ireland
- Joined date
- January 17th, 2008
I Can't Think Of Anything.
When You Wake Up And Scream
Latest update: Part 45 on November 17th, 200999 Ways To Save A Life
Latest update: Part 12 on October 28th, 2009The Things They Know
Latest update: Part 1 on October 19th, 2009Sweet Revenge
Latest update: Part 1 on September 20th, 2009If I Could Take It Back
Latest update: Part 9 on August 19th, 2009A Bolt From The Blue
Latest update: Part 1 on July 26th, 2009On The Bloody Streets Of Omagh
Latest update: Part 2 on December 6th, 2008I Am Going, I Am Going ...
Latest update: Part 1 on October 19th, 2008What's Happened To Us?
Latest update: Part 3 on October 2nd, 2008A Life For A Life
Latest update: Part 26 on June 26th, 2008
Destroying Something Beautiful.
Infinity Land
February 18th, 2009Now That You're Gone
October 24th, 2008Now
October 10th, 2008Ghostly Figures Walk
September 20th, 2008Three Children Lost
May 31st, 2008Changes
March 25th, 2008Just One More Day ...
February 27th, 2008My Wee Brendan
February 13th, 2008
Ah... Flashback Humor.
Life Sucks? Well, Here's Some Things You Really Need To Know About Life xD
October 12th, 2009You're All Writers, Right? Therefore, You Need To Check This Out =]
October 11th, 2009So Sex Makes You Cool Now?
October 4th, 2009Some (Pretty Funny) Life Lessons I Have Learnt.
September 21st, 2009Some Questions For You, Mibbians! =D Help Me Out?
August 23rd, 2009One Of My Rare "OMG mi lyf suks!" Journals ...
July 30th, 2009Fifteen Awesome Mibba Moments That Are Taken For Granted =]
July 27th, 2009I'm Confused, And I'm Also Ranting xD
July 25th, 2009These Things, Apparently, Annoy Me =]
July 24th, 2009If You Could Change Your Name, What Would It Be?
July 10th, 2009
I Say Stop Being Perfect!
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It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
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THE PHOTOGRAPH ...
Was Taken ByMe.
While We WereWatching The Pogues in Dublin's RDS Main Hall!
Featured In The Photograph Are THE POGUES, of course!
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My Mind's Not Perfect, But It's Sincere ...
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Dr. Fionnuala Collins, PhD in Procrastinating.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, PhD in Pwnage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fionnuala_Collins
Fionnuala Collins
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Dia Duit! I am known as
Fionnghúala/Fionnuala/Nuala/Fí-Fí/Finn.
I am currently
Seventeen years old.
Yes, before you ask ... I am ...
IRISH!
And I do live in
Ireland.
I am not special. I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake. I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Fionnuala speaks LOLspeak as a second langauge, to communicate with others on teh Interwebz who haven't got the hang of basic grammar and spelling yet. If this is you, then ... o hai. iz fionnuala. i does it for the lulz. LOL. om nom nom. And ... ummm ... Iz in ur noun, verbin ur related noun, n i stolded dat of da wiki. LOL. So there you have it.
FIONNUALA is currently participating in NaNoWriMo. She will be an insane stressed individual for the next month =]
She also wants to know if anyone has any idea what Keanu is actually DOING in this picture.
Caoimhbhe says, "He's on his banana phone, obviously. Duh."
Sheen says, "HE'S TALKING TO MORPHEUS ON HIS BANANA PHONE BECAUSE "NEO! YOU ARE THE ONE!""
Ma says, "Well, clearly he's talking to me. That's our secret line, you know."
Cassie says, "He obviously is trying to eat it and forgot where his mouth is! Duuuuuh!"
Naoise says, "He's clearly just scratching his head with a banana, why? Because he's fucking Keanu Reeves, he doesn't need a reason!"
Amber says, "It's hard to say what Keanu's doing, but we should NEVER question the ways of the Keanu Reeves."
Cassie & Sheen (Keanu's biggest fans) say, "He's trying to have sex with the banana, but because he's stupid Keanu Reeves he forgot where his butt is."
This Man Is A Legend.
Shane MacGowan Of The Pogues
FiiONNGHÚALA_x
The bottle's empty, I've drunk it dry,
And still I feel the pain
Well, all we've had is lost now,
Like teardrops in the rain
The night is long, I'm tired and weary,
But I don't know where this road will lead me,
I'll turn to stone, let the rivers flow,
And wash me to the sea
The curse of love is hanging over me
The Pogues, "The Curse Of Love".
I IZ A SERIAL KILLA.
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All Around My Hat I Wear A Tri-Coloured Ribbon!
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MY LARGELY CONFUSING NAME
My full name is Fionnghúala-Máirghréad Saoirse Ó Coileáin.
Simplified, my full name is Fionnuala-Mairead Saoirse Collins.
My name is in extreme Irish form =D
Fionnghúala is an Irish name and it means "FAIR SHOULDERS". In Irish mythology Fionnghúala was one of the Children of Lir who got turned into a swan. It is pronounced "FINN+NOO+LA".
Máirghréad is an Irish name and it means "PEARL". It is pronounced "MARE+RAID".
Saoirse is an Irish name and it means "FREEDOM". It is a very political name, as it symbolises the freedom of Ireland. It is pronounced "SEAR+SHA".
Collins is an Irish surname and it originates from CORK. It means "BADLY BEHAVED CHILD" =D
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And I've Cried For All Your Troubles, Smiled At Your Funny Little Ways.
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FRiiENDS
My friends mean everything to me. Me and my friends are a strange group of people. On one hand, we bicker, we fight, we pull pranks on one another, we insult each other, we beat each other up, we draw on each other’s faces when the other is asleep, and we constantly refer to one another in derogatory terms. On the other hand, we would do anything for one another, we have so many inside jokes, we make each other laugh, we understand each other so well that we rarely have to think aloud, we get each other awesome presents because we know one another better than ourselves, and we all know that we will always have a shoulder to cry on and someone to laugh with.
But we still punch one another.
You know who you are.
_______________________________________________________________________
The Dead Have Come To Claim A Debt From Thee
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My Guilty Obsession: Jeffrey Dahmer.
"Jeffrey Dahmer had some vestige of humour. One day he did not bother to shave and was being wheeled down the corridor when a woman passed, recognised him, widened her eyes, threw her hands up to her face, and screamed. Unperturbed, Dahmer told the guard, 'I guess I should have shaved.'"
From "The Shrine Of Jeffrey Dahmer", by Brian Masters, about the trial.
why yes. dahmer is a singer. A singer of DEATH. XD
~ Cassie!
(Yes, our conversations are slightly strange. :file:)
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Well Jimmy Played Harmonica In The Pub Where I Was Born
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MY STORiiES
What Genre Are They?Original and Independant. I write no fan-fics, and I probably never will.
What Are They About?Usually Ireland and the IRA. I like to write about the violence here to try and spread the word, and also because it's an interesting subject. Also, although I'm not a depressed person, I write about death well, and I like writing about the emotional and mental strain that occurs when someone goes through something traumatic.
What Can You Expect To Find In My Stories?Hopefully interesting characters, a realistic and attention-grabbing plot, good emotion and good grammar/spelling. I'm grammar mad, seriously. One of the things that really annoys me is when people don't capitalise their "I"s and when they don't know how to use their apostrophes. Good grief, is it really that hard? Look: '. He doesn't bite!
~ I OWN ALL MY CHARACTERS. I OWN ALL MY STORYLINES. I AM PROUD TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT. You have to own your own characters and storyline, really, don't you?
World War Three.
What's On Fionnuala's Agenda?
NOVELS
Twenty-three full-length novels, two of which are in progress on Mibba. Loads of half-finished one-shots.
SCRIPTS
Friends Like These (Completed)
WRITING CONTESTS
The Final Moments Contest - due August 15th - second place.
Click - Serial Killer Contest- due September 20th.
Click - Mental Disorder Contest - due October 27th.
Click - School Reunions Contest - due December 30th.
Click - My Worst Fear Contest - due December 31st.
Anything ELSE?
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MAiiN STORiiES SO FAR (MIBBA)
When You Wake Up And Scream
Main Character:Conán Connolly
Status:In progress
Word Count:119,253
About:This follows the story of Conán Connolly, a young man who, traumatised by his abusive past, ends up becoming the country of Ireland’s worst serial killer, and of the one person, a young lady named Naoise McCullough, who might be able to save him.
If I Could Take It Back
Main Character:No Real Main
Status:Being written
Word Count:N/A
About:Sixty real-life Mibbians with sixty real-life regrets. Each character explored their own regret and with the help of the others, learns to let it go.
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There Were Uncles Giving Lectures On Ancient Irish History
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AN iiNSiiGHT...THE FAMiiLY
"I don't want the apple to neutralise it! I want to be smacked around the face with a bottle of rum!"
- Da!
"Look out for that tree! It's like it came outta the ground!"
- Brendan!
*muttering* Revision ... little brothers and sisters running around being annoying ... job ... NIAMH COLLINS! This, is your life!
- Niamh!
*to sub teacher, panicking* My name? Yeah, I can tell you my name. It's ... err ... Penelope ... Penelope Humpadick! Yeah, you're not buying that, are you?
- Aoibheann (cousin)!
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We Watched Our Friends Grow Up Together
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AN iiNSiiGHT...THE FRiiENDS
"Somebody cause a ruckuss!"
- Caoímhbhe!
*spelling her name* "B - R - O - N - A - ... GH!" *we now call her Bronagh ... gh*
- Bronagh!
"Ah! No! It's reacting with the air and forming apple oxide!"
- Darragh!
*pointing at first year who thinks he's related to Harry Potter* "ACCIO IDIOT!!!"
- Eamon!
"Why is it always me that has to try out potentially dangerous stunts?"
- Tadhg!
And ...
Me:"Dónal! Dónal! Dónal! DÓNAL! DÓNAL! DÓNAL!"
Dónal:"Would you shut up? You sound like you're having a Dónalgasm!"
Dónal makes me laugh =D
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I Will Not Be Reconstructed!
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AN iiNSiiGHT... ME
]"AARGH! It's going to explode into a fiery hellish ball of fiery hell!"
"We must do it. We must descend into the pit of crap."
"I DON'T BLOODY THINK SO!!!"
"Over my cold, dead body. With extra coldness and deadness."
"Excuse you me??? Who do you think you are?"
"That's it. Cower back into the cowardly hole from which you came, cowardly coward!"
"*in double Maths* "No, I'm fine, Miss. Just considering suicide, but you know."
"Release the hounds."
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Truth Be Told, The Truth Be Told
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STALK ME.
MSN: that_crazy_girl_lol@hotmail.com
MySpace: www.myspace.com/weefionnualaMessage with caution. Side effects of coming into contact with The Fionnuala include falling in love with her and wanting to be her. You have been warned.
xx
Fionnuala/FionnGRRRRRRRuala!
xx
I Softly Call, "Goodnight And Joy Be With You All ..."
LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO.
© 2008-2009 Fionnuala Collins. No stealing. If you do, I will send my flying monkeys after you.
Quote at the very top © to the film “Fight Club”, 1999. Spoken by the character Tyler Durden, played by Brad Pitt.
First song lyrics © The View. Second song lyrics © The Wolfe Tones. Third, Fourth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, Ninth song lyrics © The Pogues. Fifth song lyrics © Amhrán na bFainn, the Irish National Anthem. Eleventh song lyrics © The Hoosiers
It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
_______________________________________________________________________
THE PHOTOGRAPH ...
Was Taken ByMe.
While We WereWatching The Pogues in Dublin's RDS Main Hall!
Featured In The Photograph Are THE POGUES, of course!
_______________________________________________________________________
My Mind's Not Perfect, But It's Sincere ...
_______________________________________________________________________
Dr. Fionnuala Collins, PhD in Procrastinating.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter, PhD in Pwnage.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fionnuala_Collins
Fionnuala Collins
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
Dia Duit! I am known as
Fionnghúala/Fionnuala/Nuala/Fí-Fí/Finn.
I am currently
Seventeen years old.
Yes, before you ask ... I am ...
IRISH!
And I do live in
Ireland.
I am not special. I am not a beautiful or unique snowflake. I'm the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Fionnuala speaks LOLspeak as a second langauge, to communicate with others on teh Interwebz who haven't got the hang of basic grammar and spelling yet. If this is you, then ... o hai. iz fionnuala. i does it for the lulz. LOL. om nom nom. And ... ummm ... Iz in ur noun, verbin ur related noun, n i stolded dat of da wiki. LOL. So there you have it.
FIONNUALA is currently participating in NaNoWriMo. She will be an insane stressed individual for the next month =]
She also wants to know if anyone has any idea what Keanu is actually DOING in this picture.
Caoimhbhe says, "He's on his banana phone, obviously. Duh."
Sheen says, "HE'S TALKING TO MORPHEUS ON HIS BANANA PHONE BECAUSE "NEO! YOU ARE THE ONE!""
Ma says, "Well, clearly he's talking to me. That's our secret line, you know."
Cassie says, "He obviously is trying to eat it and forgot where his mouth is! Duuuuuh!"
Naoise says, "He's clearly just scratching his head with a banana, why? Because he's fucking Keanu Reeves, he doesn't need a reason!"
Amber says, "It's hard to say what Keanu's doing, but we should NEVER question the ways of the Keanu Reeves."
Cassie & Sheen (Keanu's biggest fans) say, "He's trying to have sex with the banana, but because he's stupid Keanu Reeves he forgot where his butt is."
This Man Is A Legend.
Shane MacGowan Of The Pogues
FiiONNGHÚALA_x
The bottle's empty, I've drunk it dry,
And still I feel the pain
Well, all we've had is lost now,
Like teardrops in the rain
The night is long, I'm tired and weary,
But I don't know where this road will lead me,
I'll turn to stone, let the rivers flow,
And wash me to the sea
The curse of love is hanging over me
The Pogues, "The Curse Of Love".
I IZ A SERIAL KILLA.
_______________________________________________________________________
All Around My Hat I Wear A Tri-Coloured Ribbon!
_______________________________________________________________________
MY LARGELY CONFUSING NAME
My full name is Fionnghúala-Máirghréad Saoirse Ó Coileáin.
Simplified, my full name is Fionnuala-Mairead Saoirse Collins.
My name is in extreme Irish form =D
Fionnghúala is an Irish name and it means "FAIR SHOULDERS". In Irish mythology Fionnghúala was one of the Children of Lir who got turned into a swan. It is pronounced "FINN+NOO+LA".
Máirghréad is an Irish name and it means "PEARL". It is pronounced "MARE+RAID".
Saoirse is an Irish name and it means "FREEDOM". It is a very political name, as it symbolises the freedom of Ireland. It is pronounced "SEAR+SHA".
Collins is an Irish surname and it originates from CORK. It means "BADLY BEHAVED CHILD" =D
_______________________________________________________________________
And I've Cried For All Your Troubles, Smiled At Your Funny Little Ways.
_______________________________________________________________________
FRiiENDS
My friends mean everything to me. Me and my friends are a strange group of people. On one hand, we bicker, we fight, we pull pranks on one another, we insult each other, we beat each other up, we draw on each other’s faces when the other is asleep, and we constantly refer to one another in derogatory terms. On the other hand, we would do anything for one another, we have so many inside jokes, we make each other laugh, we understand each other so well that we rarely have to think aloud, we get each other awesome presents because we know one another better than ourselves, and we all know that we will always have a shoulder to cry on and someone to laugh with.
But we still punch one another.
You know who you are.
_______________________________________________________________________
The Dead Have Come To Claim A Debt From Thee
_______________________________________________________________________
My Guilty Obsession: Jeffrey Dahmer.
"Jeffrey Dahmer had some vestige of humour. One day he did not bother to shave and was being wheeled down the corridor when a woman passed, recognised him, widened her eyes, threw her hands up to her face, and screamed. Unperturbed, Dahmer told the guard, 'I guess I should have shaved.'"
From "The Shrine Of Jeffrey Dahmer", by Brian Masters, about the trial.
why yes. dahmer is a singer. A singer of DEATH. XD
~ Cassie!
(Yes, our conversations are slightly strange. :file:)
_______________________________________________________________________
Well Jimmy Played Harmonica In The Pub Where I Was Born
_______________________________________________________________________
MY STORiiES
What Genre Are They?Original and Independant. I write no fan-fics, and I probably never will.
What Are They About?Usually Ireland and the IRA. I like to write about the violence here to try and spread the word, and also because it's an interesting subject. Also, although I'm not a depressed person, I write about death well, and I like writing about the emotional and mental strain that occurs when someone goes through something traumatic.
What Can You Expect To Find In My Stories?Hopefully interesting characters, a realistic and attention-grabbing plot, good emotion and good grammar/spelling. I'm grammar mad, seriously. One of the things that really annoys me is when people don't capitalise their "I"s and when they don't know how to use their apostrophes. Good grief, is it really that hard? Look: '. He doesn't bite!
~ I OWN ALL MY CHARACTERS. I OWN ALL MY STORYLINES. I AM PROUD TO BE ABLE TO SAY THAT. You have to own your own characters and storyline, really, don't you?
World War Three.
What's On Fionnuala's Agenda?
NOVELS
Twenty-three full-length novels, two of which are in progress on Mibba. Loads of half-finished one-shots.
SCRIPTS
Friends Like These (Completed)
WRITING CONTESTS
The Final Moments Contest - due August 15th - second place.
Click - Serial Killer Contest- due September 20th.
Click - Mental Disorder Contest - due October 27th.
Click - School Reunions Contest - due December 30th.
Click - My Worst Fear Contest - due December 31st.
Anything ELSE?
_______________________________________________________________________
MAiiN STORiiES SO FAR (MIBBA)
When You Wake Up And Scream
Main Character:Conán Connolly
Status:In progress
Word Count:119,253
About:This follows the story of Conán Connolly, a young man who, traumatised by his abusive past, ends up becoming the country of Ireland’s worst serial killer, and of the one person, a young lady named Naoise McCullough, who might be able to save him.
If I Could Take It Back
Main Character:No Real Main
Status:Being written
Word Count:N/A
About:Sixty real-life Mibbians with sixty real-life regrets. Each character explored their own regret and with the help of the others, learns to let it go.
_______________________________________________________________________
There Were Uncles Giving Lectures On Ancient Irish History
_______________________________________________________________________
AN iiNSiiGHT...THE FAMiiLY
"I don't want the apple to neutralise it! I want to be smacked around the face with a bottle of rum!"
- Da!
"Look out for that tree! It's like it came outta the ground!"
- Brendan!
*muttering* Revision ... little brothers and sisters running around being annoying ... job ... NIAMH COLLINS! This, is your life!
- Niamh!
*to sub teacher, panicking* My name? Yeah, I can tell you my name. It's ... err ... Penelope ... Penelope Humpadick! Yeah, you're not buying that, are you?
- Aoibheann (cousin)!
_______________________________________________________________________
We Watched Our Friends Grow Up Together
_______________________________________________________________________
AN iiNSiiGHT...THE FRiiENDS
"Somebody cause a ruckuss!"
- Caoímhbhe!
*spelling her name* "B - R - O - N - A - ... GH!" *we now call her Bronagh ... gh*
- Bronagh!
"Ah! No! It's reacting with the air and forming apple oxide!"
- Darragh!
*pointing at first year who thinks he's related to Harry Potter* "ACCIO IDIOT!!!"
- Eamon!
"Why is it always me that has to try out potentially dangerous stunts?"
- Tadhg!
And ...
Me:"Dónal! Dónal! Dónal! DÓNAL! DÓNAL! DÓNAL!"
Dónal:"Would you shut up? You sound like you're having a Dónalgasm!"
Dónal makes me laugh =D
_______________________________________________________________________
I Will Not Be Reconstructed!
_______________________________________________________________________
AN iiNSiiGHT... ME
]"AARGH! It's going to explode into a fiery hellish ball of fiery hell!"
"We must do it. We must descend into the pit of crap."
"I DON'T BLOODY THINK SO!!!"
"Over my cold, dead body. With extra coldness and deadness."
"Excuse you me??? Who do you think you are?"
"That's it. Cower back into the cowardly hole from which you came, cowardly coward!"
"*in double Maths* "No, I'm fine, Miss. Just considering suicide, but you know."
"Release the hounds."
_______________________________________________________________________
Truth Be Told, The Truth Be Told
_______________________________________________________________________
STALK ME.
MSN: that_crazy_girl_lol@hotmail.com
MySpace: www.myspace.com/weefionnualaMessage with caution. Side effects of coming into contact with The Fionnuala include falling in love with her and wanting to be her. You have been warned.
xx
Fionnuala/FionnGRRRRRRRuala!
xx
I Softly Call, "Goodnight And Joy Be With You All ..."
LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO.
© 2008-2009 Fionnuala Collins. No stealing. If you do, I will send my flying monkeys after you.
Quote at the very top © to the film “Fight Club”, 1999. Spoken by the character Tyler Durden, played by Brad Pitt.
First song lyrics © The View. Second song lyrics © The Wolfe Tones. Third, Fourth, Sixth, Seventh, Eighth, Ninth song lyrics © The Pogues. Fifth song lyrics © Amhrán na bFainn, the Irish National Anthem. Eleventh song lyrics © The Hoosiers
You Do Not Talk About Fight Club.