Hpturtle

Okay... Well, I got tierd of what I had up here before so I'ma gonna say whatever I want.

There are two kinds of people in this world: Muffins and Cupcakes. Muffins Rule, Cupcakes suck, unless they have nummy frosting or are a memorial to Helena.

Who would win in a battle at the end of ther world? Pirates, or Ninjas?

I had a pet dust bunny. His name was Frankie. But my friend Q killed him with a Binder.

I wish I had a Vampire Duck. It would run around going 'BlaQuack!' For now I'll just have to stick with Lily the rubber duck.

WereDucks may be pointless weak creatures, but they would make good pets.

Jacob Black is the coolest werewolf I know.

My friends call me Scitzoface.

My friend Amber has a Pretty Uncle! And a Ditzy Pen Pal.

My friend Hook has an Auntical.

I have a small plastic platapus who is Lily's cousin. I named him Herbert.

The Bunnies on Rayman: Raving Rabbits are totaly related to me. Especialy Super Bunny and the one who eats alot.

I have an obsession with Red Jumpsuit Apperatus, and Ronnie Winter. :D

I know a Ninja. HIs name is Bruce. I prefer to call him 'The Ninja'.

The Ninja almost killed my Pet Turtle.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark, but becuase the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

If anyone asks you: "Where'd the fishes go?" SImply tell them: "The Fish-EHs are in a closet, in Canada, wiht Mr. Fuzzy Bear and Mrs. Gummy Worm" Put ecsessice accent on the EHs part. It makes you sound like an angry old man with a strange accent.

L is my idol. Q's Hand is Adolph Jesus'.

I bought this L neclace on e-bay. Now I have a stalker named Gary.

My piano teacher recently asked me if I was going emo.

Doctor B tried to shove me off the stage in the school Gym the other day. People laughed. I don't like it when.. when .. I fall down and the other kidsis laugh at me. Cuase that's just not nice. You don't laugh at your friends. It make me angry!Fred is Angry! Fred is Very angry!

I don't type LOL. I type LQTM, Laughing quietly to myself. It's more honest.

WTFFFP?: What The Freaking Flying Flaming Phinargle!

I hope you've enjoyed this random insight into my life.