I'm Hardly Worth Your Time
Blue is the shit! [: Cheer is a HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE HUGE part of my life. My most prized possession is a medal that says "CheerSport National Champions 2009." It may not be butter but it sure as hell is what I wanna eat on my toast. I'm a pilgrim. I'm a hungover boat. I'm an alien. Me and about fifteen other people are the entire cast of a play with thirty-four characters. It's called the Thanksgiving Play and you better be thankful for it. My mom's more of a bitch than I am. I'm Country From My Cowboy Boots To My Down Home Roots. Yes I do wanna ride on your Big Green Tractor. I'm obsessed with All Time Low. Alex Gaskarth is super hotttt. I cuss when I get really mad. I'm learning how to speak sign language. Shane Dawson has saved my day before. So has House. I have a copy of the movie Titanic. Don't make fun of me because I know there are people out there that own a copy of BrokeBack Mountain. I cried when I heard my cousin say she wants to be just like Miley Cyrus when she grows up. I wanted to tell her mom that she told me she wanted to be a hooker when she grows up, but I figured her mom would freak so I kept my mouth shut.I'm dying to get another Play Station TWO NOT THREE. I miss my iPod the way it was before a flaming gay ten year old boy put a HUGE ASS crack in the screen. I frequently watch America's Next Top Model reruns. I have more than five Shane Dawson videos on my iPod. The eighth grade had a field trip to the high school to see a pep rally and I swear the high school was determined to scare the crap outta us. I tried to save this earlier and it deleted so I'm ticked that I have to type it again. My foot's asleep. My room is really plain. It hella needs some color in it. I'm crazy ass nervous about throwing my FULL TWISTING LAYOUT at competitions.
The Jeager's So Sweet
Bottle Up Your Hollywood And Give It To Me
Lad; Nick J Lass; Lenny
Condition; In a coma?
Rating; PG to PG-13
Pretty Little Time Bomb
Lad; I dunno Lass; I dunno
Condition; New Chapter Out Today
Rating; PG-13 to NC-17 ish
Hidden
Lad; Alex Gaskarth Lass; Either Mickayla or Ashlii not sure yet
Condition; Coming Soon!
Rating; Most like PG-13
This Is Embarrassing As Hell
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