average.sensation
- Name
- Ruth *cringe*
- Age
- -
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United Kingdom
- Joined date
- February 3rd, 2008
Stories
There's Beauty in a Breakdown
Latest update: Part 17 on June 5th, 2009Mistakes You Should Never Make
Latest update: Part 10 on June 4th, 2009Tale As Old As Time
Latest update: Part 1 on December 27th, 2008Things You Should Never Say To A Vampire
Latest update: Part 35 on November 19th, 2008
Poems
Forgotten
March 12th, 2009The Doll
September 22nd, 2008Just Kidding
July 4th, 2008And She Sang
June 22nd, 2008Fragile
June 7th, 2008Guide To Life
June 1st, 2008Pain
May 22nd, 2008Shameful
May 22nd, 2008No Excuse
February 25th, 2008There's Something About You
February 25th, 2008
About
HELLO!
I'm Ruth, (aka Ruthie, Smudged.Mascara, average.sensation etc)
I apologise for the awful photo! But its the best one I've got...
Some how you've stumbled onto my profile, you probably don't care about me rambling on, but oh well, I will anyway!
I'm the kind of slightly eccentric person who trips backwards into a cabinet trying to impersonate Michel Jackson and ends up with a sprained wrist.
I care a lot. Too much sometimes, about my friends. I try to make everyone happy and it bugs me when I can't.
I am one of the clumsiest people alive who managed to go on a P.E trip and slice my hand open on a piece of wood I was drawing hearts on - but still manages to survive doing the Leap of Faith.
I tend to do stupid things like when the instructor was talking about how important safety is, and I shout "BUNNY!!!" and point like a maniac cause there's a bunny hopping along in the next field...
I do make regulary eep when tickled, surprised or poked...
And my ebil friends take advantage of this >:(
But I love them all really ^.^
Random things I like....
Milk - Mmmm....
Tommy - My bambini mozzerella!
Stickers - They taste really nice to!
Sherbert - SUGAR RUSH!!!
And hate...
Haribo - URGH!!! How could you eat rubbber?!?!
Elastic bands - It's an abusive reletionship...
Maths - need I explain??
Custard - Glooopy YUCKY YELLOW Slime...
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Ruth,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Ruth a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.
XD
I'm Ruth, (aka Ruthie, Smudged.Mascara, average.sensation etc)
I apologise for the awful photo! But its the best one I've got...
Some how you've stumbled onto my profile, you probably don't care about me rambling on, but oh well, I will anyway!
I'm the kind of slightly eccentric person who trips backwards into a cabinet trying to impersonate Michel Jackson and ends up with a sprained wrist.
I care a lot. Too much sometimes, about my friends. I try to make everyone happy and it bugs me when I can't.
I am one of the clumsiest people alive who managed to go on a P.E trip and slice my hand open on a piece of wood I was drawing hearts on - but still manages to survive doing the Leap of Faith.
I tend to do stupid things like when the instructor was talking about how important safety is, and I shout "BUNNY!!!" and point like a maniac cause there's a bunny hopping along in the next field...
I do make regulary eep when tickled, surprised or poked...
And my ebil friends take advantage of this >:(
But I love them all really ^.^
Random things I like....
Milk - Mmmm....
Tommy - My bambini mozzerella!
Stickers - They taste really nice to!
Sherbert - SUGAR RUSH!!!
And hate...
Haribo - URGH!!! How could you eat rubbber?!?!
Elastic bands - It's an abusive reletionship...
Maths - need I explain??
Custard - Glooopy YUCKY YELLOW Slime...
If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Ruth,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Ruth a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.
XD
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