mikeyxxxwayxxx
- Name
- mikeyxxxwayxxx
- Age
- 15
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Great Britain (UK)
- Joined date
- February 7th, 2008
Poems
hurt and disappointment
June 17th, 2008
About
im one of the greatest mikey way lovers in history. i like to sit in my room and write short stories about my favourite bands. i like to hang out with my mates. i love to watch horror movies with them.
im a lover,
a fighter,
a spaz,
a geek,
a syco,
a weirdo,
a hater,
a loser,
a bitch,
an obsession,
a cow,
a beliver,
a vampire,
a emo,
im whatever you want to call me but im not a back stabber.
theres a lot of things to call me and i'll get ova most of them but a backstabber is going to far with things'
my favourite bands are:
*my chemical romance
*30 seconds to mars
*mayday parade
*linkin park
*iron madien
*meatloaf
*the used
*nightwish
*bullet for my valentine
*killswitch engage
*guns n roses
*paramore
*alice cooper
*metallica
*slipknot
*disturbed
*dragon force
*trivium
*the killers
*AFI
*marylin manson(sum of)
*avenged sevenfold
*tenacious d
*aerosmith
*black saddith
my favourite person in the world is mikey way beacause he is a great bass player and thats what i want to be when i grow up beacause guitar is my pashion. not to mention drawing, listening to music and movies. i love to go on you tube and watch the vids about my chem.
I am a Demolition Lover. I am NEVER okay. I was welcomed to the Black Parade. I am young, and I don't care. I am Disenchanted. I am filled with unapologetic apathy. I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy. I live Life On The Murder Scene. I cried to The Ghost Of You. I cried to Famous Last Words. I worried about Bob & his burn. I helped Gee stay sober. I have an obsession with Ray's hair. I am not afraid to keep on living. I Crashed The Cemetery Gates. I've brought you my bullets when you brought me your love. I've given Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. I know what they do to guys like us in prison. I've given 'em hell, and hung 'em high. I've killed all my friends. I gave you gallons of blood. I've seen the Early Sunsets Over Monroeville. Vampires can never hurt me. I am DEAD! And I will be buried in all my favorite colors. Black. So shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and Sleep. These are my Famous Last Words. So, Thank You For The Venom,so long and good night!
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My Chemical Romance - my favourite band
okay then, well now loads of people now claim MCR saved there lives. I'm not going to say that, but i do just want to say that their music helped me turn my life around. They made me look at my life. It made me stop. and think...
There music helped me appreciate life, my life. It gave me a confidence, a realisation. My Chemical Romance didn't save my life, but the music stopped it from becoming something I would have really regretted. I love the music, their songs mean a lot. I don't care if I'm considered a fan or not. I love my chemical romance's music and surely that is the main thing?
Well I love to draw and write lrics. Art is so limitless. You can tell any story, express any emotion. It really can be liberating for me to complete a picture and be proud of what i have drawn or painted. I really enjoy putting details into pictures. All the worlds and creatures that can be created, and then putting in the final finishing details to give them a sense of reality....
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. {{{i've yet to do this and it makes me sad}}}
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. Black is your favorite color.
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42.You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
54. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not. 55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and Chemical Romantic.
59. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
60. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You call Gerard "Gee.".
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall accept death as it comes
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers and sisters in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
The 10 Commandments of MCR
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt ROCK HARD!
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch im self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall have a guitar named pansy
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every 8 mouths
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it giv im hell kid
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
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One day skittles and gummybears will take over the world. But they need our help. Please put this in your profiles and signatures to help them on their way to world domination! Hooray for world domination that tastes really good!
from another profile
My Chemical Addiction!!!
"TASTES LIKE SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET!"
//MCR Is Our
Religon\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers\
//GERARD IS OUR GOD\
We live Life On The Murder Scene but its all just a Black Parade, and when I Bring You My Bullets; You Better Bring Me Your Love so I don't have to give you Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
This is dedicated to, Everyone who was a demolition lover, Who was NEVER okay, Who was welcomed to the Black Parade. This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire, This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play, Who live life on the murder scene, Who cried watching The Ghost Of You, Who cried watching Famous Last Words, This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn, Who are obsessed with Rays hair, Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses, Who worry about Franks health, And those who help Gerard stay sober, This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living, Lets crash the Cementery Gates! We will have the band and eachother, To the very end!
Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
My Chemical Romance Bible
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year switching to Gerard Way
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
i love this
Frankie: *Closes eyes and smiles* You hear that Gerard? Can you hear it? It's so calming!
Gee: Heee, it sounds like rainbows!
Frankie: Gee, you okay?
Gee: =D
Frankie: ...MIKEY, YOUR BROTHER'S BROKEN!!!
(NOOO. Gerard isn't broken... per say.. just... being weird. ^_^)
GIVE CREDIT TO a skittles411
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
MCRmy vow
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round
You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when...
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when you hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents a bajillion of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
WEIRD MCR INTERVIEW
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It"s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
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. . . 92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. if you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock/punk, put this in your profile. Keeping it real ROCK ON!!
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is MIKEY WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is FRANK IERO in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is RAY TORO in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is BOB BRYAR in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
MCR ROCK ON FOR THE LONGEST LIFE EVER
BUNNIES bad gerard bunny dont eat me nooooooooooooooooooooo
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LIKES
mcr
music of all sorts
my friends
singing
drawing
being weird
horror movies
cats
mibba
and more
DISLIKES
chavs
barbie girls
nike air
murder
cancer
homophobia
crime that can cause death unexpectedly
boringingly rubbishly animated films
alcholics that hurt you
and more
i have a friend who is older than me she is 33 and she lives over the road and she calles me mini me becausewe are alike a lot it is so fun we got the same pj's and white fluffy slippers. lol.
MCR= Five angels in disguise
MCR= Unicorns
MCR= Skittles
MCR= Coffee
MCR= Greatness
MCR= Parades of black
MCR= Blood
MCR= Afros
MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras
MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black
MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge
MCR= Romances unlike any other
MCR= Fear of needles
MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported
MCR= Addiction
MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!
MCR= Fantasy
MCR= Guitar burn
MCR= Ferard fan fiction
MCR= Demolition lovers
MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay
MCR= Secrets
MCR= Many injuries
MCR= Obbsesion
MCR= An army
MCR= Dancing corpses
MCR= Comics
MCR= Sticking forks in toasters and wanting to do it again and again
MCR= Brothers
MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul
MCR= Icy blues
MCR= Love
MCR= Two little boys who lost their grandmother.
MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.
MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.
MCR= Coke Zero
MCR= Power
MCR= Raging guitar solos
MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant
MCR= Living in a house of wolves.
MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.
MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.
MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.
MCR= Letting them in.
MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.
MCR= Diving headfirst for halos
MCR= Bulletproof vests.
MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.
MCR= Life only being a joke.
MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.
MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.
MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*
MCR= Never forgeting your roots.
MCR= Saving a soul.
MCR= Putting a spike in a heart.
MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.
MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.
MCR= Finding a way to carry on.
MCR= Disappering with out your love.
MCR= Never coming home.
MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.
MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.
MCR= Life.
And real MCR fans have this on their profiles.
Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
I'm (F)ucked up
-----(I)nsecure
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I JUST MADE A PEOM WOULD YOU READ IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. IT'S CALLED HURT AND DISAPPOINTMENT.
im a lover,
a fighter,
a spaz,
a geek,
a syco,
a weirdo,
a hater,
a loser,
a bitch,
an obsession,
a cow,
a beliver,
a vampire,
a emo,
im whatever you want to call me but im not a back stabber.
theres a lot of things to call me and i'll get ova most of them but a backstabber is going to far with things'
my favourite bands are:
*my chemical romance
*30 seconds to mars
*mayday parade
*linkin park
*iron madien
*meatloaf
*the used
*nightwish
*bullet for my valentine
*killswitch engage
*guns n roses
*paramore
*alice cooper
*metallica
*slipknot
*disturbed
*dragon force
*trivium
*the killers
*AFI
*marylin manson(sum of)
*avenged sevenfold
*tenacious d
*aerosmith
*black saddith
my favourite person in the world is mikey way beacause he is a great bass player and thats what i want to be when i grow up beacause guitar is my pashion. not to mention drawing, listening to music and movies. i love to go on you tube and watch the vids about my chem.
I am a Demolition Lover. I am NEVER okay. I was welcomed to the Black Parade. I am young, and I don't care. I am Disenchanted. I am filled with unapologetic apathy. I mourned Mikey's glasses and the death of Pansy. I live Life On The Murder Scene. I cried to The Ghost Of You. I cried to Famous Last Words. I worried about Bob & his burn. I helped Gee stay sober. I have an obsession with Ray's hair. I am not afraid to keep on living. I Crashed The Cemetery Gates. I've brought you my bullets when you brought me your love. I've given Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge. I know what they do to guys like us in prison. I've given 'em hell, and hung 'em high. I've killed all my friends. I gave you gallons of blood. I've seen the Early Sunsets Over Monroeville. Vampires can never hurt me. I am DEAD! And I will be buried in all my favorite colors. Black. So shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye, and Sleep. These are my Famous Last Words. So, Thank You For The Venom,so long and good night!
COOL MCR GUN
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My Chemical Romance - my favourite band
okay then, well now loads of people now claim MCR saved there lives. I'm not going to say that, but i do just want to say that their music helped me turn my life around. They made me look at my life. It made me stop. and think...
There music helped me appreciate life, my life. It gave me a confidence, a realisation. My Chemical Romance didn't save my life, but the music stopped it from becoming something I would have really regretted. I love the music, their songs mean a lot. I don't care if I'm considered a fan or not. I love my chemical romance's music and surely that is the main thing?
Well I love to draw and write lrics. Art is so limitless. You can tell any story, express any emotion. It really can be liberating for me to complete a picture and be proud of what i have drawn or painted. I really enjoy putting details into pictures. All the worlds and creatures that can be created, and then putting in the final finishing details to give them a sense of reality....
Ways to Tell If You're a Real My Chemical Romance Fan
1.Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
2. Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.
3. Real MCR fans shout 'YES!' when one of their songs comes on.
4. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
5. Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard in general.
6.Real MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade."
7. Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert. {{{i've yet to do this and it makes me sad}}}
8. Real MCR fans take time to right on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
9. Real MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
10. Real MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be HAWT like Frank and Gerard.
11. Real MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for christmas and cry when they don't get him.
12. Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
13. Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
14. Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them... on the televison.
15. Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
16. Real MCR fans go in a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy in a restaurant say "So Long" (HECK YES!!)
17. Real MCR fans have this on their profile.
18. Real MCR fans giggle everytime Gerard Way says the word 'way' in his songs
19. Real MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, **insert bandmembers name here**!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
20. Real MCR fans watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
21. Real MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
22. Real MCR fans write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
23. Real MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, insantly freak out and turn up the volume.
24. Real MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
25. Real MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
26. Real MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR webpages they could find.
27. Real MCR fans can listen to a MCR song repeatidly and not get tired of said song. (no matter how many times you listen!)
28.Real MCR fans hear New Jersy and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
29. Real MCR fans try their hardest to mention MCR in any project at school.
30. Real MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.{{{ i have done this quite a few times!!}}}
31. Black is your favorite color.
32.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
33.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
34. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
35. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
36. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.(100 and something…)
37. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
38. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
39. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
40. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
41. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
42.You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story.
43. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
44. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
45. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
46. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
47. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
48. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
49. You've written at least one fanfic.
50. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
51. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
52. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
53. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
54. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not. 55.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
56. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
57. You've Googled their high schools.
58. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and Chemical Romantic.
59. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
60. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
61. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
62. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
63. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
64. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
65. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
66. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
67. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
68. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
69. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
70. You call Gerard "Gee.".
71. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
72. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
73.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
74. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
75. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
76. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
77. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
78. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
79. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
80. You just wrote and/or read this (or forced a friend too.)
Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1. Thou shall never let go of thy dreams
2. Thou shall march and sing without question
3. Thou shall face fear and regret
4. Thou shall accept death as it comes
5. Thou shall give blood
6. Thou shall not fear thy sins
7. Thou shall protect thy brothers and sisters in arms
8. Thall shall darken thy clothes
9. Thou shall walk this world alone
10.Thou shall carry on!
The 10 Commandments of MCR
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt ROCK HARD!
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY
1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall touch im self as much as posable
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF MIKEY WAY
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around heaters
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF RAY TORO
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall like to computer games
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Grip Burns’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important thing
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF FRANK IERO
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall have a guitar named pansy
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every 8 mouths
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it giv im hell kid
The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall kill cameras and hurt frank
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
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My Chemical Addiction!!!
"TASTES LIKE SOMEONE STOLE MY WALLET!"
//MCR Is Our
Religon\ //Concerts Are Our
Church\ //MCR Fans Are The
Choir\ //Mikey, Bob, Ray And
Frank Are Our Preachers\
//GERARD IS OUR GOD\
We live Life On The Murder Scene but its all just a Black Parade, and when I Bring You My Bullets; You Better Bring Me Your Love so I don't have to give you Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
This is dedicated to, Everyone who was a demolition lover, Who was NEVER okay, Who was welcomed to the Black Parade. This is for, Every, Patient, Helena and Harmless vampire, This is for, Every single fan who may never get to see them play, Who live life on the murder scene, Who cried watching The Ghost Of You, Who cried watching Famous Last Words, This is for every, Fan who worried about Bobs burn, Who are obsessed with Rays hair, Who mourned the loss of Mikeys glasses, Who worry about Franks health, And those who help Gerard stay sober, This is to, Everyone whos not afraid to keep on living, Lets crash the Cementery Gates! We will have the band and eachother, To the very end!
Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
_SKITTLES OR MnMS?_
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
Okay new subject.Boxers briefs man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment
Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
_OK,WHAT DO YOU REALLY DO IN THE SHOWER?_
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: you guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
_OKAY THIS ONES FOR FRANKIE. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT ONE OF YOUR BAND MATES IN A SEXUAL WAY? IF SO, WHO?_
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just,-there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa.Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
_OKAY, ON BEHALF OF MTV AMERICA,WE'D LIKE TO SAY THANKYOU MCR,AND GOOD LUCK IN THE FUTURE_
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!
My Chemical Romance Bible
Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar
Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
Mikey Way can speak braille.
Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
Jeeves asks Ray Toro
If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
Geico saved 15% a year switching to Gerard Way
Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK head just exploded in sheer amazement.
Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
i love this
Frankie: *Closes eyes and smiles* You hear that Gerard? Can you hear it? It's so calming!
Gee: Heee, it sounds like rainbows!
Frankie: Gee, you okay?
Gee: =D
Frankie: ...MIKEY, YOUR BROTHER'S BROKEN!!!
(NOOO. Gerard isn't broken... per say.. just... being weird. ^_^)
GIVE CREDIT TO a skittles411
This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.
This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.
This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.
This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.
This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.
This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.
This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.
This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.
This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.
This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.
This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.
This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.
This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.
This is for all the kids who were never okay.
This is for the MCRmy.
MCRmy vow
"I will always stand by them no matter what they do or decisions they make... as a die-hard soldier of the MCRmy..I solemnly swear to give my blood,sweat and tears for the sake and well being of Frank Iero, Gerard Way, Ray Toro, Mikey Way and Bob Bryar... "
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round
You know you’re a My Chemical Romance Freak when...
1. Your carpet is soaked with drool after watching them play on TV
2. You cry when you hear them play your favorite song live
3. You hear someone say My Chemical Romance and you snap to attention
4. You stand your ground and defend them when someone tries to criticize them
5. You feel like burning the TRL building down
6. You read a story and claim you saw one of the band members names, though its not there
7. You have a MCR song for every point in your day
8. You lick the TV when there on it, Mmm..MCR
9. You recite the words to the song when someone even mutters just a word of it.
10. You Live by the words of My Chemical Romance
11. You've asked your parents a bajillion of times if you could make MCR your religion!!
WEIRD MCR INTERVIEW
Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell "Hey! It"s still plugged in!"?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we"re all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It"s funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, "I can"t believe he did this today."
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he"ll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there"s water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.
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. . . 92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. if you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock/punk, put this in your profile. Keeping it real ROCK ON!!
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.........|||RIP PANSY! PUT
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...../|||/.\|||\R.I.P PANSY!!!
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.../|||/.....\|||\ <<<<< pansy was frank iero"s guitar
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(='.'=) This is GERARD WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is MIKEY WAY in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is FRANK IERO in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is RAY TORO in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
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(='.'=) This is BOB BRYAR in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination
MCR ROCK ON FOR THE LONGEST LIFE EVER
BUNNIES bad gerard bunny dont eat me nooooooooooooooooooooo
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LIKES
mcr
music of all sorts
my friends
singing
drawing
being weird
horror movies
cats
mibba
and more
DISLIKES
chavs
barbie girls
nike air
murder
cancer
homophobia
crime that can cause death unexpectedly
boringingly rubbishly animated films
alcholics that hurt you
and more
i have a friend who is older than me she is 33 and she lives over the road and she calles me mini me becausewe are alike a lot it is so fun we got the same pj's and white fluffy slippers. lol.
MCR= Five angels in disguise
MCR= Unicorns
MCR= Skittles
MCR= Coffee
MCR= Greatness
MCR= Parades of black
MCR= Blood
MCR= Afros
MCR= Bashing and smashing and cussing at cameras
MCR= From hair that goes from long and black to short and blonde then back to black
MCR= Three cheers for sweet revenge
MCR= Romances unlike any other
MCR= Fear of needles
MCR= A certin drummer's solo project that is highly adored and supported
MCR= Addiction
MCR= Vampires, werewolves and pirates OH MY!
MCR= Fantasy
MCR= Guitar burn
MCR= Ferard fan fiction
MCR= Demolition lovers
MCR= A life long wait for a hospital stay
MCR= Secrets
MCR= Many injuries
MCR= Obbsesion
MCR= An army
MCR= Dancing corpses
MCR= Comics
MCR= Sticking forks in toasters and wanting to do it again and again
MCR= Brothers
MCR= Creativity of the mind, body and soul
MCR= Icy blues
MCR= Love
MCR= Two little boys who lost their grandmother.
MCR= Crashing the cemetary gates.
MCR= Late nights and early sunsets.
MCR= Coke Zero
MCR= Power
MCR= Raging guitar solos
MCR= Being caught in the middle of a gunfight in a center of a resturant
MCR= Living in a house of wolves.
MCR= Having the shit scared out of you by teenagers.
MCR= Getting to the doctor, and calling the nurse, buying roses and burning the church, hanging out with corpes and driving a hearse.
MCR= Setting the ferris wheel ablaze.
MCR= Letting them in.
MCR= Taking him/her down without a sound.
MCR= Diving headfirst for halos
MCR= Bulletproof vests.
MCR= Life being only a dream for the dead.
MCR= Life only being a joke.
MCR= Not being o-fuckin-kay and screaming it.
MCR= Keeping your soul a secret in your throat.
MCR= Singing about eveyboby tying their shoes. *clap clap*
MCR= Never forgeting your roots.
MCR= Saving a soul.
MCR= Putting a spike in a heart.
MCR= Draining blood every hour on the hour.
MCR= Holding in your heart the sword and the faith.
MCR= Finding a way to carry on.
MCR= Disappering with out your love.
MCR= Never coming home.
MCR= Not letting the ghosts catch you if you fall down.
MCR= Not telling what you do for a living.
MCR= Life.
And real MCR fans have this on their profiles.
Homophobia is Gay:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS!
We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.
Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.
? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?
? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?
? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
I'm (F)ucked up
-----(I)nsecure
-----(N)uerotic
-----(E)motional
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.....), ---.(_(__) / breathing wasn't cool!!Put this is your profile if you are
....// (..) ), ----" one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead.
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I JUST MADE A PEOM WOULD YOU READ IT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. IT'S CALLED HURT AND DISAPPOINTMENT.
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