Pamela Pandemic
- Name
- Pamela Townsend
- Age
- 17
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- February 8th, 2008
Stories
I Am What I Am : A Trainwreck
Latest update: Part 2 on August 26th, 2009I Hope You're Happy With Yourself
Latest update: Part 4 on March 30th, 2009
About
I'm 16 but I turn 17 in less than 2 weeks.
I wouldn't mind being a 'scene queen' until one day I realized they get tossed around from band boy to band boy and suck a lot of dick and their hair looks waaaayyy to fake. So I'm content with being a nobody with a lot of real friends
I live in Japan and it kinda sucks not having any friends right now. I have insomnia it was clinically proven. I don't like taking medicine, not even something as simple as midol.
I'm extremely blunt. I usually don't mean to piss you off. I just can't help telling the truth even when its extremely bad. I'm sorry in advance for the heart break =]
My idea of a perfect guy is a tall fire-crotch with a deep voice and amazing hair c:
One of the best days of my life so far was when I met Joshua Randall at the Take Action show in Pensacola FL.
Tall guys turn me on, what can I say. Also guys with nice hair.
Scary Kids Scaring Kids might be breaking up and if they do I would absolutely have to check myself into a mental institution.
Oh and my writing sucks and I upload randomly so if you do read it then you're amazing and I wanna have your babies.
I also believe that everyone that writes a Jonas Brothers story should be put to death by hanging, stoned to death with pebbles, or should be poked to death with a AIDS contaminated needle. c:
Remember kids, The Jonas Brothers are just like The Backstreet Boys except for the fact when they play with each others willies it's incest.
If you wanna smack me upside the head and help brainstorm with me I'd freaking be your bitch XD
I have five husbands rated on a scale of 1-5 according to me c:
I have a Pouyan Afkary(1st husband) and Nathaniel Motte(2nd husband) story up.
soon to come:
Caleb Turman(3rd husband) : Forever The Sickest Kids
<<---Josh Randall : Every Avenue
Slade Echeverria(5th husband) : Anarbor
Alex Gaskarth(4th husband) : All Time Low
Zac Farro : Paramore
Jake Campbell : Alesana
Kennedy Brock : The Maine
add me:
www.myspace.com/lovestruckonyou
Random Facts:
Alex Gaskarth has really long fingers.
I'm a pervert
=]
Nathaniel Motte is 6'8
that gets my engine roaring
XD
I wouldn't mind being a 'scene queen' until one day I realized they get tossed around from band boy to band boy and suck a lot of dick and their hair looks waaaayyy to fake. So I'm content with being a nobody with a lot of real friends
I live in Japan and it kinda sucks not having any friends right now. I have insomnia it was clinically proven. I don't like taking medicine, not even something as simple as midol.
I'm extremely blunt. I usually don't mean to piss you off. I just can't help telling the truth even when its extremely bad. I'm sorry in advance for the heart break =]
My idea of a perfect guy is a tall fire-crotch with a deep voice and amazing hair c:
One of the best days of my life so far was when I met Joshua Randall at the Take Action show in Pensacola FL.
Tall guys turn me on, what can I say. Also guys with nice hair.
Scary Kids Scaring Kids might be breaking up and if they do I would absolutely have to check myself into a mental institution.
Oh and my writing sucks and I upload randomly so if you do read it then you're amazing and I wanna have your babies.
I also believe that everyone that writes a Jonas Brothers story should be put to death by hanging, stoned to death with pebbles, or should be poked to death with a AIDS contaminated needle. c:
Remember kids, The Jonas Brothers are just like The Backstreet Boys except for the fact when they play with each others willies it's incest.
If you wanna smack me upside the head and help brainstorm with me I'd freaking be your bitch XD
I have five husbands rated on a scale of 1-5 according to me c:
I have a Pouyan Afkary(1st husband) and Nathaniel Motte(2nd husband) story up.
soon to come:
Caleb Turman(3rd husband) : Forever The Sickest Kids
<<---Josh Randall : Every Avenue
Slade Echeverria(5th husband) : Anarbor
Alex Gaskarth(4th husband) : All Time Low
Zac Farro : Paramore
Jake Campbell : Alesana
Kennedy Brock : The Maine
add me:
www.myspace.com/lovestruckonyou
Random Facts:
Alex Gaskarth has really long fingers.
I'm a pervert
=]
Nathaniel Motte is 6'8
that gets my engine roaring
XD
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