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Trouble tracks me down. It's been dragging me around since my feet first touched the ground.
And I'm kicking like a kid 'cause I can't get rid of it, and it's never going nowhere now.
I duck dodge to my left, I slide step to my right, but it nails me every time.
And I'm finished throwing fits, yeah, I've learned to live with it.
Marching steady, straight and by my side.
Trouble makes no scene.
She sweeps in surgical and clean, leaves me begging on my hands and knees.
And she's always on the clock, but she doesn't own a watch, 'cause she wrecks me straight into my sleep.
Well, I drift into a dream and I'm sailing on some sea, shooting whiskey with my Irish bride.
'Till Amy Goodman wakes me up, I'm alone in Brooklyn, broke as fuck.
Splitting headache and sore bloodshot eyes.
I've known trouble all my life and I'm sick of asking why. It's like

Screaming at a Set of Dice.

They're gonna roll the way they roll and then you're never gonna know.
So getting crazy's just a waste of time.
I've just seen trouble track me down. It keeps pushing me around 'til I'm deep inside the ground.
And then I'll smile in my sleep, 'cause in that box I'm finally free.
And ain't no trouble gonna find me now.

- Kevin Devine, "Trouble."
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I have a cool haircut. My camera has a nifty ten-second timer. Dope squared, son.

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Officially, I'm Chelsea. But who cares? Call me what you want.

I'm female. But just because of my anatomy. You want proof?
Take me skinny dipping. PLEASE.

I'm sixteen.
But just because of the number of revolutions the earth has made
around the sun that I happened to survive though.

Yay?

I sleep. I eat. I draw fanart. I write poems. I make layouts. I take photographs. I play the violin.
I read science fiction and fantasy novels. I watch cheesy horror movies. I like music more than I like oxygen.

Below is an example of the interesting things that happen in my free time.

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And no, I am not just referring to the fact that I drew that on Paint.
It would probably appear somewhere on the cover of my life story, and with good reason.

I have obsessions with:
THE MARS VOLTA DARREN SHAN LAWN GNOMES + COFFEE.

I prefer to eat foods that are free of carcass and bodily fluids.
Call me vegan. But I'm not on any diet.
I have made a habit out of talking to God, whether he's listening or not.
Call me Christian. But I'm not part of any religion.
I don't see why I shouldn't have the same sort of relationship with a girl that I could with a boy.
Call me bisexual. But I don't have any orientation.

I'll accept you regardless of your beliefs. But I'll still stay true to my own.
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