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horsie890
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Pretty. Odd. = Epic. Fail.
The Beatles are gone. Stop trying to be them.
'Frerard' is nothing more than a typo, and typos should be deleted from the human consciousness.
A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8. Unfortunately, his chorus couldn't be there until 6, so he started rehearsal without them. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section and two cellists decided that they had had enough, so they went to the tavern across the street and got really drunk. In fact, the two cellists never came back. So six-o-clock rolls around and the chorus arrived. By then the air conditioning had been fixed and they continued with the rehearsal. Finally, it was 8 and the concert began. The concert was almost finished when the air conditioning went out again, so the fans were brought out and the conductor tied his score down. It was very hard to try and turn the page while conducting, and he was about to quit, because it was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, the basses were loaded, there were two outs, and the fans were going wild.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A round room.
A round rubber room.
With rats.
Round rats.
Round rubber rats.
And a wheel.
A round wheel.
A round rubber wheel.
And it was spinning and spinning and spinning.
And so it drove me crazy.
I was crazy once...
I now have a reasonably good understanding of CSS code.
If you ever need help, ask me. I've probably made more mistakes on this than you. *points to profile*
(>°.°)>()xxxx(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''>x°x Kirby killed Frank!
Ficwad Refugee
Ways to Tell If You're a Real Stupid My Chemical Romance Fan
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
RealStuck-up MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade" (and think it makes them more important than others).
Real Violent MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.
Real Obsessive MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
Real Impaired MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
Real Sick MCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
Real Cannibalistic MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
Real Completely retarded MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.
Real Moronic MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
Real Perverted MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
Real Disgusting MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
Real Childish MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.
Real Disturbed MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.
Real Psychotic MCR fans go into a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say "so long."
Real Obnoxious MCR fans have think they need this on their profile.
Real Brain dead MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in the songs.
Real Freakish MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
Real MCR fans with no lives watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
Real Mindless MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
Real MCR fans who wish to fail school write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
Real Bothersome MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
Real Sugar-addicted MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
Real Mentally handicapped MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
Real Compulsive MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
Real ADD MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.
Real Neurotic MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
Real Insane MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
Yes I wrote that. Get over it.
Gerard and eating the Misfits.
I have the short-term memory of a goldfi-
Hi.
What, you want to know about my music now? Oh, fine. Since you asked.
Music that pwns your face:
Pink Floyd (♥Syd♥Rick).xxx My Chemical Romance.*** The Black Parade.* Muse.° Flogging Molly.** Yellowcard.° Voltaire.° AFI.° Madina Lake.* Saosin.* Bowling for Soup.* Coldplay.* Green Day.° Queen.xxx Aerosmith.° Eagles.xxx U2.° Editors.° Rise Against.* 30 Seconds to Mars.° Simple Plan. Deep Purple.xxx The Verve.xxx The Aquabats.° "Weird Al" Yankovich.° Johnny Cash.xxx Arrogant Worms.° Danny Elfman. Fuel.* Sugar Ray.° Linkin Park.* Ok Go.° Oasis.xxx Pilot Speed. People in Planes. The Raconteurs. Santana.xxx Switchfoot.° Train.° Lifehouse.° Maroon 5.° The Clash.xxx
Have seen.* Want to see.° Wish I could have seen.xxx
Bands, people, and other things I hate with a vengeance:
Fall Out Boy. Panic!At the Disco. Kelly Clarkson. Chris Daughtry. Good Charlotte. Taking Back Sunday. Rap. A poorly played saxophone.
This picture makes me smile.
Don't waste your time, or time will waste you!
This profile has been
courtesy of Matt Bellamy.
Reason I'm not vegetarian.
Read it and choke on your Skittles, teenies.
The number of times you insult me is directly proportional to the number of roundhouse kicks to the face you will receive.
Twilight is a piece of crap, and so is your face.
This is not Myspace or Quizilla.
Please do your part to keep our site clean by placing all garbage in the nearest trash receptacle. This includes but is not limited to:
Any and all cliché teenie stories
Any and all poorly written slash
Any and all narrow-minded idiots
Those with the inability to write a correct sentence
Those who talk on their cell phones during movies
Those who use pre-made layouts and claim them as their own
Those who plagiarize without shame
All Disney so-called "artists" that fail at life and music
And any other useless trash unfit to be recycled. Thank you and have a nice day.
Pretty. Odd. = Epic. Fail.
The Beatles are gone. Stop trying to be them.
'Frerard' is nothing more than a typo, and typos should be deleted from the human consciousness.
A conductor was putting on a performance of Beethoven's 9th Symphony at 8. Unfortunately, his chorus couldn't be there until 6, so he started rehearsal without them. In the middle of the rehearsal, the air conditioning broke, so they brought out huge fans to keep the orchestra cool. This worked, but the conductor's score kept blowing away, so he had to tie it down. During this, the bass section and two cellists decided that they had had enough, so they went to the tavern across the street and got really drunk. In fact, the two cellists never came back. So six-o-clock rolls around and the chorus arrived. By then the air conditioning had been fixed and they continued with the rehearsal. Finally, it was 8 and the concert began. The concert was almost finished when the air conditioning went out again, so the fans were brought out and the conductor tied his score down. It was very hard to try and turn the page while conducting, and he was about to quit, because it was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, the basses were loaded, there were two outs, and the fans were going wild.
Crazy?
I was crazy once.
They put me in a room.
A round room.
A round rubber room.
With rats.
Round rats.
Round rubber rats.
And a wheel.
A round wheel.
A round rubber wheel.
And it was spinning and spinning and spinning.
And so it drove me crazy.
I was crazy once...
I now have a reasonably good understanding of CSS code.
If you ever need help, ask me. I've probably made more mistakes on this than you. *points to profile*
(>°.°)>()xxxx(''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''>x°x Kirby killed Frank!
Ficwad Refugee
Ways to Tell If You're a Real Stupid My Chemical Romance Fan
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
RealStuck-up MCR fans know more songs than "Welcome to the Black Parade" (and think it makes them more important than others).
Real Violent MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard.
Real Obsessive MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
Real Impaired MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for a MCR concert.
Real Sick MCR fans take time to write on the front of all their underwear "I love Gerard."
Real Cannibalistic MCR fans ask their mom "What's for dinner?" and are disappointed when she doesn't say Gerard.
Real Completely retarded MCR fans start smoking because they think they will be hot like Frank and Gerard.
Real Moronic MCR fans ask for Bob the Bryar for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
Real Perverted MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
Real Disgusting MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
Real Childish MCR fans piss themselves when they see them on TV.
Real Disturbed MCR fans would admit to wanting to let MCR rape them.
Real Psychotic MCR fans go into a rendition of Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge when they hear a guy say "so long."
Real Obnoxious MCR fans have think they need this on their profile.
Real Brain dead MCR fans giggle every time Gerard Way says the word 'way' in the songs.
Real Freakish MCR fans will scream "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, *insert band member’s name here*!!" on his birthday, regardless of how quiet the room is.
Real MCR fans with no lives watch "Life On the Murder Scene" twice a day then apologize to plants.
Real Mindless MCR fans often zone out, listening to MCR in their heads, and when someone asks them a question they scream the lyrics they were just thinking of.
Real MCR fans who wish to fail school write 'my' and 'romance' around the word 'chemical' when in science class.
Real Bothersome MCR fans when hearing any word even slightly associated with MCR on the television, instantly freak out and turn up the volume.
Real Sugar-addicted MCR fans eat skittles and drink coke zero three times daily.
Real Mentally handicapped MCR fans have every MCR picture possible saved on their computer, and admit it proudly.
Real Compulsive MCR fans have actually read and re-read and re-re-read etc. any MCR web pages they could find.
Real ADD MCR fans can listen to an MCR song repeatedly and not get tired of said song.
Real Neurotic MCR fans hear New Jersey and instantly think MCR MCR MCR MCR MCR!!!!!!
Real Insane MCR fans spaz out when they see the word 'way' in books, on trucks, anywhere.
Yes I wrote that. Get over it.
Gerard and eating the Misfits.
I have the short-term memory of a goldfi-
Hi.
What, you want to know about my music now? Oh, fine. Since you asked.
Music that pwns your face:
Pink Floyd (♥Syd♥Rick).xxx My Chemical Romance.*** The Black Parade.* Muse.° Flogging Molly.** Yellowcard.° Voltaire.° AFI.° Madina Lake.* Saosin.* Bowling for Soup.* Coldplay.* Green Day.° Queen.xxx Aerosmith.° Eagles.xxx U2.° Editors.° Rise Against.* 30 Seconds to Mars.° Simple Plan. Deep Purple.xxx The Verve.xxx The Aquabats.° "Weird Al" Yankovich.° Johnny Cash.xxx Arrogant Worms.° Danny Elfman. Fuel.* Sugar Ray.° Linkin Park.* Ok Go.° Oasis.xxx Pilot Speed. People in Planes. The Raconteurs. Santana.xxx Switchfoot.° Train.° Lifehouse.° Maroon 5.° The Clash.xxx
Have seen.* Want to see.° Wish I could have seen.xxx
Bands, people, and other things I hate with a vengeance:
Fall Out Boy. Panic!At the Disco. Kelly Clarkson. Chris Daughtry. Good Charlotte. Taking Back Sunday. Rap. A poorly played saxophone.
This picture makes me smile.
Don't waste your time, or time will waste you!
This profile has been
courtesy of Matt Bellamy.
Reason I'm not vegetarian.
Read it and choke on your Skittles, teenies.
The number of times you insult me is directly proportional to the number of roundhouse kicks to the face you will receive.
Twilight is a piece of crap, and so is your face.
I am ninja.
Eyes of the Devil
Gerard.
The Angel of Death
Ande.
Secret Weapon
Paintball.
Butterfly Kisses
Butterflies.
Secret Agent Man
Secrets.
A Night in Russia
Russia.
The Haze
Nightmares.
The Echo Never Fades
Echoes.
Shatter
Mystery.
Antivegetarianism
Food.