corey's_assistant

Ironic death?

xxPANSY81xx

JESSXVAMP

AydenHeru

meese.

xxLeVIAthANxx

Bad Romance

Brandi-Dandi

Cactus

Irvine Kinneas.

Sincerely Your's

Lucky Strikes

trishO_o

Fabricated Violence.

Lightning Zap

xxPsYCHOsoCIALxx

I think I forgot my Mibbian friends' names. Oh my God, I suck. *facepalm*

I got tweeted back by Bob Bryar and Big Worm. They are awesome people. *happy sigh*

I'm part of the Fruit Loop Club! It's an honor! :D

Here are the members! :D

Fruit Loop Club

Lottie/Owner/Mastermind of this cool club [xXxLeVIAthANxXx]
Vincent/Lottie's "baybay" [Glitter-Boy]
Abby/Owner/Mastermind of this cool club [Abandoned Wish]
Pencey [xxPsyCHoSOciALxx]
Pansy [xxPANSY81]
Becca [karafuru-rainbows.x]
Olivia [livvy-------x3]
Shaira [corey's_assistant]



And we also have Bobster!

Le members! *drum roll by Bob himself*

Bobster

Lottie [xXxLeVIAthANxXx]
Honey [Fay-yay]
Shaira [corey's_assistant]
Pencey [xxPsyCHoSOciALxx]
Pansy [xxPANSY81]

So...

*ahem*

Hi. I'm Shaira. *bows*

I can be your friend...if you're friendly to me anyway.
Be my friend! I love making friends here. All of you are so friendly.
You deserve a hug! :D

(>^_^)> <(^_^<)

I love the genre Rock but I can also listen to other genres.
I'm a Filipino! Yay!
Sana naman may makakausap rin akong mga ibang Pilipinong Mibbian dito... :]
I can/know how to play drums. I love it! :D It makes me happeh.
Speaking of happeh, I love My Chem macros. Never fails to make me smile. :]
I'm fat. *wide smile*
I love talking,so that's why some of the comments I give are long, depending on what we're talking about.

I belong to 2 families. One is of course, my real family. Second, is my (OSSUM! XD) Mibbian family. Honey, and Andrian are my masters. Lottie is my ossum twin and/or sister. Hurt them in any way and I swear to God, Buddha, Allah or whoever you believe (heck, even Satan!) that I will...bite you. 'Cause I'm the family pet! And I love mi familia! XD Gotta problem with that?! If you have, well, hey, it's you who has a problem and not me so you lose! YOU LOSE! Teehee. ^^

Oh, and by the Way, (you've been Way punned! Haha!)
I'm not really sure how to say this but I'm support Nicky. (MCRmasterNLG) She has gone through a lot of stuff and I respect her and I wuvv her for that and she is also a great friend. You should go talk to her! She rocks! :D

ALAYNAAA! HYE FYVE! *hye fyves, lol*

Obviously, obviously, I'm into My Chemical Romance. I love listening to them. Now, I'm not really the big-word user kind so I'm gonna describe My Chem with this:

:D

See? Short n' sweet. XD

So yeah, My Chemical Romance. ^^
But that's not the only band I'm listening to 'cause I also listen to Mindless Self Indulgence, Leathermouth, Linkin Park, Green Day, and many more.

So that's all for now. Maybe I'm gonna update my profile later...or something like that.
BYE! XD

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=0902210140377433&a=1&

I like this one!

Why do we sleep in church,
but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God,
but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
Repost this if you believe in god,and you are not ashamed,or embarrassed by believing in him
90% of you won't repost this.

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porlfie a boy i konw tlod me taht olny 57% of the poplee in the wrlod can raed thsi ritgni. cpoy thsiis otto yruo porlfie fi cna reaaeed ti.

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ALL THE MCR SCHTUFF BEGINS HERE! ^^

The My Chemical Romance Pledge

I pledge allegiance
To My Chemical Romance
From New Jersey
And to the music
That they play
One Nation
Under Gerard
With venom and vampires for all.

(\__/)
(='.'=) This is BOB BRYAR in Bunny form. Put him on your
(*)_(*) Home-page and help MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE on their
way to world domination

You Know You Have OCBD (Obsessive Compulsive Bob Disorder) When....
If you have relatives named Bob, and someone happens to mention them, your first reaction is WHAT??
After that first outburst, you realize what they were really talking about, and remain silently depressed.
He has convinced you that the drums is the best instrument to play.
You want a drum like one of his for Christmas, Hanukah, your b-day, etc...
You want to listen to the bands he does, just because he does.
You are nodding as you read this list.
You are actually reading this list.
You make collages of him for your binder and locker.
You make lists like this.
**You try to listen for his drums in every MCR song.**
The first drumline you learned was something he wrote.
You name stuff animals, animals, etc. (my imaginary friend's named Bob, for those who don't know}
You have nicknames for him.
More than one.
You get pissed when there is an MCR interview on TV and Bob isn't talking.
Still reading this list?!?!?
You have an MCR picture folder, and then a separate Bob folder.
A life? Hah. You don't need one. You have Fuse, a computer, and Bob. What more is there?
Still nodding....
The Bob action figure is the first one you want.
You are convinced that NOTHING in the world could possibly be better than Bob covered in the chocolate of your choice. (Personally, I favor Chocolate with the rice crispies on 'em)
You realize how hopeless you really are, and your friends are sick of hearing about him -- but you honestly could care less.
You blow a kiss to a picture of him every night before bed.
You are proud of that.
Your Bob Bryar picture file now exceeds 600 pictures.
People come to YOU for their pictures of Bob.
You are even prouder of THAT.

You Know You're Obsessed with My Chemical Romance When...

* You spent six months saving babysitting money to buy the action figures with your friend

* You gave alternative names to all the band members

* You hear the band mentioned in a cell phone commercial and you get giddy

* You read/write MCR fanfiction (*cough*)

* You have screamed until your throat practically exploded at the concert (frightening the people next to you)

* When you learned your best friend's church friend is Gerard Way's cousin, you told her to steal his pants

* If you hear the words "Chemical" or "Romance" in any way, shape, or form, you immediately think of the band.

* You know all the band member's birthdays...and have celebrated at least one of them

* When any of the band members get girlfriends/wives, you plot their deaths.

* You have pissed off your friends with your endless MCR knowledge.

* You have indeed "done it the Gerard Way"

* You're jealous that someone you know has an "I Love Gerard Way" T-shirt.

* When the band is in your town, you practically melt at the fact that they're breathing your air.

* You honestly don't mind that at concerts Gerard calls the audience "Motherfuckers." In fact, you might just like it a little too much.

* You own the Life on the Murder Scene DVD and laugh your butt off at it for no reason whatsoever.

* If you find out that there's a song you don't know all the words to, you listen to it about a thousand times until you know it, proving you are the ultimate fan.

* You glare at people who claim they are MCR fans but have that I'm-Just-Saying-It-To-Get-You-To-Like-Me feel about them.

* The thought of them occupies 99% of your brain activity.

* You draw chibi Gerard/Frank Lovey Hand Puppets all over your algebra homework (much to the confusion of your teacher).

* You often think, "Well, it would be legal in Amsterdam..."

* Your iPod contains many, many MCR pictures

* You wish you were a vampire just so they would write songs about you. -sigh-

* You wish you were, like, 10 years older so that you can say "I LOVE GERARD!" without the people around you going, "But he's OLD!"

*You actually made a post like this one

*You've accidentally called one of your friends by one of the band members names

[AND THIS IS FOR THE FRERARD FANS!]

***While at an MCR concert, you screamed when it got the quietest is was going to get, "GERARD! KISS FRANK! KISS HIM! KISS HIM NOOOOOOWWW!"

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Jonas Brothers
I Say My Chemical Romance
You Say Joe Jonas
I say Gerard Way and Bob Bryar
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I say I'm "Eff off!"

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

*giggle* I found this in quizilla so...READ! XD

Gerard Way "Facts"

Gerard Way's piss is actually eyeliner. It just turns yellow in the sun

Gerard Way invented Daylight's saving time so night would be longer.

Gerard Way has played Dungeons and Dragons. Now there are no more Dragons.

Gerard Way invented Starbucks so he would have coffee every time he crossed a street.

When bad people die, they go to Hell. When good people die, they go to Gerard Way.

Gerard Way's last name inspired the adverb.

Gerard Way is the bastard love child of Billy Corgan and Liza Minelli.

It is always dark when Gerard Way goes outside. Not because he does not like the sun, but because the sun is afraid of competing.

The first syllable of Jesus's name is a cleverly disguised tribute to Gerard Way's nickname.

'Gerard' means "brave with a spear." Before Gerard Way lost his virginity, it just meant "brave."

Gerard Way went back in time and invented the Red Cross so there would be a company that gave out free blood.

Gerard Way does not try to look like he is dead. The dead try to look like Gerard Way.

When Frank Iero kicked Gerard Way in the nuts, he lost a testicle. Now he only has three left.

Gerard Way has literally saved lives. He brought 15 dead orphans back to life by mugging the Grim Reaper.

The reason Gerard Way cannot grow a mustache or beard is not because of testosterone depletion. It's because his skin is 70% bleach.

The ring that Gerard Way wears is really a walkie-talkie he uses whenever Jesus runs out of ideas.

Blood was originally pink. Gerard Way made it red.

When you have sex with someone with HIV or AIDS, you get HIV or AIDS. Whenever Gerard Way has sex with someone with HIV or AIDS, he cures it.

Theodore Roosevelt was inspired to say, "Speak softly and carry a big stick," when he saw Gerard Way perform. It was originally "Speak loudly and carry a big stick," but Teddy Roosevelt realized the only person who should be allowed to speak loudly is Gerard Way.

God gave Moses 10 Commandments. Gerard Way gave God 20.

When Gerard Way gives you the finger, he is not saying "fuck you." He is letting you know you're having his baby in nine months.

Ray Toro "Facts":

Some people take the bull by the horns. Ray Toro takes the bull.

God originally wanted to makes Ray Toro a victim of Catch 22. But the phone rang and God forgot the "victim of" and "22" parts.

Ray Toro invented cupcakes.

Ray Toro donated parts of his lips to Angelina Jolie.

Ray Toro was rock and roll long before becoming a musician because he invented the wheel.

All poodle secretly want to be Ray Toro.

Ray Toro is actually the Puerto Rican reincarnation of Jimi Hendrix.

Ray Toro loves Iron Maiden because that's the only Maiden that is not trying to have his babies.

Ray Toro does not look at porn to get turned on. He looks at it to get the porn stars turned on.

Larry Birkhead is the father of Anna Nicole's baby. Ray Toro is the father of the Virgin Mary's.

Ray Toro has to leave his hair in his face because every time he used to look at someone, they would have an orgasm.

Stevie Wonder is blind because once Ray Toro was shredding so hard he broke the speed of light. His hand went through a time vortex and poked him in the eyes.

Ray Toro once had three fingers cut off. He now only has seventeen fingers left.

Ray Toro does not play guitar. He plays God.

There were originally supposed to be three atomic bombs dropped in Japan in World War II. Ray Toro stole the last one so there would still be enough Japanese people alive to manufacture video games.

When MCR needed a new guitarist, Ray Toro planted a sunflower seed in the ground and spit on it. The next day it grew into Frank Iero.

The minute Ray Toro bit that crayon in the 'I'm Not Okay' video, it turned into Laffy Taffy.

Ray Toro got mad at Carrot Top for seeing his look. That's why you never see those 1-800-Collect commercials anymore.

Ray Toro is part Puerto Rican. Not because of his heritage, he just ate a Puerto Rican.

Frank Iero "facts":

Frank Iero is not 5 foot, 3 inches tall. He is folded in half.

Frank Iero does not have three legs. It just looks like that.

If you look through the enlarged holes in Frank Iero's earlobes, you can see New Jersey.

Frank Iero does not cry. He makes it rain.

Angels do not get their wings whenever a bells rings. They get them when Frank Iero wants them to.

Newborn babies cry because they realize their father is not Frank Iero.

Edison invented the lightbulb. Frank Iero invented light.

Frank Iero can make pigs fly.

Frank Iero was created because God wanted to prove that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

Frank Iero made the dinosaurs go extinct by strangling them all.

Frank Iero does not pay taxes to the government. The Government pays taxes to him.

Pluto was kicked out the solar system because it pissed off Frank Iero.

Led Zeppelin created The Stairway to Heaven. Frank Iero made it into an escalator.

Frank Iero does not have herpes, he just gave it to Paris Hilton.

Every time you masturbate, Frank Iero makes money

Every time Frank Iero blinks, a teenage girl gets pregnant.

Frank Iero found Nemo.

Whenever Frank Iero gets sick, an angel gets AIDS.

Bob Bryar "Facts":

The one time MCR's tourbus broke down, the band rode on Bob Bryar's back to get to the venue.

The hair on Bob Bryar's chin is used to make fishing wire and rope.

Bob Bryar brings aborted babies back to life as cats.

Mikey Way broke three toes in an epic battle with what he thought was a brick wall, but was really Bob Bryar's chest.

Bob Bryar's brain was damaged when he thought he had made a mistake.

A woman once broke Bob Bryar's heart. He broke her soul.

Bob Bryar once made an entire sound system out his beard.

Bob Bryar once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Bob Bryar secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Bob Bryar plays Russian Roulette with a fully loaded Revolver and wins.

When Bob Bryar does push-ups, he does not push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

Bob Bryar bought 6000 copies of K-Fed's record and melted them down into an orphanage for K-fed's children to live in.

The Titanic actually struck Bob Bryar while he was swimming.

Bob Bryar is what Willis is talking about.

Bob Bryar has only been able to shave once. Then the government took his Napalm away.

Bob Bryar does not trim his beard by cutting it, but by snapping it.

Bob Bryar knows where the Holy Grail is.

The real fountain of Youth is actually Bob Bryar's mouth. That's why everyone wants to make out with him.

Bob Bryar has adopted twice as many babies as Angelina Jolie. He made them grow to adulthood instantly by poking them in the stomach and giving them jobs as roadies. As long as Angelina Jolie keeps adopting babies, MCR will never run out of roadies.

It is considered a great accomplishment to travel down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Bob Bryar traveled up Niagara falls in a cardboard box.

Mikey Way "Facts:"

Mikey Way made his wife out of his own sweat, blood, tears, and a dead fairie.

Once, Mikey Way's glasses broke. So Mikey Way got lasik because Mikey Way does not tolerate failure.

There are actually eight wonders of the world. Mikey Way accounts for four of them.

Mikey Way does not need to eat. He is sustained by coffee and medication. He only eats to occasionally be cool.

The reason Mikey Way was not electrocuted when he took the heater into the shower is because Mikey Way absorbs all electricity. He uses it to power his Ipod.

Jesus turned water into wine. Mikey Way turned it into a Starbucks Mocha Latte.

All of Mikey Way's cats were originally rabid fangirls who spammed his wife with hate mail. He turned them into cats with his magic.

Mikey Way started wearing tight jeans so that every time somebody would give him a wedgie, their hand would get stuck.

Every fattening thing Mikey Way eats goes straight to Buddha's ass.

When Mikey Way enters a room, he does not turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.

Mikey Way moved to Brooklyn because his presence wards off all gang crime in a ten mile radius. That is why his brother keeps him on a keychain.

When Mikey Way got Lasik, three hundred blind children immediately were able to see.

Mikey Way actually proved the theory that there is less violence in the world when people are using hula-hoops by strangling 600 terrorists with hula hoops.

When Mikey Way said there was quite a lot of metal in his belt buckle, he was not lying. His belt buckle plays Poison and Iron Maiden records when you give it a nickel.

Mikey Way knows what happened to Ritchie Edwards.

When Ashlee Simpson told Mikey Way that she had MCR's CD, Mikey Way gave her Pete Wentz in exchange for never going near his band again.

Mikey Way has been down with kickball since the third grade. Except in his case, he meant that whenever someone kicked him in the balls, their foot got hurt and he was fine. Because Mikey Way has brass balls.

Brett Favre can throw a football over fifty yards. He can throw Mikey Way even further.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Mikey Way during sex because they are doing the same thing.

Dick Cheney's last heart attack was caused by the shock of seeing a picture of Mikey Way lifting something.

Mikey Way has read every book every sold by Barnes & Noble.

Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Gerard Way showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Mystic elf throwing knives and kicking some Roman ass. Gerard Way was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontius Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Gerard Way run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood".

You are what you eat. That is why Gerard Way's diet consists entirely of black magic, eyeliner, David Bowie's old costumes, and the testicles of pissed off indie-kids

Sergio Pizzorno once tried to give Gerard Way the finger. That's why he can't play guitar. Tom Meighan once tried to talk shit about MCR. And that's why he can't sing.

The reason Kasabian suck is not because of how bad their music is, but because of what they will be doing to Gerard Way's cock once they finish up kissing the Gallagher Brothers' asses.

After his brother killed all the dragons, Mikey Way brought them back to life. Upon their revival, Mikey Way looked at him without his glasses on for the first time. Then the dragons shat themselves and then shot themselves.

If you laid all of Mikey Way's hula-hoops out from end to end, he would turn you into a cat.

Mikey Way once asked George Lucas for Darth Vadar;s original helmet, but Lucas would not give it to him. So Mikey Way invented a time machine, went back a long long time ago, to that galxy far far away, and beat the shit out of Darth Vadar and took his helmet.

Frank Iero's Full name is Frank Anthony Iero. That name is an anagram for his creto: "Not in a Horny Freak." Hey.. Ever seen him in one?

Frank Iero was the tallest kid in Bilbo Baggins High School class of 1998

Travis Barker once tried to say his tattoos were better than Frank Iero's. That's why he ended up playing drums on the new Avril Lavigne record.

Ray Toro's full name is Ray Manuel Toro-Oriz, which is an anagram for "Try a mineral zoo tour." No one knows why. The reason is buried along with all the other lost secrets of the afro.

Bob Bryar once accidentally used the wrong detergent when washing his band uniform, so it faded. So he sucked all of the black out of Michael Jackson to return them to their proper shade.

When Bob Bryar was circumsized his foreskin was not disposed of. Instead it was raised as a normal child, and it grew to love the game of football. Today we know Bob Bryar's foreskin as Payton Manning.

When Bob Bryar admitted he liked the new Christina Aguilera record, it inspired Britney Spears to give K-Fed those walking papers.

*dies laughing*

I've read in some youtube comments that this funny interview here below is actually a real funny interview. Is it true? If it is, I'd really wanna see it. REALLY. So please, if you know where I (or even the other MCR fans) can watch this, PLEASE(!). Tell me. Comment me, message me or something like that. Just please, tell me!

-Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?
Gerard: Go for it
Frank: Shoot
-Skittles or M&M’s?
Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!
Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.
Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.
Ray: Dude no way M&M's are way better
Frank: But they all taste the same!! Put some variety in your life man!!
Bob: Gummy bears
Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices
Bob: ...oh well it is now.
-Just so you know I didn't come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?
Frank: Are there any alternate answers?
Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.
Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.
Gerard: Cows smell like shit.
Frank: How about neither
Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two
Frank: WHAT!!!! THAT'S PLAIN WRONG!!!
Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-
Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!
-So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?
Ray: Don't even get me started the list could go on for hours.
Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.
Frank: We've all had our days.
Gerard: you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.
-I always thought it was sandwich
Gerard: When I was little I would say samich and it just kind of stuck.
Bob: tell Them what we did to the sandwich!!!
Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!
Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was a Mikey's cum and tuna samich. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.
Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped my in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.
-What was so creepy about it?
Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.
Ray: those guys were so cool!
Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and he was shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.
-Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?
Gerard: well we've had a few incidents with a Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.
Frank: don't go walking under ladders.
-Okay new subject. Boxers, briefs, man thong or commando.
Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)
Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!
Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Ray: boxers for me thanks
Bob: No comment

Mikey: AHHH he's commando aren't you?
Bob: like I said no comment.
Gerard: GROSS!!!!! I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!
-Ok,, so what do you really do in the shower?
Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.
Mikey: Ewwwww
Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before
Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!
Gerard: Dont deny it!
Mikey: Shut up back to the question.
Gerard: That is part of the question.
Frank: You guys are fucked up.
Ray: Hey Mikey, don't you take toasters in the bath?
Gerard: YES he does!
Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!
Frank: Your are such a dumbass!
- Okay…this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your bands mates in a sexual way? If so, who?
Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just, there was this one pair of pants Gerard had that really showed off his ass and uh...package.
Gerard: Yeah everyone knows I'm sexy.
-Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert
Gerard: Okay, I haven't fucked him, haven't sucked him or vice-versa. Well i nearly did, but I have seen him naked.
Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.
Mikey: Wussies can't handle the sex talk
Gerard: You're one to be talking.
Mikey: FUCK YOU!
Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!
Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!
Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!
Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!
-Okay, on behalf of MTV America, we’d like to thank you, My Chemical Romance, and good luck in the future.
Frank: and On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself, WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!
Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!
Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!!

We live Life On The Murder Scene but its all just a Black Parade, and when I Bring You My Bullets; You Better Bring Me Your Love so I don't have to give you Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge

92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing
wasn't cool!! ~Put this is your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically instead.~

The Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romance
1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.

The Ten Commandments of the Black Parade
1.Thou shalt except death as it comes
2.Thou shalt sing and march without question
3.Thou shalt face fear and regret
4.thou shalt let go of thy dreams
5.Thou shalt give blood
6.Thou shalt fear thy sins
7.Thou shalt protect thy brothers in arms
8.Thou shalt darken thy clothes
9.Thou shalt not walk this world alone
10.THOU SHALT CARRY ON!!!

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE

*Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
*Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
*The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
*Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
*Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
*The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it’s soaked with tears and blood.
*The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
*Gerard Way sleeps with a night-light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
*Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
*A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
*Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
*Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
*Mikey Way can speak braille.
*Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
*Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
*If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
*Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
*Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
*Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
*The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
*Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
*When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
*Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
*Mikey Way is like a Tsunami; if you can see him coming it's already too late.
*Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff marshmallow man.
*Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
*When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
*Frank Iero ordered a Big Mac from Burger King...And Got one.
*Guns don't kill people, Mikey Way kills people.
*Gerard Way doesn't sleep, he waits.
*There is no chin under Bob Bryar's beard, only a third fist.
*When the boogeyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for Ray Toro
*There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Frank Ireo has allowed to live.
*Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Mikey Way.
*When Gerard Way does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
*Bob Bryar is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
*Ray Toro’s hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
*Frank Iero doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
*Mikey Way gave Mona Lisa that smile.
*Gerard Way does not get frostbite. Gerard Way bites frost.
*Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Bobtatorship.
*Ray Toro once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
*When Frank Iero falls in water, Frank Iero doesn't get wet. Water gets Frank Iero.
*Mikey Way's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
*When Gerard Way has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women
*Bob Bryar doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
*Ray Toro CAN believe it's not butter.
*A picture is worth a thousand words. A Frank Iero is worth 1 billion words.
*Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Mikey Way calls this "a slow Tuesday."

The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero
1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are in Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun

The Ten Commandments of Gerard Way
1. Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2. Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3. Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4. Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5. Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6. Thou shall strike violent poses
7. Thou shall stay out of the light
8. Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9. Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10. Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living

The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way
1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters

The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar
1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal

The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro
1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well (I never even knew he wore them)
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro

This is for all the kids who doodle MCR lyrics instead of paying attention in class.

This is for all the kids who listened to 'I'm Not Okay' on repeat because it made them feel like they weren't alone.

This is for all the kids who have seen 'Life On The Murder Scene' twenty bajillion times.

This is for all the kids who bought 'The Black Parade' the second it came out and clung to it like a security blanket for a month.

This is for all the kids who love Gerard, no matter what color his hair is.

This is for all the kids think Mikey is awesome, with or without glasses.

This is for all the kids who wish they could play guitar like Frank.

This is for all the kids were worried about Bob when he burnt his leg.

This is for all the kids who secretly fantasize about playing with Ray's hair.

This is for all the kids who know that as long as there is a My Chemical Romance, they will never be alone.

This is for all the kids who love My Chemical Romance with all their hearts.

This is for all the kids who wear their t-shirts not just to look cool, but to promote them too.

This is for all the kids who saved up their allowance for months, babysat, and mowed lawns to go to their concert and sing every word.

This is for all the kids who were never okay.

This is for the MCRmy.

We've fired the bullets, and felt the revenge.
We are lacking the romance.
We've faced the bullies, and we gave 'em hell,
Then hung 'em high.
We've marched down Cemetery Drive
& we are now prepared to march in The Black Parade.
No one loves us, so we don't love you,
and these are our Famous Last Words.

Here's to the kids who were never okay,
who brought their bullets in return for your love.
To the kids who live life on the murder scene, seeking revenge on those who wronged them.
To the kids who lost their fear of falling,
who refuse to drink to show their support for Gerard's decision.
Here's to the kids who sign their name xoxo, fuck sincerely.
The kids who love demolition style, who would end their days in a hail of bullets for thy lover. Here's to the kids who will spend their nights dreaming of what life would be like if they were G. F. R. B. or M. instead of partying with others.
Here's to the kids who play with action figures instead of doing homework.
Here's to the kids who mourned over the loss of Mikey's glasses,
here's to the kids who put bars and X's over their eyes to be just like their heroes.
Here's to the kids who scream fuck you to anyone who starts shit with them.
Here's to the kids who believe they're vampires, just like the MCR boys.
Here's to the kids who were welcomed to the black parade.
Here's to the kids who are not afraid to keep on living or walk this world alone.
To the kids who could've been a better son.
Here's to the kids who raise their glasses high for tomorrow we die, and we all go to hell.
Here's to the kids who put sister to sleep, who set ferris wheels ablaze.
To the kids who take pills that counteract the booze they drink.
Here's to the kids with poison and pills.
To the kids who Fire At Will.
Here's to the kids who loved pansy, and all its glory.
To the kids who cried at the sight of Robert Bryar burning on the set of FLW.
Here's to every soldier, vampire, and parader, to every Fan.
Here's to each and every one of you My Chemical Romance fans.
Your dedication is what makes the world go round.

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the following that you're about to read is effin' awesome! Just like MCR! AWESOME!

You MIGHT be SLIGHTLY obsessed with My Chemical Romance if...
1. ...hearing any of the following noises immediately perks your interest: static, a heart monitor, or faint explosions.
2. ...someone says, "No fucking way!" and the first thing you think it, "Aw, that sucks; he's still on his honeymoon too!"
3. ...you boycott Aqua Teen Hunger Force because there is NO WAY it is better than The Breakfast Monkey.
4. ...you know which member of the band makes Bob Bryar's heart burn.
5. ...you really DO know what they do to guys like them in prison.
6. ...you, too, were killing before killing was cool.
7. ...you know that homophobia is gay and that Frank Iero is "a monster".
8. ...you raise your hand in history class when the teacher is talking about the astroid that killed the dinosaurs and say, "Ah, but that fucking astroid missed the Torosaurus!"
9. ...you know that pears really ARE good organic.
10. ...thanks to that one fan letter session, you know the meaning of the phrase "haute couture."
11. ...you have begun at least one conversation with, "What's the worst that I could say?"
12. ...you have ended at least one conversation with, "So long and goodnight."
13. ...after the release of The Black Parade, you began referring to you mother as either "Mama" or "Mother War" whenever you got mad at her.
14. ...you know that there are teenagers, and then there is "Teenagers."
15. ...you still mourn the death of Pansy.
16. ...you can make the connection between the phrase "back in black" and Gerard Way's hair.
17. ...you keep an eye out for a certain bum everytime you go to San Francisco.
18. ...you find it extremely ironic that the guys used to be baffled as to why so many people thought they were vampires, but you read the warning against illegal copying on the first CD.
19. ...you can make the connection between the letters "NJ" and the inside of the lower lip.
20. ...you support Bob Bryar's solo project.
21. ...you crossed out "Halloween" on your calendar and replaced it with "Frank Iero's Birthday."
22. ...you crossed out "New Year's Eve" on your calendar and replaced it with "Bob Bryar's Birthday."
23. ...you look out your window on a rainy day, see all the people with umbrellas, and think, "Wow, the Academy is really growing!"
24. ...you have unleashed the fucking bats.
25. ...you find it extremely funny that a certain guitarist who cannot swim totally rocks at the song "Drowning Lessons."
26. ...when you heard Gerard got engaged, you thought to yourself, "Huh, I guess he DID go off to "find another Way."
27. ...when someone asks you how you are feeling when you are sad, you respond, "I'm not okay."
28. ...you have taken duct tape and a sharpie to your street sign and changed the street name to Cemetery Drive.
29. ...someone offers to tell you a riddle and you ask, "That depends...is it that riddle of revenge?"
30. ...there is only one saint that you worship, and that is the Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights.
31. ...when you are sick of your face, you are allowed to be sick of your face, cuz it's your fucking face.
32. ...you hear the word "bunny" and think of a cat.
33. ..."Traitors!"...
34. ...you actually KNOW how to pronounce Frank Iero's last name ("eye-ear-oh".)
35. ...when breaking up with someone, you have used the line, "Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us."
36. ...when someone breaks up with YOU, you have shouted after them, "You didn't even have the guts to say, 'I don't love you like I loved you yesterday,' you bastard!"
37. ...someone mentions angels and you think, "Headfirst for halos!"
38. ...you wonder why the anthem didn't explain it, anyway.
39. ...you have done or died.
40. ...everytime you are faced with a difficult descision, you think to yourself, "Could I? Should I?"
41. ...you know that celebrities die by threes.
42. ...you know that dead cartoon people are not the only ones who can have X's over their eyes.
43. ...you don't keep any garlic or a crucifix around because you know that vampires will never hurt you.
44. ...everytime you play cards, you remove the "wild-eyed jokers" from the deck.
45. ...you can go skydiving because you lost your "fear of falling."
46. ...you hear anything that relates to William Shakespeare, and the first words in your head are "Juliet loves the beat and the lust it commands..."
47. ...any guy ever comes up and asks for a tit show and you spit in his face and yell, "FUCK. YOU!"
48. ...you hear the beginning of an MCR song on the radio and think, "Oh baby here comes the sound!"
49. ...after The Black Parade came out, you changed your zodiac sign to Cancer.
50. ...that sound of the drumsticks clicking at the end of "Teenagers" is the TRUE end of the song.
51. ...all you are is bullets.
52. ...you have walked into a candy store and said, "Gimme all your poison!"
53. ...if the employee at the above candy store complied, you responded with, "Thank you for the venom!"
54. ...you won't go down by yourself, but you'll go down with your friends.
55. ...your weapon of choice is a croquet mallet.
56. ...you still can't look at orange crayons without blushing.
57. ...you have refused to swim in a pool because the lifeguard was "dressed in red and blue"...
58. ...you know the difference between immortality and never dying.
59. ...someone says, "NOW!" and you instinctively respond with, "But I can't!"
60. ...for prom, you went up to your friends/date and asked, "Now don't I look pretty walkin' down the street in the best damn dress I own?!"
61. ...you aspire to own a Benz someday for the sole purpose of driving ninety past the Barbies and Kens.
62. ...someone proposes marriage to you, and you look them in the eye and ask, "If you marry me, would you bury me? Would you carry me to the end?"
63. ...everytime you see a flock of doves, you instinctively look for a bullet.
64. ...you've looked in the mirror and not liked what you saw.
65. ...someone asks you how you'd feel if you met MCR, and you respond with, "Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish..."
66. ...you have wondered what would happen if Little Red Ridinghood heard about track 7 on TBP...
67. ...you work in a densely-packed office building and have had "Cubicles" on repeat for an hour or more.
68. ...when you're in over your head, you have said, "Heaven help us!"
69. ...someone near you starts smoking, and you play "Cancer" pointedly in their direction.
70. ...every single time you are in an elevator, you immediately check to see if it "only goes up to ten."
71. ...you get pissed off at your boyfriend and tell your friends, "He's not around, he's always looking at men."
72. ...you wonder if Gerard singing "Way down" in "Cemetery Drive" has anything to do with the fact that his brother, Mikey, "died" in the video for "The Ghost of You."
73. ...when you're running late for something and your mom or dad says, "We have got to go!" you echo them out of habit and maybe even wave a lighter for dramatic effect.
74. ...any story beginning with "Long ago" immediately causes you to think, "just like the hearse. You. Died to get in again..."
75. ...you do not "light" matches; you "strike" them.
76. ...someone says they'll give you anything, and you say, "Fine, how about a thousand bodies piled up?"
77. ...you adore every inch of sanity.
78. ...you don't just stand, you stand up fucking tall!
79. ...you have given out invitations for some event, and you have written on them "Now come one, come all to this tragic affair..."
80. ...screw skinny jeans; what's in is despair!
81. ...you refer to what you get out of those annoying little prize machines that rarely ever hang onto the stuffed animals inside of them as "the winnings."
82. ...the only "Rmy" you're ever joining has an "MC" in front of it,
thankyouverymuch.
83. ...you own Bob Bryar's Book of Cats.
84. ...you know that Skeleton Crew does not, repeat, not refer to the undead seadogs of "Pirates of the Caribbean".
85. ...you use "MCR Speak" to mess with people's minds (ex. "Yeah, ever since the breakup, Revenge-5. Seriously, you'd think my ex could've said Parade-6 before he left me for that bitch. Fuck Bullets-1!" in which "Revenge-5" translates to "I'm not okay" and "Parade-6" translates to "I don't love you," and "Bullets-1" translates to "romance".)
86. ...in the spirit of the above, your copy of "Life on the Murder Scene" is Parade-2 from so many viewings.
87. ...when going to meet Ray Toro, you wear a t-shirt with a picture of a cupcake and the words "We Will Always Remember."
88. ...you name your guitars.
89. ...you have Lasik surgery, then announce a funeral time and date for your old glasses.
90. ...you do not aspire to be famous; you aspire to be Ghostbuster famous.
91. ...every time you avenge yourself, you cheer three times.
92. ...they are Your Chemical Romance.
93. ...you're an animal that never paid attention in school.
94. ...you are not afraid to walk this world alone.
95. ...you know that certain guitarists should not balance on top of certain drumsets during certain live tv shows.
96. ...you rock out just for the dead.
97. ...when your significant other calls, you answer with "Hello, angel, tell me where are you?"
98. ...you only take trains out of New Orleans.
99. ...you are a certified "bunk-diver."
100. ...you know what a bed of roses and a gun have in common.
101. ...you know that the end is only the beginning. Then there's "DEAD!", "This is How I Disappear," "The Sharpest Lives,"...

? If You Ever Felt Alone ?
? If You Ever Felt Rejected ?
? If You Ever Felt Confused ?
? If You Ever Felt Anxious ?
? If You Ever Felt Wrong ?
? If You Ever Felt Wronged ?
? If You Ever Felt Unclean ?
? If You Ever Felt Angry ?
? If You Ever Felt Ashamed ?
? If You Ever Felt Curious ?
? If You Ever Felt Used ?

? Be Prepared To Feel Revenge ?
? Feel The Romance ?

? My Brutal Romance ?
? My Beautiful Romance ?
? My Innocent Romance ?
? My Childish Romance ?
? My Miserable Romance ?
? My X-Rated Romance ?
? My Chemical Romance ?

DO THIS! IT'S FUN! XD

GERARD:
( ) You're born in April
( ) You've been addicted to alcohol and/or drugs
( ) You're a born leader
( ) You love drawing and you do it well
( ) You love singing
(x) You don't take sh** from anyone
( ) You're afraid of needles
( ) You call your friends with their last names instead of their names
(x) You've got siblings and you love them
( ) You're the oldest child
Total: 2

RAY:
( ) You're born in July
( ) You play the guitar
( ) You've got a scar on your head
( ) You can't swim
( ) You've got a FRO!!!
( ) You're 6'1"
(x) You're shy
( ) You wear contact lenses
( ) You're called mastermind or the quiet geneius
(x) People do/used to laugh at You
Total: 2

MIKEY:
( ) You're born in September
( ) You play bass
( ) You've got asthma
( ) You're near-sightened
( ) You wear glasses
( ) You feel an urge to stick a fork into a toaster
(x) You're seen as the lil kid/brother/sister of your family or mates
(x) You're the youngest sibling
( ) You're the skinniest in your group of friends
( ) You've put a heater IN the shower
Total: 2

FRANK:
( ) You're born in October
( ) You're the hyperest of your group
( ) You rattle on your guitar
( ) You're short
( ) You love tattoos AND piercing
( ) You're younger than all your friends
(x) You think homophobia is gay
( )You mess with your friend's head
( ) You are seen as immature
( )You always have a pair of fingerless gloves on.
Total: 1

BOB:
( ) You're born in December
(x) You don't talk much
( ) You're born in a different part of the country, according to your friends
(x) You hate people filming you
( ) You prefer cats to dogs
(x) You play drums
(x) One of your friends messes with your head
(x) You are constantly irritated with one of your friends (but I love 'em anyway)
( ) You're scary when serious
(x) You zone out a lot
Total: 6

Ha! I'm mostly Bob! ~?
nice.

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