JAILBREAK

my name is emily and i was once a microscopic white squirmy thing in some jizz.
when you look at it that way, i've achieved a lot.

my words aren't wise but i'll preach to you anyway.

originality is dead. you can never be the first, so if you want to be recognised you have to be the best. if you can't be the best, be the worst - you'll still get famous only nobody will care.

there are six point seven billion people on this planet and they all breathe the same way.
think you're special? think again.

i'm just a fifteen-year-old cynic who's forgetting how to dream.

i'd rather be a slut than what i am now. i'd rather be hated for being wanted than hated for not being so.

my laptop is my heart and my ears are my soul. my headphones are my spinal cord and without them i collapse.

i'm nothing special but that doesn't mean you don't want to know me. i have my uses and if you play your cards right, you might come out of this with a win.
but you need to know when to quit. i can be dangerous and you might just lose everything you've won.

i'm insensitive and i don't know how to think before i speak. i'll make you cry without thinking twice and nine times out of ten i don't really care because what i said was probably true.
if i do care about you and i feel like i've hurt you, you'll know.

when i get worried i vomit. if my friends are upset i'll be sick.

i live in melbourne and i think it's the best place in the world. apart from all the underworld killin's and shitty balls of wool everywhere. ;]

i was born with a broken heart and i never know what to say. i blog but it never makes any sense. i write talentless words on paper destined for failure. i'll always listen if you need me, but don't expect me to be able to help. i want a lover who won't drive me crazy. i'm needy and horrid.

i identify more with words than pictures.

i am a self-diagnosed pyromaniac. this means i do not actually have pyromania.
but if you knew what i do at night you'd be scared.

you fuck with my friends i'll fuck with your face.
oh lulz i won't actually do that but everyone has it on their profiles.
individuality is overrated. i'm just another number on the census data.

green day mean the world to me, and that will never change. blink-182 are the light in the dark that you passed a mile back, and the living end are the hope you didn't know you had.

half of my heroes are dead and most of them did it themselves.
may 18th is a holy day and don't you fucking forget it.

the chaser's war on everything lights up my life.

i'm not interesting but i'm good for a laugh.

my name is emily and i don't know what i am.