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Scottie

Scottie
Name
Scottie the Hamster
Age
13
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
February 25th, 2008

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It was time for a makeover...

mood: ...Boredish.
currently: on, for once!
hair color: blonde
t-shirt color: black
craving: nothing
listening 2: Broken Heart- Motion City Soundtrack
thinking: Uh. My mind left... I'll get back to you when I find it!!!!


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Friends or enemies: blueyeliner101

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This is a really good band! LISTEN! =D

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.!

3. Every Time Someone Asks You ToDo Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'

7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9.Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because Youhave a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Run Down The Street In Your Underwear Screaming "The Mailman Stole my Pants!" On A Sunday.

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Hi. I'm Scottie. I play the guitar, flute and keyboard. I like music. I hate my dad. My mom died. I have a brother. I have ADD. I like hugs. I hate getting sick. I'm not a whore.