Scottie
- Name
- Scottie the Hamster
- Age
- 13
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- February 25th, 2008
Stories
Short Sweet And To The End
Latest update: Part 2 on September 26th, 20083, 2, 1, IDIOTS!
Latest update: Part 1 on August 22nd, 2008Kiss Me In The Rain
Latest update: Part 2 on June 6th, 2008
Poems
If We Do, And If We Dont (Song?)
August 27th, 2008Trash My Trust And Shoot Me Wile Your At It
June 21st, 2008Wet Cat Fight
May 16th, 2008Sunset Behind a Black Blanket
May 3rd, 2008
Journals
Wow, No Update In Ages, Sorry!
February 13th, 2009Gah! So Tired... Busy Month.
November 8th, 2008Well, I'm Bored Just Wating For My French Teacher...
October 11th, 2008I Am Going To EAT This Printer! (SPAZZ ALERT!)
September 13th, 2008You Were My Best Friend... You're Gone.
August 30th, 2008We Need To Change If We Really Want Changes Here
August 27th, 2008HEY! YOU! YES YOU! Read This. Comment. Now. I Dare You. I Will Give You A Cookie. Please?
August 17th, 2008Just Shoot Me
August 10th, 2008Is Spongebob Gay? I Think So. Band Names Anyone?
August 10th, 2008They Sedated Me! Now I'm Confused. {Edited!}
August 7th, 2008
About
Well well well...
It was time for a makeover...
mood: ...Boredish.
currently: on, for once!
hair color: blonde
t-shirt color: black
craving: nothing
listening 2: Broken Heart- Motion City Soundtrack
thinking: Uh. My mind left... I'll get back to you when I find it!!!!


Contact me:
Friends or enemies: blueyeliner101

This is a really good band! LISTEN! =D
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You ToDo Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9.Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because Youhave a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Run Down The Street In Your Underwear Screaming "The Mailman Stole my Pants!" On A Sunday.
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Hi. I'm Scottie. I play the guitar, flute and keyboard. I like music. I hate my dad. My mom died. I have a brother. I have ADD. I like hugs. I hate getting sick. I'm not a whore.

It was time for a makeover...
mood: ...Boredish.
currently: on, for once!
hair color: blonde
t-shirt color: black
craving: nothing
listening 2: Broken Heart- Motion City Soundtrack
thinking: Uh. My mind left... I'll get back to you when I find it!!!!
Contact me:
Friends or enemies: blueyeliner101

This is a really good band! LISTEN! =D
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice.!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You ToDo Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write 'For Marijuana'
7.Finish All Your sentences with'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9.Skipdown the hall Rather Than Walkand see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because Youhave a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards theParking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity Run Down The Street In Your Underwear Screaming "The Mailman Stole my Pants!" On A Sunday.
___________________________________________________________________________________________
Hi. I'm Scottie. I play the guitar, flute and keyboard. I like music. I hate my dad. My mom died. I have a brother. I have ADD. I like hugs. I hate getting sick. I'm not a whore.

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