Roshambo.
- Name
- HEY, BILLY MAYS HERE
- Age
- 16
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- United States
- Joined date
- March 14th, 2007
slash
Landslide
Latest update: Part 1 on October 18th, 2009Nobody Puts Baby In a Corner
Latest update: Part 1 on September 28th, 2009The Real Thing
Latest update: Part 1 on July 20th, 2009Safe and Sound
Latest update: Part 2 on July 10th, 2009It's Not the Heat, It's the Humanity
Latest update: Part 1 on July 10th, 2009Everlong
Latest update: Part 1 on May 14th, 2009Conversations With My Bathroom Mirror
Latest update: Part 8 on January 29th, 2009Dirty Little Secrets
Latest update: Part 9 on November 14th, 2008Aftermath
Latest update: Part 2 on September 21st, 2008Smile Like You Mean It
Latest update: Part 1 on September 14th, 2008
smut
best friends forever
August 9th, 2008Papercuts and Valentines
February 23rd, 2008breakroom talent.
December 23rd, 2007Smut.
December 18th, 2007Suburban Casuality of the Worst Kind
November 15th, 2007The First Cut's Only As Deep As You Make It
November 8th, 2007Mindless Mess-Up (Our Summer)
May 13th, 2007Complete and Utter Sh!t
April 6th, 2007
secrets
Ohai Baby Hitler
December 20th, 2008Schmoozeday
November 25th, 2008The Blatant Ignorance and Disregard
November 13th, 2008OBAMA IS PRESIDENT.
November 4th, 2008Chirst, I Fail So Hardcore (More Political Shit)
November 4th, 2008DON'T READ THIS, IT'S ABOUT POLITICS
November 2nd, 2008Survey Time (Like "Sexy Time" Only Nerdier)
October 6th, 2008FAT LITTLE ITALIAN MAN
September 21st, 2008Dear Green Day,
August 29th, 2008Are You Afraid of the Dark?...Yes, I Am, Actually.
August 27th, 2008
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Friends
Cherry Road
memoryphaseSo, there's this kid...
I'm Here, I'm Real--Thanks For Noticing.
i ain't no heartbreaker
honey, i'm just a
jawbreaker.
I wake up. Go to school. Deal with people. Read. Fight with my family. Go to the mall. Get fat. Google crime scene photos. Hate my friends. Love my friends. Read. Draw/paint crap that I work forever on and end up hating. Daydream. Watch videos of band interviews/cats on youtube. Get my period. Write bad fanfiction. Read bad fanfiction. And it sucks.
But I love it all.
So long as I get chocolate.
[rockpaperscissors]
"I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me?"
Previously known as TheKidInTheBack and Jawbreaker.
Oh, hello. I am MichelleMitchChimmiRoshamboJesus. And I'm awesome.
But I digress.
I like getting lost in my own thoughts. A lot.
Booze and drugs don't impress me.
I'm straight. I'm just really bad at it.
I like to consider myself a transgender fan. I was born with the body of a fangirl, but on the inside my true self is a pure fanboy.
I make jokes about Jesus, abortion, and ABC Family.
Still here?
"You say pink
I say that's the color of my hair
You say Paris Hilton
I say I've seen her sex tape...no, really. It's not that good.
You say Zac Efron
I say we're lucky to have such a positive influence childrens' lives teaching them to accept gay rights
You say pop
I say poprockrappunkmetalhardcorealternativebluesjazzr&bcountrytechnoFUCKINGEVERYTHING
You say Jonas Brothers
I say...no. No. It's too easy.
You say I'm weird
I say yeah, I'd have to agree with you there."
Laughter is probably the greatest sound in existance.
So fucking laugh, already.
"...D-U-M-B, everyone's accusing me..."
I am not afraid of the color pink.
If I hate you it's because you're most likely an asshole. If I love you it's most likely because you're a funny asshole.
Next question.
"music is brandy for the damned"
"OMG, Michelle's like the coolest bitch to ever walk the face of the Earth!"
~Jesus
I love watching LAW AND ORDER; SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT.
I'm worried what that says about me as a person.
Chances are if I'm talking to you, it's not about Pandas.
I like what I like and I hate what I hate and if you've got a problem with any of it then you can just go fuck yourself.
I cry at Pixar movies.
My entire existance summed up in one picture:
I'm convinced that Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance is gay. Sometimes I just want to slap him across the face and scream, "YOU LOVE COCK, ALRIGHT?! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS!" Seriously--he's like an edgy Clay Aiken. It's called artificial insemenation, people.
The statement above is about Gerard and cock, if you're really that curious...
I'm in no hurry to grow up.
"...The words I really want to say I can't define..."
~Ro
~The ELEVEN Commandments of Roshambo.
I. Thou shall read more than any normal person should
II. Thou shall get rid of soul to make room for sarcasm
III. Thou shall completely bullshit their way through life
IV. Thou shall sing when it is appropriate
V. Though shall sing even louder when it is not
VI. Thou shall mock those in dire need of being mocked
VII. Thou shall constantly quote the Girls of Gilmore
VIII. Thou shall write and read the Slash religiously
IX. Though shall forever question why they took Hey Arnold off the air
X. Thou shall bring the MMMBop back
XI. Thou shall be a Loser and love every second of it~
"...don't let go, you've got the music in you..."
I slash.
Even if penises are ugly.
Escapism pretty much rules.
MY BLOG, IN WHICH I TALK A LOT ABOUT RAIN AND HUGH JACKMAN.
*nerdgasm*
"Dear Die-ary,
There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now...but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."
~Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
"...It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it..."
"...And I feel fine."
To the man who was always golden, I'll remember you forever.
i ain't no heartbreaker
honey, i'm just a
jawbreaker.
I wake up. Go to school. Deal with people. Read. Fight with my family. Go to the mall. Get fat. Google crime scene photos. Hate my friends. Love my friends. Read. Draw/paint crap that I work forever on and end up hating. Daydream. Watch videos of band interviews/cats on youtube. Get my period. Write bad fanfiction. Read bad fanfiction. And it sucks.
But I love it all.
So long as I get chocolate.
[rockpaperscissors]
"I'm a loser, baby. So why don't you kill me?"
Previously known as TheKidInTheBack and Jawbreaker.
Oh, hello. I am MichelleMitchChimmiRoshamboJesus. And I'm awesome.
But I digress.
I like getting lost in my own thoughts. A lot.
Booze and drugs don't impress me.
I'm straight. I'm just really bad at it.
I like to consider myself a transgender fan. I was born with the body of a fangirl, but on the inside my true self is a pure fanboy.
I make jokes about Jesus, abortion, and ABC Family.
Still here?
"You say pink
I say that's the color of my hair
You say Paris Hilton
I say I've seen her sex tape...no, really. It's not that good.
You say Zac Efron
I say we're lucky to have such a positive influence childrens' lives teaching them to accept gay rights
You say pop
I say poprockrappunkmetalhardcorealternativebluesjazzr&bcountrytechnoFUCKINGEVERYTHING
You say Jonas Brothers
I say...no. No. It's too easy.
You say I'm weird
I say yeah, I'd have to agree with you there."
Laughter is probably the greatest sound in existance.
So fucking laugh, already.
"...D-U-M-B, everyone's accusing me..."
I am not afraid of the color pink.
If I hate you it's because you're most likely an asshole. If I love you it's most likely because you're a funny asshole.
Next question.
"music is brandy for the damned"
"OMG, Michelle's like the coolest bitch to ever walk the face of the Earth!"
~Jesus
I love watching LAW AND ORDER; SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT.
I'm worried what that says about me as a person.
Chances are if I'm talking to you, it's not about Pandas.
I like what I like and I hate what I hate and if you've got a problem with any of it then you can just go fuck yourself.
I cry at Pixar movies.
My entire existance summed up in one picture:
I'm convinced that Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance is gay. Sometimes I just want to slap him across the face and scream, "YOU LOVE COCK, ALRIGHT?! EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS!" Seriously--he's like an edgy Clay Aiken. It's called artificial insemenation, people.
The statement above is about Gerard and cock, if you're really that curious...
I'm in no hurry to grow up.
"...The words I really want to say I can't define..."
~Ro
~The ELEVEN Commandments of Roshambo.
I. Thou shall read more than any normal person should
II. Thou shall get rid of soul to make room for sarcasm
III. Thou shall completely bullshit their way through life
IV. Thou shall sing when it is appropriate
V. Though shall sing even louder when it is not
VI. Thou shall mock those in dire need of being mocked
VII. Thou shall constantly quote the Girls of Gilmore
VIII. Thou shall write and read the Slash religiously
IX. Though shall forever question why they took Hey Arnold off the air
X. Thou shall bring the MMMBop back
XI. Thou shall be a Loser and love every second of it~
"...don't let go, you've got the music in you..."
I slash.
Even if penises are ugly.
Escapism pretty much rules.
MY BLOG, IN WHICH I TALK A LOT ABOUT RAIN AND HUGH JACKMAN.
*nerdgasm*
"Dear Die-ary,
There's nothing terribly wrong with feeling lost, so long as that feeling precedes some plan on your part to actually do something about it. Too often a person grows complacent with their disillusionment, perpetually wearing their "discomfort" like a favorite shirt. I can't say I'm very pleased with where my life is just now...but I can't help but look forward to where it's going."
~Jhonen Vasquez, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
"...It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it..."
"...And I feel fine."
To the man who was always golden, I'll remember you forever.
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