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Azahlea

Azahlea
Name
Azahlea Herthe
Age
15
Gender
Female
Location
My own reality.. cuz urs bites
Joined date
March 9th, 2008

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About


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Lets see:

I'm quite possibly insane... hyperactive, obsessive, weird, my own species. Oh, and future ruler of the universe and all parallel realms, so get used to the idea.

I'm the person you think is insane, schizophrenic, brutally honest, random, rude, and just plain different, and I am, so you can either except me or shut the fuck up and get lost. I'm Bisexual. Deal with it. I hate homophobes and labels, and you do not want to see me pissed off... ask any of my friends. I like almost any music, except for rap and country. Sorry, but rap is just... talking to music, no talent involoved, and country makes me want to kill someone.. sorry... but I love alternative, metal, punk, "emo"...especially Fall Out Boy, Paramore, My Chemical Romance, Korn, Three Days Grace, The Used, I could go on but I won't.

I'm totally in love with anime, mostly Naruto, but I do love Death Note, Yu Yu Hakusho, Ouran High School Host Club, Wolf's Rain,, Elfen Lied, InuYasha, and others.

I also proclaim that Foamy the Squirrel is the Lord and Master, and only second to My Chemical Romance.
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Oh, and I"m Jeffery, the guy who lives in Azahlea's head and actually pays attention in class while she doodles. We talk sometimes, and it really freaks people out, but if they don' t think having a voice in your head is insanely awesome, who gives a damn about them. JEFFERY GET OFF MY PROFILE!

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to sketch people out with my awesomeness.
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But, while I'm gone, enjoy this long list of bands I like:

My Chemical Romance (bet you couldn't guess that)
Breaking Benjamin
Chevelle
Fall Out Boy
Paramore
Jimmy Eat World
The Used
Linkin Park
The Matches
Sugarcult
Cute is What We Aim For
Flow
Good Charolette
Simple Plan
Blink-182
Korn
Plain White T's
All Time Low
Smashing Pumpkins
New Found Glory
The Used
Atreyu
Nightmare
Flyleaf
Jenny Rom
Disturbed
-There are pleanty more, but I'll stop here.-

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And now the The 10 Commandments of MCR
1. Thou shalt not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2. Thou shalt be willing to die for love.
3. Thou shalt seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4. Thou shalt be a demolition lover.
5. Thou shalt unleash the bats.
6. Thou shalt protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7. Thou shalt respect the lord, Gerard.
8. Thou shalt sing the holy hymns of My Chemical Romance.
9. Thou shalt see beauty in bloody love.
10. Thou shalt ROCK HARD!

And yes people, My Chemical Romance is a religion... called Chemicalism

For everyone who’s played ring around the ambulance
For everyone who now calls their Mom “Mama”
For everyone with dreams and hopeless hair
For everyone who has decided not to drink to support Gerard
For everyone who believes that Frerard lives
For everyone who mourns the loss of Mikey’s glasses
For everyone who says “fuck” as much as possible
For everyone who proudly wears fingerless gloves
For everyone made by the sharpest things we say
For everyone who wants to kill the MTV Techie who killed Pansy
For everyone who shall smack those who don’t know who Pansy is
For everyone who wants to live at 69 Gerard/Mikey Way
For everyone who wants to glomp every member of MCR
For everyone who’s not afraid to keep on living
For everyone who knows Mikey is the bands spiritual advisor
For everyone who’ll give them hell and hang ‘em high
For everyone who’s not here to pay a compliment
For everyone who replaces “easy” with “Easy peesy pumpkin peesy, pumpkin pie mother fuckers”
For everyone who supports Bob Bryar’s solo project
For everyone who’ll name a street “Cemetery Drive”
For everyone who seriously sucks at kickball
For everyone who shouts “and goodnight” whenever anyone says “so long”
For everyone who starting singing MCR songs randomly
For everyone who knows Bob is the muscle
For everyone who gets despairing looks due to MCR T-shirts and hoodies
For everyone who wants to poke Ray’s hair
For everyone who freely admits they aren’t ok
For everyone who dreams of being a stage techie for an MCR concert
For everyone who has convinced themselves Jamia and Lynd-Z don’t exist
For everyone who screams like Frank
For everyone who’s young and doesn’t care
For everyone who knows Ray is the man with the plan
For every teenager who scares the shit out of people
For everyone in the Umbrella Academy
For everyone who wishes they could have seen Gerard in green tights
For everyone with glasses who wears them almost falling off their noses
For everyone who knows Mikey came up with the band name
For everyone who wonders why Ray won’t stop itching
For everyone who screams “We shoot mother fuckers like you!” at every opportunity
For everyone who cheered when Gerard got clean and sober
For everyone who owns every MCR song, released or not
For everyone who febreeze’s their clothes instead of washing them
For everyone who chooses coffee as their poison
For everyone who’s anti-rock and roll
For My Chemical Romance, and all their fans

We know the black parade is dead but we'll carry on because no one ever liked you anyway. Vampires Will Never Hurt you because I gave them drowning lessons. So can you put this spike in my heart because I never thought it'd be enough. You know what they do to guys like us in prison so I'm not okay I promise, because they make me do push ups in drag and thats all you had to say. This is the best day ever and ours are the sharpest live, and we can run from the blood on your hands Romeo.

Try to answer these questions only using one band's songs:
Band: MCR


1. Are you male or female?: In the best damn dress I own
2. Describe yourself?: we are young and we don't care, tragic with a capital T
3. How do some people feel about you?: No one ever had muc nice to say, people never liked you anyway
4. How do you feel about yourself?: I'm not okay, i'm not oh-fucking-kay
5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend/interest: but where's your heart?, he's always looking at men
6. Where would you rather be?: sprawled on these cathedrals steps
7. Describe what you are: Your dreams and your hopeless hair
8. Describe how you live: On the murder scene
9. Describe how you love: the run of the crowd that gave me heartache to sing
10. Share a few words of wisdom: We are all a bunch of lairs, i am not afriand to keep on living

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And now for random sayings/quotes/lyrics. I did not make up, nor do I own, any of these by the way.

"Well they're never gonna get me, Like a bullet through a flock of doves"
"All good men are gay, fictional or taken."
"Anime has raised my standards too high for real men"
"It had better be the end of the world if you're waking me up this early"
"Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap."
"I"m not short, I'm fun-sized"
"I'd encourage your smiles I'll expect you won't cry"
"Anime has raised my standars too hig for real men"
"I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy ever minute of it"
"And when it all goes to hell, will you be able to tell?"
"She cut herself on a marsh mellow, that my friend, takes skill"
"Lets get married and go adopt an asian baby"
"I"m good to go, and I'm going nowhere fast"
"And now the red ones make me fly And the blue ones help me fall"
"I'm in the land of the insane... said the girl holding the water melon and pink daisy"
""there's only one man that chuck norris was ever afraid of. and that's edward motherfucking cullen."
"No this is ridiculous! Back to the ghost please!"
"When the asteroid hit earth, it missed the Torosaurus"
"I'm not in denail, I'm just selective about the reality i choose to except"
"We're full of shit and eyeliner"
"i think edward raised the bar for boyfriends ; if you aren't a vampire, don't sparkle in the sunlight, don't own several expensive european sports cars, weren't born in 1901, aren't incredibly pale with bronze hair and golden eyes that change on occasion, and don't have a crooked smile that sends chills through the entire female gender, then you have no hope of getting girls. ever."
"This shit is easy peesy pumpkin peesy pumpkin pie mother fuckers"
"I'm so tiered of looking at my fucking face, but i'm allowed to be tiered of looking at my fucking face because it's MY fucking face"
"Buffy killed Edward"
"Edward Elric killed Hitler"
"i will put kisame in a fish bowl...see how he likes that! *plots dastardly small-fish bowl-cookie-seaweed-razor-blade scheme*"
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DEATH QUOTES

Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the greatest good.

Death--the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening

Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.

Men fear death as children fear to go into the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.

The first breath is the beginning of death.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.

I'm not afraid to die, I just don't to be there when it happens.

Death and life were not
Till man made up the whole
Made lock, stock, and barrel
Out of his bitter soul.

I know death has ten thousand several doors for men to take their exits

Verse, Fame, and Beauty are intense indeed,
But Death intenser - Death is Life's high meed.

Death is the veil which those who live call life:
They sleep, and it is lifted.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome
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