Two Dollar Bill

Billie Joe Armstrong

Dancing Caveman

Angelus.

Wilhelm Fink

Emo Pinata

V. Valo

LucieChaos

Logan! owns you

Stranger In Moscow

confetti boy.

likely lads

Misericordia

Tre Cool

My Future's Looking Good
Futures are confusing things. You can think you know what you want, but have it all change suddenly. Or you can be working towards it, and have it all go to Hell.

It's happened, but I think I've finally got things figured out. I'm finally working towards what I want, and believe me when I say I will get there. I'm happy with where I'm headed, and that's all that matters.

I'm too stubborn to let a few failed attempts get in my way. I have ambition, goals, and dreams, and I intend to achieve every last one of them. The more people doubt me, the more determined I become to prove them wrong. The more I fail, the more I get back up.

I've been waiting a lifetime
For this moment to come
I'm destined for anything at all

I'll Be There For You
You want to know about me? Fine. I'm Fallyn, but I'll use my friends' words to explain it, because they know me the best.


To Know You Is To Hate You
First things first, I have to be honest. There are some bands/artists that are quite popular amongst you lovely Mibbians that I just... can't stand. I'm not listing them to cause arguments, I'm listing them so I don't. It's simply a precaution to warn you ahead of time that if you're touchy on the subject of your favorite band, and it's one of the ones I've listed, it's probably best that we don't discuss them. If you ask me why I don't like said band, I'll tell you... but be forewarned that if my reasons make you angry, that's your own immaturity.

No, I Do NOT Like:
My Chemical Romance
Panic At The Disco
Fall Out Boy
Tokio Hotel
Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana
The Jonas Brothers

So Loving You Must Be Like Suicide
It would, of course, make sense that if there are bands I don't like, that I also have bands that I do. So obviously, it's necessary that I talk about those bands that Ilikelove here:


Green Day: First and foremost, these guys are my favorite band. I never get sick of listening to them. Not only are they amazing musicians, but they're incredible people as well. I absolutely adore how they don't just sing or preach about the issues that they care about or that bother them, but how they actually back it up and try to do something about it. These men are my idols, and I can't wait to hear what they come up with next.


Paramore: Another band I never get sick of. I really like how they're all around my age, so I can relate to alot of the things that they sing about. Alot of people think they're overrated, but I don't agree with that. I truly believe that Hayley's voice is absolutely incredible. It also just seems to me that Paramore is one of those bands that has just stayed completely down to earth. Almost as though if you met them, you could just chill and talk to them like they're a friend, and not some celebrities.


Lily Allen: I really love her 'fuck all' personality. She's one of those artists that just honestly doesn't give a fuck, and I think that's a great thing. Not to mention, her music reflects her personality. It's fun, it's quirky, while still maintaining a sense of wit, and sarcasm. She's the perfect blend, really.


Evanescence: Where to start? How about with Amy Lee's hauntingly beautiful voice with the lyrics to match? Though the band has gone through many changes in the line-up, the quality of their music has stayed consistant.


Britney Spears: Yes, you read that right. I said Britney Spears. She gets alot of shit for everything she does, and I don't think she deserves it in the slightest. You aren't cool just because you make fun of Britney Spears, you're actually a sheep. Her songs are catchy, and I enjoy listening to them.


The Living End: Talented and catchy, these guys are quickly becoming one of my favorite bands. I find myself always having one of their songs stuck in my head, and needing to listen to it. It started out with me hearing one song, downloading it, and then another, and another. Now, I'm trying to go out and build up my TLE album collection.


Christina Aguilera: She's the perfect blend of classy and dirrty. She can do an all out pop song, something with a jazzy 40s vibe, something a bit more edgy and rock, the hip-hop thing. She has this amazing powerhouse voice that just works with whatever she does. She's one of those artists that's able to reinvent herself constantly, and always come out with something fresh.



The Church's motto is "Less Guilt, More Booze." We believe that an evil alien, Penu, put a spell on all humans to make them experience guilt whilst partying. To rid ourselves of this guilt, we aspire to reaching the highest level of intoxication through the ingestion of a substance known as "drink". We believe that, if we consume enough "drink", we will reach an exalted state known as "drunkenness", which, according to those who have reached this level, is next to godliness.
The Church of Lushotology believes you must go through levels or as they call it "tolerance levels" to achieve thise highest plain. There are 13 "tolerance levels" or 13 steps to achieve total "unclear", or "drunkeness."

The controversial Church was established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. Known mainly as the man that introduced Liza Minnelli to the Pet Shop Boys., he was intrigued on how non toxic human beings are. Yes there was pollution and poisonous fast food but to be 100% toxic was the only way to live on this planet. It is a planed filled with toxins and waste, so why not join it? He was lunching with famed artist Patrick Nagel when he ordered a drink. He had no idea what to order because all the liquors looked so yummy and delicious, so he told the bartender to just pour all the liquors into one glass, thus inventing the "Long Island Iced Tea." A drink that found the author, now an inventor and soon to be the pope of his new found Church "Lushotology." It was then in his drunk induced coma that he envisioned his Church and wrote the bestseller "Intoxication is Intoxicating", the Church's bible. In the book it shows that you can be successful and drink at the same time. Although the Church is very controversial it has many famous celebrity members such as Jane Wiedlin of the Go-Go's, Fat Mike from NOFX, Tre Cool of Green Day and of course The Network A high-ranking Lushotologist, Dr. Artful Svengali, was cured from his game legs through the Church's practices. He discovered that when he was completely drunk he had no need for his leg braces! The Church is always seeking new members and you can get information for the e-mail address below.



So you want to be a Lushotologist:

As you know the Network are avid members of the Church of Lushotology and if you were smart will consider our Church. Established in the 1980's by our founder R. Hal Nardubb after a drunken stupor on Long Island Iced Teas he had a vision that changed the lives of many. In his vision (black out) he saw the beginning of the world and also its end. In the beginning the humans were ruled by an evil alien named Penu (pronounced Pee-yoo) that was sober and made the universe not drink of the yummy booze that was readily available. He was overthrown by the people who made Doozebots (who are seen in the network video Joe Robot). These brave robots poisoned the pesky alien and imprisoned Penu in a volcano of farty gasses. But before he was captured he put a booze guilt spell on the masses and made them feel guilty to "party." The Lushotologist creed is to free the people of any guilt from having fun. All religions and cults are our enemies. No one should pay money to join a Church, except for our small 10 dollar fee which includes a T-shirt and a lifetime membership, and a Lushotology Bible (okay so we are hypocrites). There is no reason to pay for salvation. Don't be duped, join us. Just ask many members such as Fat Mike, Jane Wiedlin, the Network, and Liza Minneli, Lushotology is the way to go. Be free, have fun, and party.

So are you ready for the plunge? To go on with your life without that pesky guilt? Well it is time to turn in your chips and to join us. For only ten dollars you get a lifetime membership and a T-shirt. Life is too short and it completely ends after we leave this planet so let's have fun.
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