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Human Eater.

Human Eater.
Name
Sam.
Age
16
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
March 23rd, 2008

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About

'sup playas!?

I'm baaaaack! So - suck it.

I'm Samm. I'm one of those people who never shut the fuck up. My favorite parts about my house are my comfy chair and couch. Algebra II is horrid and I dislike what our school serves for lunch everyday. I'm tall and skinny. Like, my bones pop out, it's kinda creepy. x] My favorite color is green, my favorite nail polish color is red, and my favorite car color is metallic silver. I don't actually eat humans, but sometimes, they get so annoying I just wanna fry 'em up or put 'em in a blender. I like music, reading, and writing. I'm an extremely good liar, which also means I'm an actress. Woo!

Aaron: M-A-Y-O spells horse radish.
Me: B-E-E-R SPELLS WHISKEY!
Aaron: No it doesn't, it spells alcohol! Stupid!

What do you do when the mosquito molests you?
-Mr. Del Toro.

Levi: I went on Wikipedia and searched George Bush and all that came up was "George Bush is a cracker."
Mr. Beebe: I wasn't prepared for that...

Aaron: I was watching this really weird porn yesterday; a fat guy walking on bread.
Me: Was he naked?

Contacting Sam The Man Thug:
Myspasm: http://www.myspace.com/awkwardfriend
Facebizzle: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=logo#/profile.php?id=548485030&ref=profile

TWLOHA.