Reden_Kaulitz

OH MEIN GOTT! IM PROUD TO SAY THAT I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST 1000 PEOPLE TO WATCH THE AUTOMATIC VIDEO!!!
Hallo :)
I don't really care for the random scheiße about me thats supposed to be posted here, so I'll just put story information here. If you wanna know more about me, just message me :D
Oh, and don't forget to bring me Bill Kaultiz wrapped up on December 19th. XD

Constant Noise: Active
Lovers: Tom Kaulitz and OFC
Pen And Paper: Active
Lovers: Bill Kaulitz and Special Guest
Photography's Picture Perfect: Active
Lovers: Bill Kaulitz and OFC
Seventeen Forever: Hiatus
Lovers: Bill Kaulitz and OFC
Loving You: Hiatus
Lovers: Bill Kaulitz and OFC
Instant Messages: Hiatus
Lovers: Bill Kaulitz/ OFC, Georg Listing/ Special Guest

Annoying things to do on the elevator:
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.