Barbie_Girl

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there is no fucking way that paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immoble? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when someone claims to have beaten me with thier paper, I can punch them with my alread clenched fist andsay, "Oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."








Hi i am Alex, a nerd, freak and weird person, if you cant deal with that, get off my page... If you can, great 4 you! Please read my poems.(please) you dont even have to read all of them, only like 99.99%


I Love:
Randomness
Books
Old blank journals
Chocolate in any size shape or form
Pie
Music, Music and more MUSIC!!!
The colors black, red and green
Summer
My friends, who are awesomely awesome!
Fuzzy socks
Black nail polish, those who wear it because its becoming "in" STOP WEARING IT!!!
Animals
Bubble wrap, which i was just popping a moment ago
Swimming, i swear i am a fish (out of water)
Writing, although it often gets me into trouble...
You, for visiting my page (and leaving a comment?)
MERMAIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gay guys, because they won't break your heart.

I hate:
The spontaneous tissue people, they are evil...and behind you
Vanilla, it is the opposite of chocolate
I wont mention any names...
Winter
September
Judgmental people
Paris Hilton(bless her shriveled up excuse of a brain)
Homophobics
other things yet to be added

98 percent of teenagers do drugs or drink alcohol......copy and paste this in your profile if you like bagels



92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.



If you think the Cocoa Puff Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

92% of teens listen to rap and hip hop music. If you're part of the 8% that rock out every day.
Put this in your profile fellow rocker.

If you've ever tripped up the steps,put this in your siggy...






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(='.'=)
(")_(") This is bunny. Copy him onto your profile to help him gain world domination.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. (ive also ran into poles at school heeheee oops)

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..\....llll..../
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./.....llll.o..\
.l.........o...I
.\______/ If you love music then copy this guitar onto your profile.

....oooO..............
.....(....)...Oooo...
......)../.....(....)....
.....(_/.......)../.....
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... I WAS ............
.......... HERE ..... Copy this into your profile!


You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Zac Efron
I say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I say "HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE





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[.............] Yes I have,
[.........o..] Pulled a door,
[.............] When it said push...many times...
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Well hi. Well bye.