XMidnight.SeductionX

Call me whichever of these you like:
Sarah
Buttercup
Sarrie
Sarrie Berrie
Jordan
Bubbles

Screen Name: Rascalisevil
**PLEASE IM me, i get so freakin bored. Anything u want to talk about... i'm here**

Singers/bands I like:

My Chemical Romance
and a little bit of a million other people:
Rascal Flatts
Mandy Moore
Aly & AJ
Hinder
The All-American Rejects
Eminem
Ashley Tisdale
Kellie Pickler
Jessica Simpson
Avril Lavigne
Hilary Duff
Rihanna
The Backstreet Boys
Evanesence
Vanessa Hudgens
Nickelback
Britney Spears
JoJo
Miley Cyrus
Jennifer Lopez
Carrie Underwood
Fall Out Boy
Kelly Clarkson
Jordan Pruitt
Gretchen Wilson
Cascada
Jennifer Love Hewit
Gwen Stefani
High School Musical
Christina Aguilera
Fergie
Colby Callait
Justin Timberlake
Collective Soul
Lindsay Lohan

TV show: What I like about you, Friends, the secret life of the american teenager

Book: Harry Potter, the Princess Diaries, 13 reasons why, Perfect

Food: grilled cheese

People: ones that care about me

Subject: Writing

Hidden Talents: um, none
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Funny Stuff::::

Sorry if I stole anyone's ideas. I thought this stuff was hilarious, so I wanted it on my profile.
None of this stuff is my own.
I'm not creative enough to come up with this stuff, but it's funny!!!

***Comment if you love Frankie Iero!!!***
(that was mine!)
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE

x. Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
x. Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
x. The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
x. Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
x. Frank Iero can divide by Zero.
x. The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then its soaked with tears and blood.
x. The Frank Iero once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
x. Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
x. Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
x. A Tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
x. Bob Bryar doesnt get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back the fuck off.
x. Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
x. Mikey Way can speak braille.
x. Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
x. Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
x. If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow the fuck down.
x. Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
x. Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
x. Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
x. The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
x. Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
x. When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
x. Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
x. Mikey Way is like a Tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
x. Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmellow man.
x. Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
x. When God said, "Let there be light", Gerard Way said, "say please."
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Things to do at Walmart:
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's cart when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him or her in a official tone, "I think we have a Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
5. Put M&M's on layaway.
6. Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others that you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding dept.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission Impossible".
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack, and when people browse through say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud, "Hey, we're out of toilet paper in here!"
16. Joust with the rascals (the little motorized wheelchairs at the entrance)
17. Pillow fights with stuffed animals
18. Talk to the clerk in the electronics dept, and every 5 minutes or so yell "No! You are Wrong!"
19. Clip clothing to customers w/out their knowledge, clip-on ties work great
20. Clip a clip on tie to yourself on your back and walk in and out of the store a bunch of times and see if anyone notices
21. Men: Take womens clothing and go to the changing rooms
22. Take embarrassing items (massive amounts of duesche in mens carts works really well, or self enema kits) and hide them in random people's carts
23. Get a blue or red vest from a friend who works at walmart and walk around helping customers and moving things and talking to other employees.
24. Put on a baseball helmet backwards, a hunting vest, a big stuffed bear under one arm and a pool cue. Tiptoe in and out of isles and yell "BANG" while pointing the pool cue at customers and employees, then jump into an isle where they can't see you.
Bonus Points: Commando crawl through isles doing the same thing, but roll off into other isles and crawl away as fast as possible.

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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator:

1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. MEOW occasionally.
6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7. SAY -DING at each floor.
8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21. SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
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LOVE
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No.
Girl: If I left would you cry?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Which would you pick, me or your life?
Boy: My life.

Hearing this, the girl turns and starts running away with tears. The boy chases after her and stops her.

Boy: You don’t cross my mind because you are always on my mind. I don’t like you because I love you. I don’t want you because I need you. If you left I would die, not cry. I wouldn’t live for you because I would die for you. I wouldn’t do anything for you because I would do everything for you. But I would still pick my life because you are my life.
*Put this on your profile if you agree*
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The My Chemical Romance Pledge

I pledge allegiance
To My Chemical Romance
From New Jersey
And to the music
That they play
One Nation
Under Gerard
With venom and vampires for all.
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The Ten Commandments of The Black Parade.

1.Thou Shalt Accept Death As It Comes.
2.Thou Shalt Sing And March Without A Question.
3.Thou Shalt Face Fear And Regret.
4.Thou Shalt Let Go Of Thy Dreams.
5.Thou Shalt Give Blood.
6.Thou Shalt Not Fear Thy Sins.
7.Thou Shalt Protect Thy Brothers In Arms.
8.Thou Shalt Darken Thy Clothes.
9.Thou Shalt Not Walk This World Alone.
10.Thou Shalt Carry On.
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Commandments of a Chemical Romance

1.Thou shall not put a gun to thy lover's head.
2.Thou shall be willing to die for love.
3.Thou shall seek revenge on those who wrong you.
4.Thou shall be a demolition lover.
5.Thou shall unleash the bats.
6.Thou shall protect thy lover from everything. (even vampires)
7.Thou shall respect the lords , Gerard , Frank , Mikey , Bob , Ray
8.Thou shall sing the holy hymns of the chemical romance.
9.Thou shall see beauty in bloody love.
10.Thou shall rock hard.
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF GERARD WAY

1.Thou shall never let them take you alive.
2.Thou shall drink Starbucks coffee
3.Thou shall play World of Warcraft as an Undead Warrior
4.Thou shall admit that they are not okay freely
5.Thou shall unleash the fucking bats
6.Thou shall strike violent poses
7.Thou shall stay out of the light
8.Thou shall suck thy enemies blood
9.Thou shall overcome thy weaknesses
10.Thou shall not be afraid to keep on living
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The Ten Commandments of Frank Iero

1. Thou shall run around until thou can no longer breathe
2. Thou shall eat skittles
3. Thou shall let the singer feel thou up
4. Thou shall wear a badge on thy shirt collar or hood
5. Thou shall get tattoos
6. Thou shall kick random objects if they are in thy way (yes that means if they are Gerard/Mikey too)
7. Thou shall grin with all teeth
8. Thou shall change hair style every year
9. Thou shall wear sunglasses in situations of conflict
10. Thou shall burn everything and call it Cajun
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The Ten Commandments of Mikey Way

1. Thou shall move as little as possible on stage
2. Thou shall choose coffee as thy poison
3. Thou shall straighten hair with dignity
4. Thou shall love sushi as much as thineself
5. Thou shall be the spiritual advisor to thy peers
6. Thou shall wear glasses as close to falling off as possible
7. Thou shall have epic battles with brick walls
8. Thou shall hate small spaces, large spaces and grocery shopping
9. Thou shall love unicorns with all thy heart
10. Thou shall be dangerous around toasters/heaters
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The Ten Commandments of Bob Bryar

1. Thou shall never get mad at those more annoying than thou
2. Thou shall look cool with sunglasses
3. Thou shall declare that Gerard makes thou heart burn openly
4. Thou shall love cats
5. Thou shall walk in the other direction/lash out if a camera is shown
6. Thou shall T.P New York
7. Thou shall drum until thou can drum no more
8. Thou shall give out Mikey Way’s phone number
9. Thou shall be the hardest working drummer ever
10. Thou shall love Mr. Bean as thou equal
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The Ten Commandments of Ray Toro

1. Thou shall head bang till thou can head bang no more
2. Thou shall stick thou hands in cupcakes
3. Thou shall hide thy contacts well
4. Thou shall not like to read
5. Thou shall not bother to cook
6. Thou shall play until thou gets ‘Guitar Burn’
7. Thou shall hate thou hair when straightened
8. Thou shall sing back up as if it were the most important part
9. Thou shall ask Gerard to not do ‘that’ in thy direction
10. Thou shall be proud of thou afro
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92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie decided breathing wasn't cool! Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing hysterically at all the dead preps layin' around instead.

90% of teens get caught up in drugs every day. Put this in your profile if you're addicted to chocolate instead.
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“Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.” Gerard Way

“I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.” Gerard Way

“Your going to come across a lot of shitty bands, and a lot of shitty people. And if anyone of those people call you names because of what you look like, or because they don't accept you for who you are. I want you to look right at that motherf****r, stick up your middle finger, and scream F**K YOU!” Gerard Way

“If you don't go to highschool you will definitely go to jail.” Gerard Way

“The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.” Gerard Way

“Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a f****n' princess!” Gerard Way

“So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.” Gerard Way

"Frankie: Eww is that a bug?
Fan 1: No, I think it's a sharpie mark.
Frankie: It is a bug.
Fan 2: No, actually it is a bug. I sorta smushed it by accident and it stayed on the picture.
Frankie: That's gross (circles bug and write eww on paper).”

“Popsicles should be the new black, that way everyone would have one!” Frank Iero

“I would date Gerard.” Frank Iero

"Homophobia is gay.” Frank Iero

“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.” Ray Toro

“Ray- What is a large group of moose? Mooses?
Mikey- No way! It's Meesi.
Gerard- F*ck Off! It's Meese.

Steven:Rachael Reed asks if Gerard sleeps naked
Frank: Yes he does
Gerard: No, no I don't
Frank: You did when you slept with me that one time
Steven: Whoa, My Chem exposed
*Gerard laughs*
Frank: He told me that it had to be that way

"Sometimes it's hard to look in the mirror and be okay with the person looking back."- Pete Wentz

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Whoever said ‘Nothings Impossible’ never tried nailing jell-O to a tree!!!
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definition of F.I.N.E
- FUCKED UP
- INSECURE
- NEUROTIC
- EMOTIONAL
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BRAVE IS NOT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING
BRAVE IS NOT
SAYING A SPEECH
BRAVE IS NOT
DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND
BRAVE IS. . .
LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND
BEING PROUD OF IT.
KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS.
GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET.
GOING TO SCHOOL EVERY DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES.
BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE, ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS.
KEEP ON LAUGHING.
Put this on your profile if you agree...
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Month one
Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, repost this
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I'm Your biggest Fan.
But really..I'm just a joke to you.
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I am the type of girl:
who laughs when people die in movies,
who only cries when she's alone, (even though I never cry)
who is too smart for her own good,
who will argue forever over stupid things,
who day dreams far too much,
who acts like she's okay,
who will talk to characters in her head,
who will deny change as long as she can.
I'm the type of girl who is becoming her own person
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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My friends are the kind that
if the house was burning down
they would be making s'mores and hitting on the fireman
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I'm the girl who....
hates labels with a passion
loves using sarcarsm
loves using icons
dislikes following rules : )
LIKES school
will never conform to society
procrastinates a LOT
LOVES nothing in general
is VERY understanding
is a sucker for guys AND girls!
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes but when you look back everything is different?
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Hey girls, you're beautiful. Whether you're a size 32 or a size 18. As long as you're a good person. As long as you respect others and yourself. Don't listen to those fashion magazines. Hey girls, you're beautiful - Gerard Way
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----///-\----If you have ever felt
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----\-///----Apathetic
-----\///-----Depressed
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Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.
-Gerard Way
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***Press is blaming My Chemical Romance for teen Suicide deaths put this on your page if you know they are not to blame***
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If Hannah Montana was standing at the edge of a 20 story building, 90% of teens would have a breakdown. Put this on your Profile if you would be among the 10% screaming: "JUMP, BITCH, JUMP!!!"
(Not that I would ever want her to die per say...)
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It's a beautiful day.
now watch some asshole fuck it up.
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Put this in your profile if...
If you have ever pushed a pull door, or vice versa
If you have ever run into a door
If you have ever tripped over your own feet
If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal
If you have ever tripped down the stairs
If you have ever fallen up the stairs
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason
If you have ever gone into a room to get something and completely forgot what you were doing
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I SUFFER FROM C.R.S
Can't Remember Shit.
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If your just a teenager who:: wants to be left alone at times, wants to start a riot! at times, feels like you don't belong anywhere at times, hates school at times, hates people at times, loves everyone and everything at times, spends all the time you can with the people you want to be with, doesn't do your homework until the last minute, loves music, & just wants to be a teenager at times, put this ony your profile because you're proud to be you and anyone who doesn't like this fuck you
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Put this on your site if u would take a gun shot personally for some one you care for

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Homophobia is Wrong:
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
REPOST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!

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All Love is Beautiful

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No Such Thing As 'Real Fans'
(thank you Bad Luck Umbrella)

1.Real MCR fans know more songs then I'm not OK.
(The other MCR fans know it's I'm Not Okay)

2.Real MCR fans know Gerard Ways brothers name.
(The other MCR fans know that everyone knows Gee's brother's name.)

3.Real MCR fans shout "YES" when their song comes on.
(The other MCR fans would have their songs playing anyway.)

4.Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair.
(The other MCR fans would know that MCR is anti-violence.)

5.Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.
(The other MCR fans would think you were a retard if you didn't.)

6.Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the bands have for a MCR concert.
(The other MCR fans laugh in your face and know that website anyway)

7.Real MCR fans take the time to wright on all their underwear "I LOVE GERARD"
(The other MCR fans can spell 'write' correctly and would write it on something visible.)

8.Real MCR fans ask their moms whats for dinner and are disappointed when she don't say Gerard. (The other MCR fans wouldn't turn into cannibals and eat Gerard.)

9.Real MCR fans start smoking cause they think they will be HOTT like Frank and Gerard.
(The other MCR fans won't even dignify this with an answer, you're a twat.)

10.Real MCR fans ask for Bob for Christmas and cry when they don't get him.
(The other MCR fans think you should grow up.)

11.Real MCR fans do dirty things with their MCR action figures and are proud to admit it.
(The other MCR fans think you need a life and should stop molesting inanimate objects.)

12.Real MCR fans sleep with a picture of MCR and actually have to wipe off the drool stains.
(The other MCR fans wouldn't tarnish their images with drool.)

13.Real MCR fans piss themselves when they see them...on T.V.
(The other MCR fans have bladder control.)

14.Real MCR fans would admit to let them rape you.
(The other MCR fans would know that no member of My Chemical Romance would ever rape anyone, and would have more self-respect for themselves.)

15.Real MCR fans go in a rendition of three cheers for sweet revenge when they hear a guy
in a restaurant say "so long"
(The other MCR fans would knows that TCFSR is an album, not a song, and know that the song you're trying to refer to is Helena.)

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You Know You're an MCR Fan When...
1. You have at least one MCRSavedMyLife story
2.When someone says "'fro," you say "Ray Toro!"
3.When someone says "Chemical," or "Romance," you think..."MCR!"
4. When you think of New Jersey, you think of Belleville.
5. When someone talks about St. Helena, Montana, you think Helena.
6. You've had their CD for two weeks and iTunes says it's been played at least 46 times.
7. You have mixed feelings about the Used. Bert? Or Gerard?
8. You wake up at two AM thinking about Mikey.
9. You view Alicia Simmons as the new Adrienne Armstrong.
10. You truly believe the Black Parade will come to you when you die (Hello Gerard!)
11. You believe they should hire you to be in all their videos since you dance to the songs like nobody's business.
12. Black is your favorite color.
13. The only reason you watch 24 is so you can have something in common with Ray.
14. It pains you to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force because of the rejection it caused Gerard.
15. You know Bob is a fuzzy bunny and Frank is a princess.
16. You wouldn't mind watching Gerard draw all day.
17. You count the days to and from your MCR concerts.
18. You have their tour schedule on a Word Document on your computer.
19. You've writeten at least one fanfic.
20. You'd join the TMNT, just to be with Bob.
21. You wouldn't mind Gerard and Mikey smellling like shit if it meant you got to go on tour with them!
22. You'd offer Frank your shower at 3 AM.
23. Even your parents know the words to Welcome to the Black Parade.
24. You dye your hair like Gerard did a few years ago and lament as that random red splotch at the back of your head fades away.
25.You scream when your parents accidentally throw away the review of the show you went to a week before. Then you immediately get it off the internet.
26. None of your friends like them but they could probably write a book on them you talk about them so much.
27. You've Googled their high schools.
28. You adhere to the MCR Bible, the Ten Commandments of the Black Parade, the Ten Commandments of Gerard Way and the Ten Commandments of a Chemical Romantic.
29. You don't care anymore when people call them emo because you know they're not.
30. You'd cut off Bob and Ray's hair if it meant you could have it all to yourself.
31. You relate to Mikey and his unicorn/coffee/sushi fetish.
32. You really wish Frank would talk on stage.
33. You celebrate their birthdays with religion. Yes, that means costumes.
34. You've named pets/stuffed animals/instruments after them ("C'mere Mikey! Good boy Mikey, good boy!"
35. The people in your band have set a ban on you singing anymore MCR at practice. Needless to say, this is a rule meant to be broken.
36. You sneak into your computer lab at school at lunch to watch their videos.
37. You call your younger sister "Mikey." Therefore, she hates you. But you can't help that she is skinny, tallish and wears glasses.
38. You plan on making a pilgrimage to Belleville, New Jersey as soon as possible.
39. You listen to every band they say they like during interviews.
40. You only tolerate Brandon Flowers because Gerard Way says he likes the Killers and Brandon likes MCR.
41. Your daydreams consist of commentary on your school day by Mikey, Frank, Gerard, Bob and Ray.
42. You call Gerard "Gee."
43.Your friends all get a glazed look when you mention MCR.
44. You've read Ecstasy: Three Tales of Chemical Romance, by Irvine Welsh.
45. You wrote an essay about how you admire Gerard when your English teacher told you that you had to write something about someone you admired.
46. You're known to wear a black stripe over your eyes to school when you're feeling extra MCR-ish.
47. Life on the Murder Scene=LOTMS
48. You support Bob Bryar's solo project.
49. Even if they went gansta, you'd still love them.
50. You just wrote and or read this (or forced a friend to.)
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This is for those who cried to The Ghost Of You.

For those who felt empowered during Famous Last Words.

For those who felt they could relate to I'm Not Okay.

For those who want to start a riot because of Teenagers.

For those who are demolition lovers.

For those who killed all their friends.

This is for those who got welcomed To The Black Pararde.

For those who aren't afraid to keep on living;

Who aren't afraid to walk this world alone.
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you say pink
i say MY EYES! THAT DAMN COLOR MADE ME BLIND!
you say Zac Efron
i say HSM sucked
you say Miley Cyrus
i say she's a slut
you say pop
i say ROCK
you say Twilight is your bible
i say okay...?
you say i'm weird
i say THANK YOU!!!

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I’m the kind of girl that laughs at
her mistakes, so pardon me
if I laugh in your face.

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the best things in life are unseen,
that’s why we close our eyes when we
CRY | LAUGH | KISS | DREAM

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And I'm the kinda girl
That will crack a joke
To brighten your day
Even when I can't
Seem to brighten my own.
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It’s like I wanna push you into oncoming traffic… but I know I would probably kill myself trying to save you again.
An angel, fallen, destined to fly; broken and bleeding, but to strong to cry.

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So Long And Goodnight!

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