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TwistedIllusions

TwistedIllusions
Name
Mary
Age
20
Gender
Female
Location
United States
Joined date
April 9th, 2008

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About

I wanna bring two hundred bucks in singles to a Mindless Self Indulgence show and see what that gets me. Anywhore....

Here we go. My name is Mary. I'm aggressive, I'm sarcastic, And sometimes I'm really mean. I stand up for my beliefs, I'm a horse trainer and barrel racer, I'm a 'punk princess' or 'goth goddess' (Thank you Kat and Nikki.)

Avenged Sevenfold kicks the shit out of whatever bands you like! Seriously dude, Shads and Syn are gonna show up at your house with a crowbar and a sack of doorknobs and *camly* explain why their band is better than your band(s); while me, Johnny, Rev and Zacky are looking for places to put the bodies. Haha. One of my better quotes.

I write alot of smut. If ya don't like it, don't read it, k? I'm constantly trying to better my writing and I think I'm getting better with every story. I'd like to thank everyone who reads my stuff. <3 for you! Avenged Sevenfold, Mindless Self Indulgence, AFI, and Evanescence are my favorite bands. They inspire me.

I am originally from the 'Hell' state of Florida. I am a hurricane Vetran, and I love the Everglades. Florida's ok...the central/northern parts. They aren't so hellish.

I love animals.

Anne is my gorgeous 3 year old Royal Python and I <3 her! She's my baby. My two cats kick ass...even though Nissan is kinda fat and Whisper is a bit neurotic. Nissan likes to watch tv and chill with me, and Whisper's hobby is meowing so loud she could shatter windows, while trying in every way to block one's view of whatever they're reading/watching/doing. I love em though!

I believe in ghosts, and I'm an avid paranormal enthuist. I love anything and everything paranormal.

I swear. Alot.

I'm a bitch. Deal with it, or don't talk to me. Very simple.

I like zombie movies. and I'm currently obsessed with Resident Evil 3.

Vampires are the shit. But I don't think I'd ever wanna be one.

Stephen King is god. Enough said.

I think I was Anne Boleyn in a past life. Either that or I'm related to her. Because she was an amazing woman and I believe I share alot of her qualities. Especially her temper and driven attitude.

Sometimes I wish I was a pirate. I think I'd be a damn good one.

I <3 my fedora hat.

Vengeance University is the shit. If you don't know what that is, google it! Right now!

If you want to know more,Just ask! I like people who talk to me, they make me smile. So make me smile, k?
If, for some strange reason, you wanna be my friend; heres my myspace:
www.myspace.com/rockerbabe28. by the way, Dane Cook is amazering. "I would punch every bee in the face! Bees are not taking me out. I be like "Oh yeah? Fuck you bee!"


Thanks for reading this.
Much Love, MaryXD.


Haha. I had to put this here:
]I Pledge Allegiance To The Deathbat Of The United Nation Of Sevenfold, And To The Gates For Which They Stand Plague, One Nation, Under Christ, Indivisible With Shadows And Vengeance For All
And This(even though it's long.): AFI fans wouldn't leave them because they changed their sound. They like the band because of the music. They know that the idiot who calls them stupid is just trying to seem cool. They love them no matter how many mistakes they make. They wouldn't mind all the new kids coming because of the new songs. They have listened to their side projects. They don't care about their looks. They would be proud children of AFI. They know being in Despair Faction doesn't prove you are a true fan. They know what AFI stands for. They don't mind Davey always changes his hair. They know about Hunter even though he never talks. They know that Adam is better than Johnny Deep at being a pirate. They know who Smith is because he's awesome not because of his relations with the band. They wouldn't care if they are called emo for liking them. They know that they can't be labeled. They love every lyric even if they didn't memorize it. AFI fans are proud and will scream it. They will look a poser straight in the face and say, "Fuck you." They are the people who aren't afraid anymore. They know it doesn't matter if they saved you or not. They don't wear black to be cool but because they want to. They will never back down again. They wouldn't discriminate against others for looks. AFI fans can be other fans too. AFI fans are. And that's all they can ask for.