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Name
Ana Christ
Age
14
Gender
Female
Location
In Johnny Christ's pants... X3
Joined date
April 22nd, 2008

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About

Hello, my name is Ana. You can call me Rose or Ana if you want. I tend to call myself Ana Christ because one of my friends told me to. XD That's how bad I love Johnny Christ! I'm 14 years old and I write all kinds of genre of stories from humor/comedy to (I mostly do this one...) romance and musicals (I call them musicals 'cause I use songs in the story.) ;D

I'm an emo romantic who can't seem to find love... How sad. :D

Let's see... I like music. I enjoy Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, Papa Roach, Paramore, Three Days Grace, and other bands.

I like drawing mostly. I try and draw the first thing in my mind and 90% of my drawings usually end up unfinished. HAHA!! ^^;

Uhhh... If you have any questions for me or whatever... Message me. :3

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92% of teens today would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch decided breathing wasn't cool. Put this on you profile if you're one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!

You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Amy Lee
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Gerard Way
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say I'm Different
Add to your profile if you agree

Mom,

I went to a birthday party but I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink at all, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, the way you said I would,
That I didn't choose to drink and drive,
though some friends said I should.
I knew I made a healthy choice and your advice to me was right
As the party finally ended and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, sure to get home in one piece,
Never knowing what was coming, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, I can hear the policeman say,
"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."
His voice seems far away.
My own blood is all around me,as I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,"This girl is going to die."
I'm sure the guy had no idea,while he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive that I would have to die.
So why do people do it, knowing that it ruins lives?
But now the pain is cutting me like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell my sister not to be afraid, tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven to put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have taught him that its wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his mom and dad had I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me mom, as I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say I love you and good-bye.

If you're against drunk driving repost this on your profile. T.A.D.D

If ur a loyal Avenged fan put this on ur homepage!! >> Avenged Sevenfold....Loyal To The End!

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Achmed The Dead Terrorist quotes

"STOP TOUCHING MEEEE!!! *glares and looks around* I killl yooouuu!!"

"OKay... I will not move my ass...?"

"Wait... if I am dead. *gasp* That means I get my 72 virgins!!"

"Are you my virgins? I hope not."

"There are a bunch of ugly-ass guys out there!!"

"WAIT!! I can have Clay Aiken!!"

"Is that Walter?! He scares the crap out of me!!"

"Please do not put me back in the same suitcase!! He has gaaas!!"

"Sadum's musterd gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart..."

"It's not funny!! He will kill us!!"

"Don't worry I took that Verizon basterd with me."

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Walter Quotes

"Maybe if I'm reincarnated, I'll come back a nice, sensitive guy... Driving a blue freakin' prious!!!"

"I hung up on my wife and she calls me back and says, "Did you hang up on me?" I said, "I dunno, did it sound something like this, CLICK!!"