Hi, I'm Patrick and I can Crank Dat. Can you?

EVERYONE WANTS TO FEEL SAFE IN THE DARK.

Alright, I drink more than you, I party harder than you do, and my car's faster than yours too! Ha!

my tumblrrr, follow me? i make funnies.

I'm just the man on the balcony singing,
"nobody will ever remember me,"
composer that never composed.