Rachie Technicolor
- Name
- Rachie Technicolor
- Age
- 16
- Gender
- Female
- Location
- Sucking Blood [cuz I'm a vamp]
- Joined date
- May 5th, 2008
Stories
Gag Reason
Latest update: Chapter 2 on November 30th, 2008In the Land of Promise
Latest update: Chapter 24 on November 23rd, 2008...Or Something Like That
Latest update: Chapter 12 on November 10th, 2008School X
Latest update: Chapter 1 on October 12th, 2008Platinum Blond Angel in My Bed
Latest update: Chapter 1 on July 20th, 2008The Ultimate Definition of a One-Night Stand
Latest update: Chapter 1 on July 20th, 2008
Poems
Always, Always, Always
July 29th, 2008When I See
May 29th, 2008Now
May 29th, 2008Link
May 8th, 2008The Gravedigger
May 8th, 2008The Mask
May 8th, 2008The Preacher
May 7th, 2008The Skeleton
May 7th, 2008The Boy
May 7th, 2008Sunshine
May 7th, 2008
Journals
MY SEXXIES!!! I'VE MISSED YOU, TOO!!!
October 25th, 2008Lacy ANYTHING?! (Mom, please cut up the damn pineapple.)
August 8th, 2008(The Opposite of) Playboy Material
August 2nd, 2008STILL Giddy From Sexually Charged Two-Shot
July 28th, 2008I Don't Get Lovin'
July 18th, 2008(Honestly) I'm Not Sorry (And I Don't Care How it Ends)
July 6th, 2008Damn You, Bastard Guy
June 26th, 2008Bruises, Bruises, Bruises
June 21st, 2008Conformity and Sex? What's the Difference?
June 15th, 2008Fucking Creepy Thoughts (Of a Fucking Creepy Chick)
June 14th, 2008
About
I'M IN THE HOUSE...THE NAME IS RACHEL, BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ELMA OR RACHIE TECHNICOLOR

Lyssie Technicolor is my SISTER! We are The Lady of Easy Virtue.

[[These symbols mean "virtue," or "virtuous."]]
WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE...

Brunette, Short//Spiky Hair, Green Eyes, Average Nose, Big Ears, Average Skin Color (cough Pale cough), 5' 4", Not Fat But Not Thin...Healthy, Big Feet (cough Size Nine cough), Not Too Amazing Where I Should Be...



MISCELLANEOUS FACTS YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME:
1. I <3 CAPITAL LETTERS.
2. I WOULD DEBATE WHETHER TO SAVE A DOG OVER MY BEST FRIEND.
3. I AM A VEGETARIAN [[2 YEARS W/OUT MEAT OCT. '08, I YEAR W/OUT FISH JUNE '08]]
4. I AM SCARED OF THE DARK [[I KNOW, "GROW UP"]] AND SIAMESE FIGHTING FISH [[BAD EXPERIENCE, DON'T ASK.]]
5. I SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNK BED IN THE ROOM MY LITTLE SISTER AND I SHARE.
6. I <3 MATH HOMEWORK [[AND CAN ONLY COMPLETE IT TO MUSIC.]]
7. I WRITE FOR THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
8. I <3 WEARING LOOSE CLOTHING.
9. I'M PRACTICALLY A HUMAN TV GUIDE [[GOOD OR BAD?]]
10. PLANNING ON GETTING A TATTOO OF MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG AT 18.
11. I OVER EXAGGERATE, INCESSANTLY, ALL OF THE TIME, AND ALWAYS.
12. I'M THE MIDDLE CHILD OF THREE GIRLS [[YIPPIE!]]
13. I HAVE A VERY SUNNY SIDE, AND A VERY DARK SIDE. NO "HAPPY MEDIUM."
14. I HATE HAIR! LOOSE STRANDS ON ME, AROUND ME, IN THE HAIR BRUSH I'M USING. I HATE IT!
15. I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET MY BRAND SPANKIN' NEW PURPLE NANO CHROMATIC ON 9/28/08. HER NAME IS MARCH.
16. I'LL ONLY SLEEP WITH MY SHEET AND QUILT ON. AND EVEN WITH MY QUILT, I'M PARTICULAR.
17. I'M TOO IMPATIENT FOR MY OWN GOOD.
18. I EITHER TALK TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE. AGAIN, WITH ME, THERE IS NEVER A "HAPPY MEDIUM."
19. MY [[SECRET]] FAVORITE LOVE SONG IS "MY HEART WILL GO ON" BY CELINE DION. YOU KNOW, THAT SONG FROM "TITANIC."
20. WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A VETERINARIAN.
21. I <3 MY FAMILY TOO MUCH FOR A TEENAGER.
22. THE USED AND GREEN DAY [[POSTERS]] ROCK BY MY BED.
23. I <3 BLOND HAIR. LIKE, PLATINUM BLOND.
24. I CAN'T SING, BUT I ALWAYS TRY. [[ON THAT NOTE: I CAN SING AS LOW AS BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG. GROSS FOR A CHICK, YEAH, I KNOWS IT...]]
25. SHIA LABOUF WAS MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH.
26. I LOVE "EMO" MUSIC. THAT'S THE MAJORITY OF WHAT'S PLAYING ON BOBO.
27. MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 26. [[SEE RAM BELOW]]
28. I HATE CHANGING THE MONTH ON MY CALENDAR. [[ON THAT NOTE, I HAVE A LOST CALENDAR FOR 2008!!!]]
29. I CAN CATCH BUGS IN MID-AIR AND KILL [[SORRY]] THEM.
30. I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH BRUSHING MY TEETH. ORAL HYGIENE...YAY!
31. I BECOME ADDICTED TO SILLY, NON-HARMFUL THINGS VERY EASILY. FOR EX: CERTAIN GUM FLAVORS, PITA CHIPS, "PINEAPPLE EXPRESS," THE USED.
32. TOTALLY SPIRITUAL. NO RELIGION.
IDOLS: Tina Fey [[for being hilarious, brunette, wearing glasses, and not being ashamed to be imperfect]], Amy Poehler [[another amazing female comedian breaking ground for funny women in America]], Michelle Obama [[for being as diplomatic as her husband, and looking fabulous while doing it; she oozes class and genuinity simultaneously]], Helen Keller [[blind, deaf, and still never let anything stop her; and American hero]].

Purple, Green, Animals [[Dogs Are My Favorite]], Writing, Reading [[See My Long-Ass List Below]], My Oh-So-Fresh Family, My Oh-So-Fresh Friends [[Both Online And In Life]], My Oh-So-Fresh Profile, "The Scarlet Letter" chapters 12, 18 &14 [[those being my favorite three, respectively]], Vegetables//Fruit, The Flavor "Ranch," CHICK PEAS!, Jeph Howard's Dog [[Zelda]], So-And-So's Piercing Somewhere, The Band Members Of The Used & Green Day & Aiden For Being Such Hilarious DUMBASSES, Youtube, Jon Header & Will Ferrell & John C. Riley & Jonah Hill For Making Me LAUGH MY ASS OFF, Boy-On-Boy One-Shots, Mr. Herbert, Old Man//Sexy Ass Mahone, Wentworth Miller For Being So Effing WEIRD, Synyster Gates [[YAY!]], Double J, PEANUT BUTTER!, Being Spiteful [[evil laugh]], Corny//Offensive//Dirty Jokes, Other Peoples' Birthdays, Hulu, The Six Year Old Skit, THE Pre School, Peace Signs

Missing A Television Show I REALLY Wanted To See, Injustices, When Computers Don't Behave, Long Hair Gone Short [[When It's PRETTY]], Racism, Prejudice, Ignorance, Homophobia [[Is Gay...]], Those Who Prey On The Vulnerable//Those Weaker Than Them, Drugs//Alcohol [[I Know, "I'm No Fun..."]], Boredom, Waiting For Anything, Time, Stress// When My Friends Are Stressed Out, Old People, Lack Of Contractions, Worrying About Things Out Of Your Control, Fighting With Anyone [[Even If They're Bastards...]], Pete Wentz [[Who Is The DEFINITION Of A Bastard...]]
"WARNING" BY GREEN DAY
OBSESSIONS [[MUSIC]]: The Academy Is..., Aiden, Avril Lavigne, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Cobra Starship, Crossfade, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Lady GaGa, Linkin Park, Metro Station, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, Seether, Staind, Tegan And Sara, Three Days Grace, The Used, Weird Al Yankovic
"DISNEY GIRL CASTING" FROM MAD TV
OBSESSIONS [[TV SHOWS]]: Prison Break, Lost, House, Dexter, The New Adventures Of Old Christine, Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Freaks and Geeks, Fringe, Pushing Daisies, Criminal Minds, Cold Case, Law And Order: Criminal Intent, How I Met Your Mother, Without A Trace, The King Of Queens, Two and a Half Men, 'Till Death, Back To You, Survivor, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: New York, Numb3rs
"ROLE MODELS" TRAILER
OBSESSIONS [[MOVIES]]: Napoleon Dynamite, Blades Of Glory, Pineapple Express, Talladega Nights, Role Models, Walk Hard, Anchorman, Evan Almighty, Bruce Almighty, Shrek I and II, Mean Girls, Miss Congeniality I and II, Scary Movie I to IIII, White Chicks, Nacho Libre, Epic Movie, Starsky And Hutch, Zoolander, School Of Rock, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry, The Simpson's Movie, The Dukes Of Hazard, School For Scoundrels, Borat, John Tucker Must Die, Just Like Heaven, She's The Man, Legally Blond I and II, Monster House, Alvin And The Chipmunks, Cars, Toy Story I and II, Holes, X-Men I to III, Pirates Of The Caribbean I to III, Transformers, The Incredible Hulk, I Am Legend, The Mummy I and II, Ghost Rider, Underworld I and II, Resident Evil: Extinction, Shoot 'Em Up, The Dark Knight, Spiderman I and II, Primeval, Disturbia, Hannibal, Twilight, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, The Hills Have Eyes (2006), The Invisible, Dead Silence, Roots, Brokeback Mountain, Four Brothers, The Ape, The Shawshank Redemption, Juno, The Pursuit Of Happyness, John Q, Ray, Walk The Line, The Kingdom, Of Mice And Men (1992)
**I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE**
Hamlet 2, Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder, X-Men Evolution: Wolverine
"TWILIGHT" TRAILER
OBSESSIONS [[NOVELS]]: Hawksong, Snakecharm, Falcondance, Wolfcry, Midnight Predator, Demon In My View, Shattered Mirror, In The Forests Of The Night, The Client, The Chamber, The Firm, Blood and Chocolate, Holes, Small Steps, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, The Scarlet Letter, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Bitten, Stolen, Keeping The Moon, Just Listen, Becoming Chloe, Go Ask Alice, Sold, Flowers In The Attic, Petals On The Wind, If There Be Thorns, The Things They Carried, The Pros and Cons of Breathing, Center Stage, Obligation
QUOTES:
On Life- "Who said every thing's right around the corner?" -My Mother
AND... "Because, the world is scary. I generally need people to hide behind." - Can you hear ME?
On the Meaning of Life- "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...." -Tre Cool
On Being a Teenager- "You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it. You're never gonna make it." -I'm Not Okay (MCR)
AND... "There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." -Billie Joe Armstrong
On Writing- "When I write, I can fly." -Me
On Religion/Sex- "So strike me down and whip me. Ha ha."
On Love- "In the movies, chicks dominate guys. But this isn't a fantasy world behind a camera. This is real." -Me
On Differences- "Everyone's heart doesn't beat the same." -Jesus of Suburbia (GD)
VISIT ME AT MY YOUTUBE HOMEPAGE: http://youtube.com/user/happybunny330

ARIES FOR LIFE. MONKEY IN THE CHINESE CALENDER. FIRE SIGN. YES, I'M COOL.




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WATCH THIS...Peace for Dogs PSA. Almost cried for the beautiful animals in this.

Lyssie Technicolor is my SISTER! We are The Lady of Easy Virtue.

[[These symbols mean "virtue," or "virtuous."]]
WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE...

Brunette, Short//Spiky Hair, Green Eyes, Average Nose, Big Ears, Average Skin Color (cough Pale cough), 5' 4", Not Fat But Not Thin...Healthy, Big Feet (cough Size Nine cough), Not Too Amazing Where I Should Be...



MISCELLANEOUS FACTS YOU NEVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT ME:
1. I <3 CAPITAL LETTERS.
2. I WOULD DEBATE WHETHER TO SAVE A DOG OVER MY BEST FRIEND.
3. I AM A VEGETARIAN [[2 YEARS W/OUT MEAT OCT. '08, I YEAR W/OUT FISH JUNE '08]]
4. I AM SCARED OF THE DARK [[I KNOW, "GROW UP"]] AND SIAMESE FIGHTING FISH [[BAD EXPERIENCE, DON'T ASK.]]
5. I SLEEP ON THE TOP BUNK BED IN THE ROOM MY LITTLE SISTER AND I SHARE.
6. I <3 MATH HOMEWORK [[AND CAN ONLY COMPLETE IT TO MUSIC.]]
7. I WRITE FOR THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER.
8. I <3 WEARING LOOSE CLOTHING.
9. I'M PRACTICALLY A HUMAN TV GUIDE [[GOOD OR BAD?]]
10. PLANNING ON GETTING A TATTOO OF MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG AT 18.
11. I OVER EXAGGERATE, INCESSANTLY, ALL OF THE TIME, AND ALWAYS.
12. I'M THE MIDDLE CHILD OF THREE GIRLS [[YIPPIE!]]
13. I HAVE A VERY SUNNY SIDE, AND A VERY DARK SIDE. NO "HAPPY MEDIUM."
14. I HATE HAIR! LOOSE STRANDS ON ME, AROUND ME, IN THE HAIR BRUSH I'M USING. I HATE IT!
15. I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET MY BRAND SPANKIN' NEW PURPLE NANO CHROMATIC ON 9/28/08. HER NAME IS MARCH.
16. I'LL ONLY SLEEP WITH MY SHEET AND QUILT ON. AND EVEN WITH MY QUILT, I'M PARTICULAR.
17. I'M TOO IMPATIENT FOR MY OWN GOOD.
18. I EITHER TALK TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE. AGAIN, WITH ME, THERE IS NEVER A "HAPPY MEDIUM."
19. MY [[SECRET]] FAVORITE LOVE SONG IS "MY HEART WILL GO ON" BY CELINE DION. YOU KNOW, THAT SONG FROM "TITANIC."
20. WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO PURSUE A CAREER AS A VETERINARIAN.
21. I <3 MY FAMILY TOO MUCH FOR A TEENAGER.
22. THE USED AND GREEN DAY [[POSTERS]] ROCK BY MY BED.
23. I <3 BLOND HAIR. LIKE, PLATINUM BLOND.
24. I CAN'T SING, BUT I ALWAYS TRY. [[ON THAT NOTE: I CAN SING AS LOW AS BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG. GROSS FOR A CHICK, YEAH, I KNOWS IT...]]
25. SHIA LABOUF WAS MY FIRST CELEBRITY CRUSH.
26. I LOVE "EMO" MUSIC. THAT'S THE MAJORITY OF WHAT'S PLAYING ON BOBO.
27. MY BIRTHDAY IS MARCH 26. [[SEE RAM BELOW]]
28. I HATE CHANGING THE MONTH ON MY CALENDAR. [[ON THAT NOTE, I HAVE A LOST CALENDAR FOR 2008!!!]]
29. I CAN CATCH BUGS IN MID-AIR AND KILL [[SORRY]] THEM.
30. I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH BRUSHING MY TEETH. ORAL HYGIENE...YAY!
31. I BECOME ADDICTED TO SILLY, NON-HARMFUL THINGS VERY EASILY. FOR EX: CERTAIN GUM FLAVORS, PITA CHIPS, "PINEAPPLE EXPRESS," THE USED.
32. TOTALLY SPIRITUAL. NO RELIGION.
IDOLS: Tina Fey [[for being hilarious, brunette, wearing glasses, and not being ashamed to be imperfect]], Amy Poehler [[another amazing female comedian breaking ground for funny women in America]], Michelle Obama [[for being as diplomatic as her husband, and looking fabulous while doing it; she oozes class and genuinity simultaneously]], Helen Keller [[blind, deaf, and still never let anything stop her; and American hero]].

Purple, Green, Animals [[Dogs Are My Favorite]], Writing, Reading [[See My Long-Ass List Below]], My Oh-So-Fresh Family, My Oh-So-Fresh Friends [[Both Online And In Life]], My Oh-So-Fresh Profile, "The Scarlet Letter" chapters 12, 18 &14 [[those being my favorite three, respectively]], Vegetables//Fruit, The Flavor "Ranch," CHICK PEAS!, Jeph Howard's Dog [[Zelda]], So-And-So's Piercing Somewhere, The Band Members Of The Used & Green Day & Aiden For Being Such Hilarious DUMBASSES, Youtube, Jon Header & Will Ferrell & John C. Riley & Jonah Hill For Making Me LAUGH MY ASS OFF, Boy-On-Boy One-Shots, Mr. Herbert, Old Man//Sexy Ass Mahone, Wentworth Miller For Being So Effing WEIRD, Synyster Gates [[YAY!]], Double J, PEANUT BUTTER!, Being Spiteful [[evil laugh]], Corny//Offensive//Dirty Jokes, Other Peoples' Birthdays, Hulu, The Six Year Old Skit, THE Pre School, Peace Signs

Missing A Television Show I REALLY Wanted To See, Injustices, When Computers Don't Behave, Long Hair Gone Short [[When It's PRETTY]], Racism, Prejudice, Ignorance, Homophobia [[Is Gay...]], Those Who Prey On The Vulnerable//Those Weaker Than Them, Drugs//Alcohol [[I Know, "I'm No Fun..."]], Boredom, Waiting For Anything, Time, Stress// When My Friends Are Stressed Out, Old People, Lack Of Contractions, Worrying About Things Out Of Your Control, Fighting With Anyone [[Even If They're Bastards...]], Pete Wentz [[Who Is The DEFINITION Of A Bastard...]]
"WARNING" BY GREEN DAY
OBSESSIONS [[MUSIC]]: The Academy Is..., Aiden, Avril Lavigne, Avenged Sevenfold, Breaking Benjamin, Cobra Starship, Crossfade, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Lady GaGa, Linkin Park, Metro Station, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Panic At The Disco, Paramore, Seether, Staind, Tegan And Sara, Three Days Grace, The Used, Weird Al Yankovic
"DISNEY GIRL CASTING" FROM MAD TV
OBSESSIONS [[TV SHOWS]]: Prison Break, Lost, House, Dexter, The New Adventures Of Old Christine, Mad TV, Saturday Night Live, The Big Bang Theory, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Freaks and Geeks, Fringe, Pushing Daisies, Criminal Minds, Cold Case, Law And Order: Criminal Intent, How I Met Your Mother, Without A Trace, The King Of Queens, Two and a Half Men, 'Till Death, Back To You, Survivor, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, CSI: New York, Numb3rs
"ROLE MODELS" TRAILER
OBSESSIONS [[MOVIES]]: Napoleon Dynamite, Blades Of Glory, Pineapple Express, Talladega Nights, Role Models, Walk Hard, Anchorman, Evan Almighty, Bruce Almighty, Shrek I and II, Mean Girls, Miss Congeniality I and II, Scary Movie I to IIII, White Chicks, Nacho Libre, Epic Movie, Starsky And Hutch, Zoolander, School Of Rock, I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry, The Simpson's Movie, The Dukes Of Hazard, School For Scoundrels, Borat, John Tucker Must Die, Just Like Heaven, She's The Man, Legally Blond I and II, Monster House, Alvin And The Chipmunks, Cars, Toy Story I and II, Holes, X-Men I to III, Pirates Of The Caribbean I to III, Transformers, The Incredible Hulk, I Am Legend, The Mummy I and II, Ghost Rider, Underworld I and II, Resident Evil: Extinction, Shoot 'Em Up, The Dark Knight, Spiderman I and II, Primeval, Disturbia, Hannibal, Twilight, Sweeney Todd, Corpse Bride, The Hills Have Eyes (2006), The Invisible, Dead Silence, Roots, Brokeback Mountain, Four Brothers, The Ape, The Shawshank Redemption, Juno, The Pursuit Of Happyness, John Q, Ray, Walk The Line, The Kingdom, Of Mice And Men (1992)
**I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE**
Hamlet 2, Step Brothers, Tropic Thunder, X-Men Evolution: Wolverine
"TWILIGHT" TRAILER
OBSESSIONS [[NOVELS]]: Hawksong, Snakecharm, Falcondance, Wolfcry, Midnight Predator, Demon In My View, Shattered Mirror, In The Forests Of The Night, The Client, The Chamber, The Firm, Blood and Chocolate, Holes, Small Steps, Of Mice and Men, Catcher in the Rye, The Scarlet Letter, The Kite Runner, A Thousand Splendid Suns, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Bitten, Stolen, Keeping The Moon, Just Listen, Becoming Chloe, Go Ask Alice, Sold, Flowers In The Attic, Petals On The Wind, If There Be Thorns, The Things They Carried, The Pros and Cons of Breathing, Center Stage, Obligation
QUOTES:
On Life- "Who said every thing's right around the corner?" -My Mother
AND... "Because, the world is scary. I generally need people to hide behind." - Can you hear ME?
On the Meaning of Life- "I don't understand what Billie just said so, I'll talk about chickens...." -Tre Cool
On Being a Teenager- "You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and Croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate. Face it. You're never gonna make it." -I'm Not Okay (MCR)
AND... "There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." -Billie Joe Armstrong
On Writing- "When I write, I can fly." -Me
On Religion/Sex- "So strike me down and whip me. Ha ha."
On Love- "In the movies, chicks dominate guys. But this isn't a fantasy world behind a camera. This is real." -Me
On Differences- "Everyone's heart doesn't beat the same." -Jesus of Suburbia (GD)
VISIT ME AT MY YOUTUBE HOMEPAGE: http://youtube.com/user/happybunny330

ARIES FOR LIFE. MONKEY IN THE CHINESE CALENDER. FIRE SIGN. YES, I'M COOL.




TEAM JACOB. GOT A PROBLEM?


MY ICON[[AGE]]












WATCH THIS...Peace for Dogs PSA. Almost cried for the beautiful animals in this.











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